From Lady Lingo Translators to Long Distance Intimacy Toys

 - Feb 13, 2015
We're well into the 21st century, so men can begin to rely on hi-tech boyfriend aids to keep their relationships as healthy, trust-based and intimate as they like, without having to exert too much effort. There are countless smartphone apps that offer to help guys communicate with their girlfriends, and there's a massive market of adult toys to keep females happy remotely. Whether a fella's in a long-distance relationship or a local one with a sensitive spark, there are plenty of boyfriend saviors to keep bonds strong.

When physical contact isn't an option, a guy can express his feelings through an innovative lamp, or send virtual gestures of affection through 4D technology. A man can translate confusing girl-speak through a handheld device, and ask an app if he should shower or shave to please his lady. If a boy misses his miss, he can simulate her blanket hogging or snoring; if he distrusts her, he can seek the help of an anti-cheater device. And if a young man is interested in the long haul, one hi-tech boyfriend aid can tell him how his woman will look when she's older.