In light of recent surfacing photos of Kate Middleton’s birthday suit on film—and every blog—I’ve decided to pull together some of the Royal Family's most inspired products. From Kate Middleton's stunning red maple leaf fascinator to her captivating all-green St. Patrick’s Day apparel, this royal emphasizes class and elegance in every piece she chooses. From royal tea bags with cartoonized Prince William dangling over the edge to Princess Diana-inspired songs. The royals receive 'royal treatment' when it comes to having the most coveted items branded after them.
However with a recent trip to France and prying paparazzi, Kate Middleton’s birthday suit has been the most talked about product of the royal family. Despite winning legal battles for all websites to take down all photos, more have resurfaced last night. Let’s hope Middleton brings back more royal fashion trends and influencing the production of fancy tea cups rather than deal with this mess any longer.
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Tasty Political Tea Parties
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Royal Headwear Replicas
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Royal Candy Containers
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Massive Royal Confections
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Matrimonial Mobile Protectors
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Maple Leaf Royal Hats
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Facsimile Nuptial Invites
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‘Cinderella' Carriages
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Patriotic Metallic Lacquers
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Royal Dessert Displays
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Royalty Inspired Pop Songs
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Regal Couple Suitcases
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Gilded Thrill Rides
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Royal Champagne Events
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Princess-To-Be Toys
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