99 Gifts for the Bacon Lover

Porky Presents for Your Most Calorie-Carnivorous Friends

— December 18, 2010 — Lifestyle
You'd be surprised to know how many gifts for the bacon lover are available. With the mainstream rise of veganism, bacon has garnered somewhat of a cultish following.

Some people swear allegiance to this porky treat, with caloric creations such as bacon-scented candles and endless swine strip fashions to fuel the fire. Check out some gifts for the bacon lover above; maybe I'll help convert some vegans in the process.

Implications - If you don't believe I can convert vegans with these spectacular bacon gifts, you should think again. These delicious edible and non-edible bacon gifts are fun-loving and full of spunk. It doesn't take a beef-lover to appreciate the awesomeness of bacon innovations.
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Porky Serving Platters
Porky Serving Platters
The Bacon Platter is the Best Way to Serve Breakfast
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Sweet and Savory Snacks
Sweet and Savory Snacks
Chocolate Covered Bacon Satisfies All Your Cravings
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97
Edible Monuments
Edible Monuments
The Baconhenge is Good Enough to Eat for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
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96
Breakfast Body Washes
Breakfast Body Washes
This Bacon Soap is Guaranteed to Keep You Awake in the Mornings
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95
Bittersweet Breakfasts
Bittersweet Breakfasts
Mos Bacon Pancake Mix is a Bacon & Chocolate Chip Fusion
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94
Porky Easter Treats
Porky Easter Treats
Bacon and Egg Chocolate Will Make Me Give Up Anything for Lent
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93
Homemade Hog Candles
Homemade Hog Candles
Aunt Sadie's Sizzling Bacon Candle Comes from Her Kitchen and Heart
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92
Porky Bubble Guns
Porky Bubble Guns
The Bacon Bubble Buddy Provides a Tasty Treat for Dogs and Their Owners
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91
Figure Skating Cook Shows
Figure Skating Cook Shows
Get Cooking With a Gold Metal Winner on 'What Would Brian Boitano Make?'
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90
Classic Movie Makeovers
Classic Movie Makeovers
Chace Crawford Takes the Lead Role in "Footloose" Remake
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89
Bacon-Flavored Popcorn
Bacon-Flavored Popcorn
Vegetarian Baconpop Instant Popcorn is Also Kosher
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88
Heart Attack Drinks
Heart Attack Drinks
These Effervescent Bacon Drink Tablets Make for a Fizzy Breakfast Beverage
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87
Greasy Meat Soda Pops
Greasy Meat Soda Pops
Wash Your Breakfast Down with JD Bacon Soda
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86
Meaty Neck Warmers
Meaty Neck Warmers
The Bacon Scarf is a Crispy Piece of Clothing
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85
Carnivorious Cocktails
Carnivorious Cocktails
Use the Bacon Vodka to Make a Smoky Martini
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Pork-Flavored Caffeine
Pork-Flavored Caffeine
Boca Java Makes Maple Bacon Coffee for Meat Lovers
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Criminal iPhone Trackers
Criminal iPhone Trackers
The Offender Locator App Finds Sex Offenders in Your Area
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82
Petri Dish Pork
Petri Dish Pork
Scientists in the Netherlands Create Test Tube Meat
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Delicious Pork Preserves
Delicious Pork Preserves
Bacon Jam Suddenly Seems Like the Best Invention Ever
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Strange Spray Scents
Strange Spray Scents
‘Smell of Books' Aerosol Simulates Scent of New Manuscripts
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Candied Bacon Popcorn
Candied Bacon Popcorn
Loveless Cafe Offers Sweet & Savory Treat to Go
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Cured Pork Tree Trimmers
Cured Pork Tree Trimmers
The Delectable Bacon Christmas Ornaments Makes the Holidays Yummy
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Multicultural McBurger Campaigns
Multicultural McBurger Campaigns
Mcdonald's Swiss Weeks Introduces Three New Burgers
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Sugary Bacon Treats
Sugary Bacon Treats
Satisfy Your Food Cravings with the Chocolate-Covered Bacon Skewers
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Porky Celeb Portraits
Porky Celeb Portraits
The Bacon Kevin Bacon Statue Will Raise Money for Charity
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Crispy Fridge Accessories
Crispy Fridge Accessories
Bacon Slice Magnets are Not Porky the Pig-Approved
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Sizzling Bacon Scents
Sizzling Bacon Scents
The Bacon Air Freshener is What We Really Want
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Bacon Flavoured Rolling Paper
Bacon Flavoured Rolling Paper
Juicy Jay Lets You Satisfy Greasy Breakfast Food Cravings With Smoke
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Greasy Soap
Greasy Soap
Bacon Flu Soap Reminds you to Wash Away Germs
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Bacon Balm
Bacon Balm
J&D Makes Your Kisses Memorable With Breakfast-Flavored Gloss
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69
Cured Meat Fanatics
Cured Meat Fanatics
San Fransisco's Bacon Camp Is All About The Love of Pork
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Bacon-Flavored Envelopes
Bacon-Flavored Envelopes
Mmmvelopes from J & D's Make Snail Mail Delicious
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Carnivorous Candy
Carnivorous Candy
Savor the Taste of Breakfast With Bacon Gumballs
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66
Porky Accessories
Porky Accessories
The Bacon Watch Ensures You Always Know When It's Breakfast Time
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Artistic Home Design Exhibits
Artistic Home Design Exhibits
‘Interior/Exterior' Covers Interdisciplinary Innovation
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Bizarre Anonymous Videos
Bizarre Anonymous Videos
The Bacon Man
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Pork-Flavored Condiments
Pork-Flavored Condiments
Bacon Hot Sauce is for the Truly Devout Bacon Lover
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Food Fight Figurines
Food Fight Figurines
Mr. Bacon Vs. Monsieur Tofu Posable Character Set
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Scent-Based Clocks
Scent-Based Clocks
'Flavor of Time' Has Capsulized Smells to Signal Hours of the Day
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Interactive Online Tomfoolery
Interactive Online Tomfoolery
Make Any Website Totally Porked at Bacolicio.us
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Bacon Sunglasses
Bacon Sunglasses
DQM & Oakley Frogskin Make 50 Pairs of the Pork Shades
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Food-Inspired Seating
Food-Inspired Seating
The Fossil Chaise Lounge by Atelier Van Lieshout
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Bacon Topped Veggie Burgers
Bacon Topped Veggie Burgers
Odd Secret Fast Food Menu Discoveries
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Lounging on Breakfast
Lounging on Breakfast
Make a Mouthwatering Statement With These Yummy Looking Pillows
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Flavored Cutlery
Flavored Cutlery
The Ham-Infused Fork
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Twisted Holiday Mega Meals
Twisted Holiday Mega Meals
Turgooducochiqua
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Canned Bacon
Canned Bacon
The Tac Bac Tactical Canned Bacon is Perfect for Bunkers
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Daring Meat-Flavored Candies
Daring Meat-Flavored Candies
Bacon-Flavored Jellybeans Make a Great Gag Gift
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Automatic Rifle Breakfasts
Automatic Rifle Breakfasts
Machine Gun Cooking Makes Bacon Real Crisp
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Foodtastic Learning Aids
Foodtastic Learning Aids
The Periodic Table of Meat is a Yummy Study Partner
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Fun Food Obsessions
Fun Food Obsessions
Crusty Mr. Toast Speaks to the Simpler Times
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DIY Voodoo Doll Substitutes
DIY Voodoo Doll Substitutes
Focus Your Peeves With 'Bacon of Hate' Project from Anti Craft
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Artery-Clogging Cups
Artery-Clogging Cups
The Bacon Mug is a Heart Attack Waiting to Happen
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Free Foodvertising
Free Foodvertising
Gratis Grub at Denny's Feeds 2 Million Patient People
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Reptilian Heart-Attack Foods
Reptilian Heart-Attack Foods
The Bacon Cheese Turtleburger May Run Away With Your Health
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Carnivorous Cocktails
Carnivorous Cocktails
Bacon-Flavored Vodka Sales Soar in Alcohol Market
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Dishes Made of Pork
Dishes Made of Pork
Bacon Cups and Bowls
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Bacon Ice Cream
Bacon Ice Cream
Bob Blumer's Smokey Frozen Dessert Concoction
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Designer Mousetraps
Designer Mousetraps
10 Snazzy Rodent Catchers By Mousesnaps
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Liquored Popcorn Snacks
Liquored Popcorn Snacks
The Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn Will Satisfy All Cravings
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Porky Lighting
Porky Lighting
The Bacon Lamp is a Meat-Lover's Dream
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Crispy Star Wars Recreations
Crispy Star Wars Recreations
The Bacon AT-AT is Darth Vader's Dream Breakfast
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Japanese Junk Food
Japanese Junk Food
Epic Meal Time Infuses McDonald's With Sushi to Create Fast Food Sushi
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Delicious Egg Inks
Delicious Egg Inks
These Breakfast Tattoos Start Your Day Off Right
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Unusual Bacon Culinary Innovations
Unusual Bacon Culinary Innovations
Bizarre Repurposed Pork
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Internet Meme Science Shirts
Internet Meme Science Shirts
The Periodic Table Bacon Shirt Brings Crispiness Back to Chemistry
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Blunt Weight Loss Messages
Blunt Weight Loss Messages
‘Excess Baggage' Ads Encourage Fatties to Live Healthfully
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Carnivorous iPhone Apps
Carnivorous iPhone Apps
iBacon is Purely for Meat-Loving Mobile Users
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Snack Food Stadiums
Snack Food Stadiums
24,000-Calorie Tribute to the Super Bowl
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Liquid Meat
Liquid Meat
Squeezable Bacon is for Pork Lovers
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Meat Flavored Potato Chips
Meat Flavored Potato Chips
Deep-Fried Snacks Vegetarians Will Scowl At
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Epic Pancake Art
Epic Pancake Art
'Jim's Pancakes' is a Blog Dedicated to the Artistry of Breakfast
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Bacon Candles
Bacon Candles
SweetSoaps.com Candle Crackles and Smells like the Real Thing
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Designer Delicatessens
Designer Delicatessens
The Victor Churchill Butcher Shop Makes Meat Products Galmorous
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Fast Food Confections
Fast Food Confections
Cupcakes and Smoothies Now at Taco Bell
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Tasty Manicures
Tasty Manicures
The Bacon Nails are an Epicurean Fashion Statement
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Meat-Flavored Lube
Meat-Flavored Lube
Bacon Lubricant Seems Good Enough for a Meal
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Delicious Tablet Holders
Delicious Tablet Holders
The iPad Bacon Case Adds Some Grease to Your Gadgets
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Defending Bacon
Defending Bacon
7-Year-Old ‘King Curtis' Takes a Stand for Pork on Reality TV
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Egg Boiling Toasters
Egg Boiling Toasters
The Tefal Toast n' Egg
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Gourmet Churros
Gourmet Churros
Xooro Brings Elegance to a Sugar-Coated Kids' Favorite
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Breakfast-Loving Winter Wear
Breakfast-Loving Winter Wear
Bacon and Eggs Scarf and Gloves Will Whet Your Winter Appetite
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Edible Colored Bacon
Edible Colored Bacon
Neil Caldwell's Rainbow Bacon is Soaked in Colorful Dye
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Bacon in a Can
Bacon in a Can
Shelf-Stable-Protein With 10-Year Shelf-Life
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Bacon-Donut Burgers
Bacon-Donut Burgers
Crave Shack Serves Up Culturally Sensitive Heart Attack Fare
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Redneck Amusement Parks
Redneck Amusement Parks
The Human Slingshot and Other DIY Backyard Rides
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Crazy-Flavored Lollipops
Crazy-Flavored Lollipops
Bourbon, Wasabi-Ginger and Real Coffee Sweet Treats
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Porky Breakfast Desserts
Porky Breakfast Desserts
Get Ready for Your Morning with Bacon-Inspired Cupcakes
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Honey Baked Ham Cupcakes
Honey Baked Ham Cupcakes
Sweet & Savory Treats to Satisfy Your Pork Tooth
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Meaty iPhone Sleeves
Meaty iPhone Sleeves
The iPhone Bacon Case Provides Mouth-Watering Protection
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Bacon Accessories
Bacon Accessories
8 Inedible Obsessions
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5,000-Calorie Pork Rolls
5,000-Calorie Pork Rolls
'The Bacon Explosion' Recipe is An Internet Hit
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Bacon Bouquets
Bacon Bouquets
Meaty Roses for the Hungry Flower Lover
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Cuisine Phone Sleeves
Cuisine Phone Sleeves
The iPhone 4 Food Cases Look Real Enough to Eat
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Sultry Fast Food Ads
Sultry Fast Food Ads
Padma Lakshmi of "Top Chef" Works on Hardee's Western Bacon Thickburger
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Meat Suits
Meat Suits
Jia Jam's Real Bacon And Salami Dress for Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Bacon Breakfast Cones
Bacon Breakfast Cones
The Bacone is Sure to Start Your Day Off Right
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Bacon Shoes
Bacon Shoes
Keds Makes a Mouthwatering Pair of Breakfast Kicks
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Bacon Tattoos
Bacon Tattoos
Man Shares Love for Bacon with the World
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