The Handie is a handy self-pleasuring toy that aims to revolutionize the way men stimulate themselves when they're unable or unwilling to get a female partner to help them out. The device promises to help you get a fistful of pleasure with minimal effort.
The Handie is essentially a silicone mitten -- however it features a cylindrical chamber located between the thumb and index finger, which are positioned as if to make an "ok go" gesture, which is of course utterly appropriate for the activity in question. Simply insert your man-companion into the chamber and have at it. This device is designed for all thrills and no spills, with a convenient catcher cup to help maintain your sheets' and carpets' innocence.
Look closely and you'll also see that there's a little vibrator attached to the outside of the pinky finger. This vibrator is thoughtfully placed to "buzz your marbles". Enough said.
The developers of Handie are running an Indiegogo campaign to raise money for production. A pledge of $65 will get you set up with one of these bright red silicone self-pleasuring tools.