You're getting ready to hop in the sack and do the nasty dance, and your partner says: "Shall we do Clumsy or Sensual Seduction?" Is the conversation about A) your moves; B) your equipment; or C) your condom? If you said C you will like the patent filed for the musical condom.
Inventor Spot explains it as "a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer (18) which plays a melody or voiced message when during intercourse the contacts of the sound-playing unit are closed and the transducer is activated."
Safe and sound sex has arrived. Are you prepared?