116 Anti-Gifts for Valentine's Day Rebels

Puerile Presents to Anger Your Lover

— January 17, 2009 — Lifestyle
I hate Valentine’s Day but am already being drowned in a sea of red heart-shaped slush. People are already hunting out the perfect presents for their loved ones, and restaurants and hotels are already booked. Sod that!

If you want to show some rebellion against this “purely commercial day,” then this cluster has all you need to ruin the day. From plush STD’s, tampon tattoos, tears, scary dolls, and blood necklaces, there are plenty of options for you to really make your lover mad this Valentine’s Day.
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Zero-Calorie Holiday Foods
Zero-Calorie Holiday Foods
The Inflatable Fruitcake
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110
Cutting Houses in Half
Cutting Houses in Half
Extreme Divorce Settlement Avoidance
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109
Friendship For Rent
Friendship For Rent
Relationship Ambassadors From Sahara Care House
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108
Decapitated Plushie Memorials
Decapitated Plushie Memorials
Stuft Acquaintances
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107
Morbid Kitchen Accessories
Morbid Kitchen Accessories
Hearse Cracker and Dip Set
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106
Sad Kermit
Sad Kermit
A Massive Internet Hit
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105
Graphic Animated Ex-Girlfriends
Graphic Animated Ex-Girlfriends
Dan Hertzfeldt's Ah, L'Amour
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104
Grief-Inspired Jewellery
Grief-Inspired Jewellery
Enough Tears to Cry for Two
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103
Alabama Bans Sex Toys, But Okay with Guns
Alabama Bans Sex Toys, But Okay with Guns
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102
Cheap Christmas Gifts For Geeks
Cheap Christmas Gifts For Geeks
The Stocking USB
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101
Melancholy Plushies
Melancholy Plushies
Tear-Shaped Pillows for Sympathetic Snuggling
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100
A Plushie Toilet Cover? What's Your Motivation?
A Plushie Toilet Cover? What's Your Motivation?
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99
Geeks Exchange Expertise For Dates
Geeks Exchange Expertise For Dates
Rent-A-Nerd
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98
Golfing Guns
Golfing Guns
Air Force Golf Ball Launcher
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97
Marine Doll Mash Ups
Marine Doll Mash Ups
'Objects of Curiosity' Are The Scary Work Of Dan Levin
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96
Air Balloon Condoms
Air Balloon Condoms
Mile High Rubber Endorses Safe Sex
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95
Anatomical Balloon Art
Anatomical Balloon Art
A Second Nature Balloonatomy
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94
Fake Blood Beverages
Fake Blood Beverages
“Tru Blood” Promotes Vampire Show
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93
Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry
Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry
Sell What You Won't Give Back
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92
Eco-friendly Condoms
Eco-friendly Condoms
Green Johnny From The Amazon
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91
Virtual Boyfriends & Girlfriends
Virtual Boyfriends & Girlfriends
V-Boy & V-Girl
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90
Uber Geek Fashion
Uber Geek Fashion
T-Shirts That Hype Your Nerdiness
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89
Fetus Cookie Cutters
Fetus Cookie Cutters
Baby Shower Treats To Freak Out Your Girlfriends
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88
Guns that shoot Teddy Bears
Guns that shoot Teddy Bears
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Menstrual Chic
Menstrual Chic
Moxie Tampons
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86
'Life's Short. Get A Divorce'
'Life's Short. Get A Divorce'
Edgy Billboard Encourages Divorce
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Blood Vessel Seats
Blood Vessel Seats
'Vasa Intestina' Chairs
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Anatomical Desserts
Anatomical Desserts
This Chocolate Heart Beats for Your Belly
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Bungee Condoms
Bungee Condoms
Jumper Uses 18,500 Condoms as Rope
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Hairbands Made of Condoms
Hairbands Made of Condoms
STD Styles Take Recycling Too Far
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Vending By Mood
Vending By Mood
Sadness Gets More Ice Cream
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Capitalizing on Rising Divorce Rates
Capitalizing on Rising Divorce Rates
Wedding Ring Coffin
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Plushy Roadkill as Street Art
Plushy Roadkill as Street Art
Stuffed Animals to Shock Viewers
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Fake Blood Carpets
Fake Blood Carpets
The Fluid Stairway
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Geeky Best Friend Rings
Geeky Best Friend Rings
Nerd + Dork Ring Set
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Motherboard Ornaments
Motherboard Ornaments
Geek Chic Christmas Tree Decorations
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Drinking Shoes
Drinking Shoes
Walk With Your Vodka
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Customized Fake Corpses
Customized Fake Corpses
Ordering Bespoke Dead People
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Free Holiday Condoms
Free Holiday Condoms
Planned Parenthood Clinics Prep For Obamamania
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Fake Blood Page Markers
Fake Blood Page Markers
The Liquid Bookmark Set
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Tampon USBs
Tampon USBs
Meninos Offers ‘Regular' to ‘Ultra' Capacity
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Bloodthirsty Lighting
Bloodthirsty Lighting
The Liquid Lamp Oozes Drama and Creativity
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Energy Drinks That Come With Condoms
Energy Drinks That Come With Condoms
The Billy Boy
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Designer Coffins
Designer Coffins
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Lingerie For Pets
Lingerie For Pets
Sexy Chew Toy Trousseaus Your Canine Will Love to Tear Into
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Vampire-Themed Decor
Vampire-Themed Decor
Dripping Blood Tiles
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2-Headed Plush Toys
2-Headed Plush Toys
Whimsical Plushies by Michelle Valigura
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Branding for Lovers
Branding for Lovers
Ring Me and Heartbreaker by Ringleader
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Sporting Goods for Geeks
Sporting Goods for Geeks
Star Wars Bowling Balls
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Synthetic Blood Nourishment Beverages
Synthetic Blood Nourishment Beverages
HBO 'Tru Blood' Promotion
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Musical Condoms
Musical Condoms
When Transducers Become Part of Sex
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Handmade Beards
Handmade Beards
Unisex Accessories Inspired by Facial Hair
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Celebrity Tribute Tattoos
Celebrity Tribute Tattoos
Heath Ledger as Joker
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Faux Blood-Splattered China
Faux Blood-Splattered China
Macabre Coffee With The Antonio Murado Salome Set
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Toilet Themed Dining (UPDATE)
Toilet Themed Dining (UPDATE)
Marton Restaurant Now a Chain
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Measuring Stick Condoms
Measuring Stick Condoms
Condometrics Reveal the Truth
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Geeky Sleepwear
Geeky Sleepwear
Pajamas for Nerds
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Inked Organs
Inked Organs
Surgery to Tattoo Beating Hearts is a Hoax
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Coffin Restaurants
Coffin Restaurants
The Eternity
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Prison-Themed Restaurants
Prison-Themed Restaurants
Alcatraz in Tokyo
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Condom Couture
Condom Couture
Dress Made of Condoms for AIDS Charity
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Anatomically Correct Stationery
Anatomically Correct Stationery
Vagina Note Cards
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Gun Stores for Geeks
Gun Stores for Geeks
BrickArms is the Marketplace of Choice for LEGO Weapons
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Girlfriend Simulators
Girlfriend Simulators
Accessories For Lonely Men
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Morbid Safe Sex PSAs
Morbid Safe Sex PSAs
‘The Cover' by MTV Staying Alive
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Internal Organ Plushies
Internal Organ Plushies
I Heart Guts
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Tampon Chandeliers
Tampon Chandeliers
O.B.
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Morbid Light Fixtures
Morbid Light Fixtures
Enpieza's Colgao Lamp
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Taxidermy Accessories
Taxidermy Accessories
Jewelery Made From Dead Animals
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Blood Inspired Jewelry
Blood Inspired Jewelry
Vampirewear
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Nightmare-Inspired Dolls
Nightmare-Inspired Dolls
Krypt Kiddies
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Organic Pleasure
Organic Pleasure
Vegan Condoms and Wild Yam Organic Lubes
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Porcelain Guns
Porcelain Guns
More Pretty Guns For Your Tea Table
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Bizarre Anatomical Jewelry
Bizarre Anatomical Jewelry
Victorian-Inspired Accessories from Paraphernalia
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Fantasy Coffins
Fantasy Coffins
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Two-Headed Taxidermy
Two-Headed Taxidermy
Rogue Mutant Stuffed Animals
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Coffin Cakes
Coffin Cakes
Baking with Dead Barbie Dolls
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Scary Scenario Plushies
Scary Scenario Plushies
Upsetting and Macabre Children's Toys
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War-Themed Restaurants
War-Themed Restaurants
"Buns and Guns" in Beirut
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Fake Human Taxidermy
Fake Human Taxidermy
Joseph Seigenthaler Sculptures Use Real Hair
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Fake Animals
Fake Animals
When Taxidermy Goes Awry
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Controversial Toy Dolls
Controversial Toy Dolls
'Baby Wee Wee'
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Tampon Crafts
Tampon Crafts
DIY Feminine Product Projects
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Rugs from Dead Pets
Rugs from Dead Pets
DogCarpets
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Evil Vegetable Body Art
Evil Vegetable Body Art
10 Killer Pumpkin Tattoos
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Morbid Furniture
Morbid Furniture
Coffin Couches
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Seasonal Inking
Seasonal Inking
Halloween Tattoos
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Tattoos of Classic Video Games
Tattoos of Classic Video Games
Permanent Pacman Ink for Extreme(ly Nerdy) Gamers
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Belly Button Removal
Belly Button Removal
The Latest in Radical Body Modification
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Hardcore Tattoo Removal
Hardcore Tattoo Removal
Go for the Burn With This (Fake) Iron-Inspired Treatment
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Tattoos of Dead Celebrities
Tattoos of Dead Celebrities
Inked Elvis Fans
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Decaying Death Toys
Decaying Death Toys
Autopsy Baby Dolls
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Unwedding Celebrations
Unwedding Celebrations
Divorce Cakes
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Organ Donor Tattoos
Organ Donor Tattoos
Inked Final Wishes
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Guns for Girls
Guns for Girls
Pink Remington Shotgun
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10 Body Modifications for Serious Gamers
10 Body Modifications for Serious Gamers
Nintendo Tattoos
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Belly Tattoos
Belly Tattoos
Inked Beer Guts
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Bald Body Mods
Bald Body Mods
10 Head Tattoos
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Skin-Crawling Tattoos
Skin-Crawling Tattoos
Insect Body Art
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Youthttoos
Youthttoos
Childish Care Bear Tattoos For People With a Peter Pan Complex
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Tattoos of Organs
Tattoos of Organs
Permanent Ink Fit for an Anatomy Lesson
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Controversial Tattoos
Controversial Tattoos
Permanent Social Faux Pas Inking
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Firearm Tattoos
Firearm Tattoos
Inked Lethal Weapons So You Look Tough, Even in the Buff
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Witch Tattoos
Witch Tattoos
Hubble, Bubble, Boil & Tattoo
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Tattoos of the 7 Deadly Sins
Tattoos of the 7 Deadly Sins
Inked Vices
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Spinal Cord Tattoos
Spinal Cord Tattoos
Inked Backsides Give an Artistic Hint at True Anatomy
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Extreme Body Modification
Extreme Body Modification
Twin Amputates Arm To Give His Brother Third Arm
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Inked Injuries
Inked Injuries
Wound and Bullet Hole Tattoos for the Wannabe Badass
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Extreme Body Modification
Extreme Body Modification
When Rebellion Goes WAY Too Far
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Random Piercings
Random Piercings
Body Mods in Odd Places
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Freakishly Realistic Dolls
Freakishly Realistic Dolls
$7,000 Realdoll Girlfriends
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