Based on my own experiences, I feel compelled to tell you that vodka is the devil's drink. I have had nothing but bad experiences when I drink clear instead of beer.
That being said, from biker booze to petite vodka pubs, check out all of the invigorating vodkas which you may love, but would send me running for the porcelain.
Implications - If you are searching for a new type of poison to wet your palette the next time you party it up, you will definitely want to make your way through this entire list. You'll be ready to down some shots and go out for a wild night once you've made it to the end.
65 Invigorating Vodkas
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Futuristic Surrealism Vodka Ads
Absolut World
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Liquid Resurrections
Jimi Hendrix Electric Vodka Lets You Party Like a (Dead) Rockstar
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Ads With Naughty Symbolism
Skyy Vodka's "Twig and Berries"
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Legless Women Ads
Moldovan Vodka Takes the Limbs out of Commercials
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Energy Vodka
P.I.N.K. Vodka is Infused With Caffeine & Guarana
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Bong Vodka
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Luxury Liquor Secrets
Gold Flakes Vodka Has the Midas Touch
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Glittering Vodka Jackets
Absolut Masquerade
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Viral Vodka Ad
Abolut Disco: Dance Like No One's Watching
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Diamond Filtered Vodka
£540,000 A Bottle
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24K Gold Vodka Bottle
Donald Trump Vodka at Moscow Millionaire's Fair
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Spring Water + Alcohol = Smirnoff Source Looks Like a Bottle of Water
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Chocolate Vodka Shots
Tasty!
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Drinking Shoes
Walk With Your Vodka
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Alcohol Firearms
Red Army Vodka's AK-47 Shoots Out Booze
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Sparkling Vodka
The Champagne of Vodkas
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Roberto Cavalli Vodka
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Square One Organic Vodka
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Fur-Boycotting Tangos
"Dancing with the Stars" Pro Karina Smirnoff Poses for PETA
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Dancing in Tubes
"The Set" Club in Miami Beach
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Luxury Combo Drinks
Hpnotiq Blends Premium Vodka + Cognac + Juice
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Fake 90s Party Pics
Vodka-Fueled Bash at the ‘Thrillist Loft' Inspires Retro Fashion S
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Blank Bottle Branding
Absolut Vodka No Label Edition Coming in September
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Dual Purpose Booze Bottles
Absolut Vodka Releases Eco-Friendly Packaging
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Lychee Premium Vodka
Is Lichido the New Crystal?
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Ice Jackets
Vodka in the Rocks
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Diamond-Filtered Alcohol
Diamond Standard Vodka
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Controversial Map Ads
Absolut Vodka Appologizes for World Mexico
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Subtitles for the Opposite Sex
Absolut Vodka Ad Decodes What Women & Men Really Mean
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Biker Booze
Absolut Vodka Launches Rock Edition to Celebrate Rock & Roll
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Breaking The Rules Of Design
Vertikal Vodka's Neckless Bottle
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Rapper Alcohol
Dr. Dre Launches Cognac & Vodka Range and Detox Album
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Stiletto Vodka
Chocolate, Mint & Vanilla
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Buying Liquor to Plant Trees
TRU Organic Vodka Treevertising
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Carnivorous Cocktails
Bacon-Flavored Vodka Sales Soar in Alcohol Market
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Ssssslick Vodka Campaign
Absolut Pear Snake Ads on TouchTunes
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DIY Vodka Lamp
Fun With Empties
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Manga Matrioska Invaders
Smirnoff Black Milan Ad
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Petite Vodka Pubs
The Absolut Pop-Up Minibar Adds a Little Flavor to a Dull Night
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Branded Vodka for Movie Promos
Crystal Head Fuels Ghostbusters III Rumors
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Smirnoff Tea Party
Viral Vodka Ad
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Bacon Flavor Vodka Recipe
Yes, Everything is on the Web
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Eco-Luxury Alcohol
360 Vodka
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Candy-Flavored Liquor
Skittles-Infused Vodka Promises Rainbows and Hangovers
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Veggie Flavoured Vodka
'Three Olive' Tomato Vodka
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Organic Alaskan Vodka
Permafrost Capitalizes on Sarah Palin Mania
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Bedazzled Booze Bottles
Swarovski Crystal Studded Iordanov Vodka for Upscale Toasting
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Hangover-Free Liquor
Pincer Milk Thistle & Elderflower Vodka
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Vodka for Women
Russia Targets Female Drinkers with Damskaya
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Social Vodka Networks
Christiania Crowns Site
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Alcoholic Music Accessories
The Smirnoff Speaker Jacket Pumps Out the Tunes & Chills the Booze
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Snorting Vodka Shots
Amy Winehouse and Prince Harry Create Personal ‘Gas Chambers'
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Energy Enhanced Vodka
The New Vodka & Red Bull
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Dissecting Vodka
Absolut Ad Mixes Media
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Vegetable Vodka
Square One Cucumber Flavor
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Vincent Van Gogh Vodka
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Garlic Vodka
Vicious Breath in a Shot
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Mobster Branded Liquor
Godfather Vodka Set to Hit Vendors Spring 2010
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Stuffed Olives
Chopin Vodka Adds Flavour Signature Martinis
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Confessional Vodka Shots
Naughty Vicars at the Guilty Pleasures Disco
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Artisan Chipotle Vodka
Hangar One's Latest Flavored Tipple Tantalizes the Tongues of Spicy Food Fa
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Rainbows From Plastic Chairs
The Glue Society's Colorful Subzero Arch for 42 Below Vodka
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Icewine Martinis
Single-Pour Niagara Vice Fuses Vodka and Dessert Wine
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Tea Turf Wars
Boyz in the Hillz for Smirnoff Ice
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Vodka Sting Soothers
The Altuse Website Gives You Different Uses for Everyday Products
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Premium High-ABV Cocktails
DIO Canned Cocktails are Low in Sugar & Calories with 15% ABV
Vodka-Infused Pasta Sauces
Heinz and Absolut Came Together to Create Pasta alla Vodka
Flask Phone Cases
Body Vodka Created a Take-Anywhere Transparent Flask Phone Case
Alcohol Alternative Tinctures
Apothékary Launches the Limited-edition Free Spirit Minis Gift Set
Ready-to-Pour Tinned Spirits
Departed Spirits Disrupts the Category with Flask-Like Packaging
Fruity Vodka Crossover Drinks
Absolut® Introduces a New Ready-to-Drink Range with Ocean Spray
Ready-to-Sip Espresso Martinis
The NightOwl Espresso Martinis Come in Two Options
Iced Tea-Infused Vodka Beverages
Surfside Has Been Making Waves Across the United States
Fizzy Vodka Crossover Cans
Absolut Vodka & Sprite Launches Across the UK in 12-Count Boxes
Dopamine-Boosting Beverages
Illicit Elixirs are Non-Alcoholic, Caffeine-Free and Mood-Boosting
Indulgent Vodka Seltzers
PLAY HARD Seltzers Speak to a New Generation of Style & Flavor Seekers
Paper Vodka Bottles
Mother of Pearl Vodka Debuts the First Australian Vodka in a Paper Bottle
Low Alcohol Beverage Brands
MIXOLOSHE to Attract Non-Alcoholic and Low ABV Consumers
Paper-Based Vodka Bottles
Absolut Vodka is Selling Paper-Based Bottles Commercially in the UK
Crowd-Created Vodkas
Degen Distillery Co-Creates Spirits with a Community of Innovators
Antihero-Inspired Gin Bottles
Aviation American Gin Created Six Specialty Deadpool Bottles
Varied ABV Vodka Sodas
Gradient Beverages Offers a New Level of Control for Drinkers
Alps-Inspired Vodkas
Grey Goose Altius is Filtered at Subfreezing Temperatures
Gin Shooter Spirits
WATTSHOT Was Specifically Made to Be Enjoyed as a Shot
Collaboration QSR Canned Cocktails
The Shake Shack x ONLY™ Beverages Boozy Fifty/Fifty is Low-Cal
Flavorful Vodka Shooter Spirits
The Latest Additions to the Absolut Vodka Collection are Tasty
High-ABV Sparkling Waters
RIKI Spirits' Vodka and Tequila-Based Drinks Come in at 7% ABV
Flavorful Vodka Seltzers
Playboy Ventures into Premium Vodka Seltzer Market with PLAY HARD
Festive Vodka Cocktails
VK Chocolate Orange is a Drinkable Take on a Classic Stocking Stuffer
Canned Soju Margaritas
American Soju's Sojurita Shares a Taste of "Korean Vodka"
Natural Honey-Flavored Vodkas
Absolut Hunni is Ready for Use in a Variety of Cocktail Recipes
Citrusy Branded Spirit Cocktails
SKYY Vodka & Soda Comes in Two Flavor Options
Fruity Vodka Sodas
Truly Vodka Soda Uses Six-Times-Distilled Premium Vodka
Ready-to-Drink Kombucha Cocktails
Miixt's Vodka Kombucha Refreshers Were Based on Consumer Habits
Mediterranean-Inspired Cocktail Bars
Bar Bisou Bisou Serves Low-ABV Cocktails & Zero-Proof Drinks
Nootropic Zero-Alcohol Cocktails
Noot Uses Cognitive Enhancers to Uplevel Drinking Experiences
Artisanal High-ABV Cocktails
Art & Rev Canned Craft Cocktails Pack a Punch in Every Serving
Iced Tea-Inspired Vodkas
Boston Beer Company Unveils Sun Cruiser Iced Tea & Vodka
Non-Alcoholic Canned Cocktails
The Wild Tonic Wanderer Series Features Four Flavors
Party-Ready Mini Cocktails
The Drinks Bureau Makes Fun, Playful 10% ABV Cocktails in 150ml Cans
RTD No-Alcohol Cocktails
!MPROV Booze-Free Cocktails Take the Work Out of Mixing Quality Drinks
Refreshing Whiskey Canned Cocktails
Darco Spirits Introduces Beach Whiskey Canned Cocktails
Ultra-Distilled Premium Vodkas
Lex by Nemiroff Pushes the Boundaries of Vodka
Socialite-Approved Canned Cocktails
Sprinter Canned Vodka Soda is Sweetened with Fruit Juice
Planet-Positive Pea Vodkas
Ten Locks Pod Pea Vodka Has a Range of Natural Flavor Notes
Alcohol-Free Canned Cocktails
J2O Mocktails Come in Three Delicious Flavors with Natural Infusions
Pungent Wasabi Vodkas
The Wasabi Company's Wasabi Vodka is Distilled in an Unusual Way
Citrusy Shooter Spirits
Absolut Nights Orange Peel is Inspired by Chinese Nightlife
Blue Raspberry Vodka Beverages
Polar Ice Vodka Launches Berry Blizzard for Blue Jays Fans
Spiced Vodka-Based Shot Spirits
Absolut Nights Nordic Spice is Ready to Shoot
Internationally Inspired Low-ABV Cocktails
Spirited Brands is Introducing Soke and Soula
All-Natural Color-Changing Spirts
Unicorn Distillery Makes Transformative Vodka & Tequila
Mixologist-Grade Canned Cocktails
be. Canned Cocktails Come in Five Flavors
Botanically Brewed Canned Cocktails
Wild Folk's Zero-Proof Cocktails Take Cues from Foraging
Aperitif-Inspired No-Alcohol Spirits
Botivo is a Small-Batch Botanical Drink Inspired by Aperitifs
Premium Alcohol-Free Refreshments
Savyll Non-Alcoholic Cocktails are Arriving at Sainsbury's
Bartender-Quality Martini Cocktails
The Grey Goose Classic Martini Cocktail is Ready to Serve
Convenient After-Dinner Cocktails
Tip Top's Boulevardier Cocktail is Warm, Bitter & Easy to Enjoy
Sparkling Lavender Mocktails
Blind Tiger's Lavender French 75 Was Inspired by a Historic Cocktail
Hard Water Beverages
Bluebird Hardwater Creates a New "Hardwater" Category in the Alcohol Industry
High-ABV Vodka Cocktails
Cutwater's Canned White Russian is Made with Two Real Shots of Vodka
Hard Soft Drink Refreshments
Bottlegreen Vodka Spritz Was Created with Edwards 1902
Canned Carolina Spirit Cocktails
Friend of the Devil Canned Cocktails Come in Two Varieties
Versatile RTD Cocktails
Diageo Debuts a Ready-to-Drink Cocktail Line Called The Cockail Collection
Fruit-Forward Canned Cocktails
Smirnoff Smash Vodka Soda Comes in Four Flavors
Ready-to-Serve Canned Cocktails
Whitebox Cocktails is Launching Three New SKUs
Botanical Vodka Seltzers
Plant Botanical Infuses Drinks with Dandelion Root, Ginseng & More
Branded Ready-to-Pour Cocktails
These Diageo Ready-to-Serve Cocktails Come in Three Options
Premium Whiskey Seltzers
These Whiskey-Based Hard Seltzers are Refreshing & Low in Calories
Botanical Violet-Hued Vodkas
The Thinking Tree Spirits Butterfly Lavender Vodka is Color-Changing
Canned Booze-Free Cocktails
IMPROV is a Non-Alcoholic Beverage Revolutionizing Social Drinking
Canned Premium Vodka Cocktails
These Canned Cîroc Cocktails Come in Two Options
Fruit-Infused Vodka Waters
Mom Water Features Zero Carbs, Zero Sugar & Flavors All Can Enjoy
Premium Vodka Brand Cocktails
Absolut Cocktails Offer Three Takes on Classic Recipes
RTD Spanish-Style Spritzers
Vermútino is a Light, Bubbly Beverage That Makes Vermouth Approachable
High-Quality Vodkas
The SoNo 1420 High Vodka (100 Proof) Comes in Eye-Catching Packaging
Travel-Ready Mini Cocktails
Golden Rule Destination Cocktails are Compact for Adventures
Southern Heritage-Inspired Whiskeys
Dixie Vodka Hails from Charleston, South Carolina
RTD Mineral Water Cocktails
Topo Chico Spirited is a New Line of Ready-to-Drink Canned Cocktails
Martini-Inspired Mocktails
Mavrik Launched a Pair of Martini-Style Cocktails Without Alcohol
Beachside Whiskey Cocktails
Beach Whiskey Canned Cocktails are Spirit-Based & Fruit-Forward
Rebranded Modernized Vodka Ranges
Three Olives Vodka is Debuting New Branding and Formulations
City-Honoring Vodka Spirits
Belvedere Vodka's 'Miami Edition' Bottle Honors the Florida Shores
Fruit-Flavored Cocktail Mixers
Lady Bird Mixer Co. Introduces its Premium Cocktail Mixers
Bar-Quality Canned Martinis
Crystal Head is Sharing Its Own Take on Classic Cocktails
Non-Alcoholic Lavender Daiquiris
Mr Fogg's Created a Limited-Edition Menu with Caleño
Alcohol-Free Canned Seltzers
These New MIXOLOSHE Soft Seltzers are Cocktail-Inspired
Ready-to-Pour Bottled Cocktails
These De Kuyper Cocktails Come in Six Delicious Varieties
Nostalgic High-ABV Cocktails
Dirty Shirley Extra Dirty is a Boozy Reimagining of a Childhood Drink
Honey Melon Vodkas
Cîroc Honey Melon Reimagines the Country Club Experience for Everyone
Simplified Cocktail Mixers
Fever-Tree Helps Consumers Recreate Bar Experiences at Home
Tangy Orange Hard Seltzers
SunnyD Vodka Seltzer Has a Tangy, Nostalgic Taste for Adults
Bar-Quality Canned Cocktails
The Wonderland Canned Cocktails from BrewDog Come in Five Flavors
Espresso-Flavored Vodkas
SKYY Infusions Espresso Simplifies Espresso Martinis Made at Home
LGBTQ+ Vodka Sodas
Gay Water is Destigmatizing the Word "Gay"
Honey Wine Hard Seltzers
Citrus Mead Vodka Seltzer is a Collab Between a Winery & Distillery
Experimental Herbal Liqueurs
9556 Nights of Exploration is a Limited Jägermeister Expression
Mediterranean-Inspired Vodkas
CÎROC Limonata Has Tangy Citrus and Italian Lemon Notes
Premium Non-Alcoholic Cocktails
Mocktail Serves Up the Best Parts of Cocktails Without Alcohol
RTD Eco-Conscious Highballs
Crafthouse Cocktails Launches 'Gin & Tonic' and 'Vodka Soda'
Low-ABV Spirits Campaigns
Crossip's Defy January Campaign Spotlights Low-Alcohol Drinks
Vodka Soda Lemonades
The Nude Vodka Soda Lemonade Mixer Pack is Ready for Summer
High-ABV Canned Cocktails
The Vosa Spirits High Line Tropics Collection Has Four Flavors
Grapefruit-Flavored Pink Vodkas
SOBIESKI Vodka Launches a New Grapefruit-Flavored Vodka
Alcohol-Free Highball Cocktails
Everleaf and Tayēr + Elementary Created a Juicy, Spicy Mocktail
Non-Alcoholic Spritzers
Weekday Vibes Uses Dealcoholized Wine as a Base for Its Beverages
Hard Tea Seltzers
Deep Eddy Vodka + Tea Hard Seltzers are Light, Refreshing & Easy-Drinking
Swedish Dessert-Inspired Spirits
These Flävar Spirits Come in Two Dessert Flavors
Ultra-Smooth Vodka Sodas
White Claw Vodka + Soda is Made with Triple Wave Filtered Vodka
Bitter Raspberry-Flavored Vodkas
Cathead Distillery Unveils a New Raspberry Cathead Vodka Flavor
Strawberry-Spiked Hard Lemonades
This Vodka-Based Lemonade is Ideal For Summertime Parties
Umami Mushroom Vodkas
Local Heroes No 1 Mushroom Cabinet Vodka is Uniquely & Intensely Flavored
Complex Modern Aperitifs
Veso's Eclipse Pushes the Boundaries of Flavor
Goji-Flavored Vodka Beverages
Tart Berry and Green Tea Flavors Meet in Goji Soju
Skull-Like Vodka Bottles
Crystal Head Vodka Launches an Exclusive Bone Bottle for Halloween
Honey-Sweetened Sparkling Cocktails
Fizzy Beez Makes Full-Flavored Sparkling Cocktails with Honey
Alcohol-Free Lavender Bitters
These Alcohol-Free Cocktail Bitters Make Calming Drinks
Ready-to-Pour Bottled Cocktails
These New Absolut Cocktails Come in Two Flavor Options
Citrus Tea Vodka Cocktails
This Cocktail Combines Organic Tea With Five-Times Distilled Vodka
Vibrant Wine Alternatives
Kally Crafts Non-Alcoholic Drinks with Fruit, Botanicals & Verjus
Retro RTD Cocktails
Bikini Island Shares Explosive Flavor, Real Spirits and 100 Calories Per Can
RTD Alcohol-Free Spritzes
Abstinence Spirits' Aperitivos are Low-Sugar & Naturally Colored
Premium Unfiltered Vodka Spirits
ZAKUSKA Vodka is Meant to Be Enjoyed Straight Up
Super-Smooth Premium Vodkas
White Claw Premium Vodka is Triple Wave Filtered
Consumer-Driven Canned Cocktails
These Eristoff Canned Cocktails Come in Two Options
Sparkling Cranberry Vodka Beverages
Absolut and Ocean Spray Reveal New Vodka-Cranberry Drink
Low-Calorie Sugar-Free Cocktails
VK & Soda Has Just 69-Calories Per Can and Comes in Two Flavors
Crafty Canned Cocktails
These Cocktails Make Use Of Pristine Vodka and Purpose-Made Gin
Texas Brewery Spirit Ranges
Shiner Spirits Come in Three High-Quality Expressions
Low-ABV Canned Cocktails
These Tattersall Distilling Canned Cocktails Come in Three Varieties
Fruity Branded Liqueurs
WKD Launches the WKD Vibe Liqueurs in Five Tropical Variants
Zero-Sugar Vodka-Based Seltzers
Global Brands Launches the Zero-Sugar RTD Range for its VK Brands
Raspberry-Flavored Premium Vodkas
Spar is Launching a New Raspberry Vodka Spirit in the UK
Premium Smash Cocktails
Central Standard Distillery Launches the New Smash Cocktails Line
Savory Milk Punches
Project Alla Vodka is Prepared with Tomato Water and Clarified Dairy
Award-Winning Spirit Alternatives
For Bitter For Worse's Smoky no.56 is Smoky, Sweet & Citrusy
Fruity Flavored Vodka Sodas
The 'VK Blue' Ten-Bottle Multipack Arrives on UK and Ireland Shelves
Eco-Friendly Vodka Cocktails
Bali Water's Paradise Pack Helps to Tidy Up Waterways
Beachy Peach-Forward Vodkas
30A Distilling Co. Introduces the 'Beach Peach Vodka'
Low-Alcohol Raspberry Schnapps
OP Anderson Petronella Raspberry Modernizes the Schnapps Category
Multi-Alcohol Variety Packs
Carbliss' Drink Variety Pack Offers a Taste of Three Types of Spirits
Tropical High-ABV Beverages
Seagram's Escapes Spiked Share Refreshment & a Higher Alcohol Content
Poison-Inspired Cocktails
The Alchemist Serves Drinks from an "Assassin's Teapot"
Delectable Low-Calorie Spirits
Viña Concha Y Toro Launches a New Low-Calorie Alcohol Collection
Clarified Cocktail Menus
Taki Taki's Clarified Cocktails are Smooth and Transparent