This is why I love Etsy. I dearly wish I had the balls to use these (no pun intended) but I think even I would chicken out. As the seller says:
If you or your partner has a little problem map reading down south then this handy set of stationery should shoot right to the top of their gift list!
So say I did buy it, and more the point even use it, what would I be saying about myself? Boys please DO post comments on what you think it would say?
Per the Etsy page below, there is exactly ONE set of vagina note cards left. But you can also guess the following anatomically correct items available for purchase: heart, fetus, eyeball, gallbladder, liver, and brain.
Anatomically Correct Stationery
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10 Anatomically Correct Hearts
Anatomically Correct Art
Chocolate-Topped Ice Cream Pints
Mobile-Only Basketball Tickets