50 Phallic Symbol-Based Products

From Phallic Outdoor Seating to Phallic Firearms

— May 21, 2013 — Naughty
Phallic objectification is everywhere; from editorials, fashion, advertising to products, the phallic symbol is literally staring the public in the face. A cultural taboo to discuss openly, is it bizarre that the male genitalia keeps popping up? Perhaps the phallic symbol obsession originates from the faithful saying that sex sells. We are after all, only human.

From everyday home products like phallic-inspired crochet cushions you can curl up next to, to phallic-shaped skyscrapers you can live in. There are even phallic costume mascots and naughty-shaped pens perfect for signing off on letters. This really begs the question: when products are designed with the phallic in mind, do they really sell better? At the end of the day, sex truly can sell everything and anything.
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Phallic Marketing Decals
Phallic Marketing Decals
Charm Communications Inc Takes Clever Approach to Advertising Viagra
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47
Galactic Phallic Drawings
Galactic Phallic Drawings
NASA Has Allegedly Drawn Private Parts on the Red Planet
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46
Precariously Phallic Billboards
Precariously Phallic Billboards
The New Auckland True Blood Advertisement is Shocking
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45
Crude Phallic Campaigns
Crude Phallic Campaigns
The Aides Protect Yourself Ads Promote the Use of Condoms Every Time
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44
Miniature Phallic Statues
Miniature Phallic Statues
Die Antwoord x Upper Playground Evil Boy Vinyl Sculpture is X-Rated
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43
Inappropriate Pipe Posters
Inappropriate Pipe Posters
The Off-Center Drag Machine Campaign is Suggestively Phallic
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42
Phallic Plant Head Fashion
Phallic Plant Head Fashion
'And the Villain Still Pursues Her' in the 160g Magazine Erotic Issue
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41
Miniature Magnetized Phalluses
Miniature Magnetized Phalluses
Phallic Toys by Kit Cameo Brings a Hard Edge to Magnets
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40
Phallic Ad Campaigns
Phallic Ad Campaigns
RadioShack's 'Beats Pill' Ad Shows Models at Their Raunchiest
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39
Sleek Phallic Seating
Sleek Phallic Seating
Enrico Pellizzoni's Hipod Armchair Has an Authoritative Presence
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38
Phallic Wrist Accessories
Phallic Wrist Accessories
These 'Wear a Willy' Bracelets will Guarantee Some Awkward Conversation
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37
Naughty-Inspired Sweets
Naughty-Inspired Sweets
These Edible Phallic Snacks Invokes Interesting Thoughts
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36
Phallic Mascot Costumes
Phallic Mascot Costumes
The Mr. Balls Mascot Both Promotes Smiles and Fights Cancer
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35
Origami Fortune Cookies
Origami Fortune Cookies
Jeremy Thomas Constructs Delicious Rainbow Desserts
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34
Phallic Designer Structures
Phallic Designer Structures
These Monochromatic Helmut Lang Sculptures are Provocative
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33
Phallic Instrument Shapes
Phallic Instrument Shapes
Naughty Wangcaster Guitar Is Pretty Ballsy
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32
Phallic Phone Cases
Phallic Phone Cases
These Jagger Edge Dicks on Phone Cases are Rock-Racy
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31
Phallic Light Fixtures
Phallic Light Fixtures
The Rise and Shine Lights Mimics a Man's Morning Dilemma
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30
Traveling Phallic Cartoons
Traveling Phallic Cartoons
This Aides Spot Features Willy the Tourist Journeying the World
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29
Naughty Bit-Shaped Pens
Naughty Bit-Shaped Pens
The BioErgonomic Pen is Made for Women by a Man
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28
Naughty Juicer Reinventions
Naughty Juicer Reinventions
‘Juicy Phallus'
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27
Crocheted Phallic Pillows
Crocheted Phallic Pillows
The KnittingKneedle Etsy Store is a Naughty Alternative to Home Decor
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26
Naughty Retro Gaming Gadgets
Naughty Retro Gaming Gadgets
The JoyDick Puts the Phallic Fun in Funky Game Controllers
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25
Erect Accessories
Erect Accessories
New Power Studio Pairs Hard Hats With Their 2011 Menswear Collection
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24
Phallic Festivals
Phallic Festivals
Kawasaki Celebrates Giant Penises for AIDS Awareness
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23
Phallic Weapon Ads
Phallic Weapon Ads
The Lovestore Make Love, Not War Campaign is Destructively Sensual
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Phallic Outdoor Seating
Phallic Outdoor Seating
The 36h and 56h Chairs are Inspired by Tradition and Rituals
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21
Phallic Knitted Sweaters
Phallic Knitted Sweaters
Agent Provocateur Cardigan Covered With the Male Appendage
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Rubber Architecture
Rubber Architecture
Willem DaFoe's Black Neoprene Home
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Graphic Art Jewelery
Graphic Art Jewelery
Modern Art Accessories by Frank Gehry for Tiffany & Co.
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18
Phallic-Shaped Skyscrapers
Phallic-Shaped Skyscrapers
The Headquarters for People's Daily Newspaper is Sexually Suggestive
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Phallic Fowl Paintings
Phallic Fowl Paintings
The Brittany Zagoria Birds Use Unconventionally Fleshy Perches
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16
Color-Popping Political Art
Color-Popping Political Art
This Donald Ely Artwork is Bursting With Color
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15
Phallic Sausage Makers
Phallic Sausage Makers
‘Roast My Weenie' Hot Dog Cooker Celebrates Manhood
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14
Dirty Inkblots?
Dirty Inkblots?
Ad by Carmen Norgate Puts Your Mind in the Gutter, Under False Pretenses
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13
Phallic Patriotism Prints
Phallic Patriotism Prints
This Bodega Vinyl Wall Art is Controversially Cool
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12
Phallic Ice Cream Ads
Phallic Ice Cream Ads
'Kama Sutra Excite' Advertises New Flavored Dotted Condoms
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Cucumber Condom Campaigns
Cucumber Condom Campaigns
The McCann Worldgroup Fowin Ad is Deliciously Racy
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10
Phallic Firearms
Phallic Firearms
The Cockglock Provides Peace-Keeping Pleasure
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Phallic Congratulatory Cards
Phallic Congratulatory Cards
'It's a Boy' Direct Mail Piece Places Infantile Private Parts
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Soft and Squishy Naughty Art
Soft and Squishy Naughty Art
Andrea Pritshcow's Crocheted Penises Are Pretty Cute
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Naughty Feline Knits
Naughty Feline Knits
Meowadays Releases a Series of Knitted Shockers on Etsy
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Public Fixtures Made Phallic
Public Fixtures Made Phallic
Tom of Finland's Suggestive Perfume Campaign
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Eight-Legged Intimacy Toys
Eight-Legged Intimacy Toys
The 'Squildo' Dildo is for Underwater Fun
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Faking Naughty
Faking Naughty
5 Ads That Made You Look Twice
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Fleshy Phallic Artillery
Fleshy Phallic Artillery
The Morten Traavik Skin-Coverd Machine Gun Stunned the Army
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Suggestive Food Photoshoots
Suggestive Food Photoshoots
The ‘Put It In Your Mouth' Series Captures Intimate Eats
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Wearable Sculpture Shoes
Wearable Sculpture Shoes
This Kobi Levi Footwear is Totally Bananas
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