Joey Haar

I can juggle!

Finishing my game of Jumanji (finally).

!תיזהר עם זה פטיש

WD40 -- but not too much!

The freedom to be...me!

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Ensure correct comma use. Remember that commas aren't simply inserted whenever one would "take a breath" during dictation of written text (despite the errant, albeit well-meaning, instruction of elementary, high school, and even post-secondary English teachers and professors.) I implore any and all serious writers to read up on commas post-haste, as the pesky piece of punctuation is the most common -- and thus most commonly misused -- grammatical tool in the language. I personally prefer the Chicago Manual of Style, though your choice of style guide may vary. To quote Oscar Wilde, "I spent all morning putting in a comma and all afternoon taking it back out again."

You either have it or you don't, man. Like, really? Would you even ask that? You totally would.

A solar eclipse and only a solar eclipse. Nothing else.

Heed the words of our forebears: "And yea, on the fourth night of Nisan, in the 5780th cycle of Hashem, Shaitan shalt with fiery breath and wrathful claw strike down the sinful."