98 Ways to Be Unidentified

From Camouflage Body Painting to Creepy Clowntography

— April 22, 2010 — Unique
I’m going to come clean: my biggest fear isn’t heights, Entourage being canceled or even death. It’s clowns--yes clowns. I don’t know, it’s something about the unknown. Just who is that unidentified man in the makeup and big floppy shoes, and why is he smiling at me? Other times, the unknown is cool, and makeup, Halloween costumes and cosplay are all fine by me. Check out this collection of ways to be unidentified, which ranges from creepy clowntography to masked musicians.
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Flu Attracting Devices
Flu Attracting Devices
The Swine Flu Collector Mask Helps You Avoid Sick, by Getting Sick
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Secretive Masked Artists
Secretive Masked Artists
The Elusive Karin Dreijer Andersso Releases Solo Project, 'Fever Ray'
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Masked Mailmen
Masked Mailmen
Royal Mail Workers Dress Up As Favorite Film Characters for LOVEFiLM
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Eco Surgical Masks
Eco Surgical Masks
Bio-Accessories Make Green Statement, Cause Uncontrollable Giggles
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Ronald McDonald Mockeries
Ronald McDonald Mockeries
Andy Dick, Martin Short and PETA Team Up to Talk Chicken
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Bra-Masked Ads
Bra-Masked Ads
The Tulipan Condoms Ad Plays off of Swine Flu Fears
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Masked Celeb Lookbooks
Masked Celeb Lookbooks
Jason Schwartzman's Polaroid Looks for Band of Outsiders
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Crystal-Studded Man Masks
Crystal-Studded Man Masks
The Gilt Groupe 'Gilt MAN' Has Everything From Watches to Masks
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Rockstars as Artists
Rockstars as Artists
Paul Stanley of KISS Pursues Second Career With Oil Paintings
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Fashionable Germ Guards
Fashionable Germ Guards
Handmade Fashionable Swine Flu Masks
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Feartography
Feartography
Tiago Ribeiro Recreates Common 'Phobias'
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Freaky Masked Speeches
Freaky Masked Speeches
Fever Ray Moans Acceptance Speech at Swedish Awards Show
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Using Handbags as Masks
Using Handbags as Masks
Karl Lagerfeld at Paris Fashion Week 2008
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Movie-Inspired Winter Wear
Movie-Inspired Winter Wear
The Joker Ski Mask is Perfect for 'The Dark Knight' Fans
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Political Halloween Masks
Political Halloween Masks
Sarah Palin Costume Accessories
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Human Pig Masks
Human Pig Masks
David Castillo Knits Swine Flu Masques, And You Can Too
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Quirky Clowntography
Quirky Clowntography
Yigit Gunel Manipulates His Photos for Pure Entertainment
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Leather ALF Masks
Leather ALF Masks
Leatherhead Originals 'Gothic Bat Wing Leather Plague' is Extreme
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Gas Mask Kazoos
Gas Mask Kazoos
Creepy and Downright Diabolical Music From The Chemical Wartet
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Superhero Skiing
Superhero Skiing
Hit the Slopes with these Marvel Comic Ski Masks
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Freaky Illuminated Masks
Freaky Illuminated Masks
Carl W. Heindl's Vitaminsforyou Shoot Channels Carnival
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Emoticon Helmets to Hide Your Feelings
Emoticon Helmets to Hide Your Feelings
The Mask of Emotion
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Pop Culture Masquerade Gear
Pop Culture Masquerade Gear
Half-Masks of Famous Faces
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Sly Political Recruiting
Sly Political Recruiting
Jason Mraz Assvertises for Obama
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Zorro Masks and Saris
Zorro Masks and Saris
Michael Jackson As Mikaeel, The Masked Hero
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Eccentric Masked Photography
Eccentric Masked Photography
Hedi Slimane Captures ‘California Teens'
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Balaclava Beautiful
Balaclava Beautiful
Murkudis Johnstons AW09/10 Fashion Collection For Chilly Weather
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Shielded Styles
Shielded Styles
Masks Make a Major Fashion Statement for Fall 2009
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Dusted Makeup Masks
Dusted Makeup Masks
Yannick Verdier Monsegur's 'Utopia' Searches for Perfection
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Masquerade Forest Shoots
Masquerade Forest Shoots
Nothing's More Fun Than Wandering the Woods in Costume
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Doodle-Faced Models
Doodle-Faced Models
Nina Chakrabarti Gives Her Subjects a Makeover for 'I Want You' Magazine
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Demonic Freaktography
Demonic Freaktography
The Marco Cavalieri Clown Exhibit Will Make You Fear the Circus
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Patriotic Clowntography
Patriotic Clowntography
Raif Adelberg's Wild Dreams Through the Lens
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Moving Face Paintings
Moving Face Paintings
Body Art in Motion
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Presidential Horror Masks
Presidential Horror Masks
The Zombama and Barakula Mask are Perfect for Halloween
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Fishy Face Filters
Fishy Face Filters
Respirator Gill-Like Mask Makes For Cleaner, Safer Workplaces
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Reindeer Masquerades
Reindeer Masquerades
The KEAG Recycled Bottle Masks Offer Eco-Friendly Fun
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Zombie Clowns
Zombie Clowns
'Fight Me II' by Rich Hendry is Not for Those With Coulrophobia
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Freaky Flying Masks
Freaky Flying Masks
The Sruli Recht Sleeping Mask is a Little Piece of Creepy Comfort
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Macrame Masks
Macrame Masks
Handcrafted Rasta Masks Let You Dress Up the DIY Way
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Illusionary Face Paintings
Illusionary Face Paintings
James Kuhn Adultizes a Childhood Pastime in His Artwork
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Health Masquerades
Health Masquerades
Designer Swine Flu Masks by CheapChampagne
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Naughty Bunny Masks
Naughty Bunny Masks
The Rabbit Hood is Slightly Inappropriate for Easter Dinner
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Masked Editorials
Masked Editorials
Hedi Slimane Goes West With Masks For Vogue Hommes Japan
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McDonalds India Uses Baby Ronald
McDonalds India Uses Baby Ronald
Scaring Customers Away?
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Freaky Shoe Masks
Freaky Shoe Masks
Minna Parikka Transfers Love of Footwear to Her Face
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Fierce Masks
Fierce Masks
Shamewear Replaces Swine Flu Protection for Fall 2009
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Humanimal Masks
Humanimal Masks
Sam Eddy's Unusual Animal Accessories
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Clown Clothing Spreads
Clown Clothing Spreads
Comme Des Garcons Hommes Plus is Featured in Japan's High Fashion Mag
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Day of the Dead Biker Gear
Day of the Dead Biker Gear
See the Calavera Loca Riding Mask by Elvaqueromuerto
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Surgical Street Fashion
Surgical Street Fashion
Face Masks Abound in Japan
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Meaty Masks
Meaty Masks
Carnivorous Art by Dimitri Tsykalov
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Full Face Painting
Full Face Painting
Oxfam and Celebs Rock Vibrant Blue Skin for Charity
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Evil Clowns For Hire
Evil Clowns For Hire
Hire Something Scary for Your Next Birthday
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Whip Tailed Headgear
Whip Tailed Headgear
Bob Basset's RP6 Masks are Sinister
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Creepy Clown Couture
Creepy Clown Couture
The Dark Circus-Inspired Designs of Karen Segall
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Structural Animal Masks
Structural Animal Masks
The DIY Geometric Work of Michael Schoner
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Masked Models
Masked Models
Richard Burbridge Channels Face-Covered Killers For Livraison Magazine
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Underwater Clowntography
Underwater Clowntography
'Circus Underwater' Shoot by Michael Howard is Stunning
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Rave-Ready Gas Masks
Rave-Ready Gas Masks
LED 'Rave Goth Trance' Respirator Protects Your Breath in Style
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Exotic Masked Models
Exotic Masked Models
‘Beauty' Editorial by Vogue Italia
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Faux Armor Masks
Faux Armor Masks
Alexander McQueen Fall 2010 Menswear is McCrazy
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Eye-Popping Skin Tones
Eye-Popping Skin Tones
Poras Chaudhary Photos For Holi, the Celebration of Colors
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Steampunk Gas Masks
Steampunk Gas Masks
Retro Reinvented Safety Gear
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Swine Flu Parodies
Swine Flu Parodies
Aussie Company Unit Riders Embraces ‘The Age of Panic'
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Lacey Face Masks
Lacey Face Masks
The Lady Gaga Ace Awards Ensemble Defies Description
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Masked Adult Photography
Masked Adult Photography
Unusual Face-Free Erotica from Aaron Dunn
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Circus Freak Fashion
Circus Freak Fashion
‘Le Cirque' in Marie Claire Italia April 2010 is Vintage Perfect
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Unicorn Masks
Unicorn Masks
Tom Banwell Connects With Leather-Loving Fans Online (UPDATE)
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Lace Animal Masks
Lace Animal Masks
Check Out Lady Gaga in the Vanguard Issue of 944
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Quirky Circus Photography
Quirky Circus Photography
Matt Hoyle Shows the Human Side of Circus Performers
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Horrifying Garbage Masks
Horrifying Garbage Masks
The Shin Murayama 'Valhalla' Masks Exemplify Creepy Face Wear
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Clown Wig Couture
Clown Wig Couture
Kelly Thompson's Photography Plays Around With Circus Color
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Extreme Face Painting
Extreme Face Painting
Leaving no Patch Unpainted
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Surreal Clown Shoots
Surreal Clown Shoots
Nini Gollong Styles Clowns in 'La Belote' With a Touch of Wonderland
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Creepy Squid Masks
Creepy Squid Masks
Bob Basset Works Leather Into Tentacular Wearable Art
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24 Karat Gold Facial Treatment
24 Karat Gold Facial Treatment
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Digital Clowntography
Digital Clowntography
Varial Studio Creates Creepy Clowns With Illustration
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Glittery Man Makeup
Glittery Man Makeup
Paul Helbers Shows Guys How to Shine in 10 Men Magazine
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Circus Fashiontography
Circus Fashiontography
Beauty Lindner by Gregorio Trivino & Kattaca
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Menacing Mimes
Menacing Mimes
'Flying Machine Stage Fright' by Sharon Nayak Embodies Your Worst Fears
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Creepy Clowntography
Creepy Clowntography
'Paradise' by Erwin Olaf is an Unsettling Series of Reimagined Joker Clowns
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Masquerade Beauty Photography
Masquerade Beauty Photography
MASK(p)arade by Julia Pogodina
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Paint-Splashing Portraits
Paint-Splashing Portraits
'Indigo People' by Liquid Place Gives a Dressed-Up Model a Blue Bath
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Smiley Surgical Masks
Smiley Surgical Masks
Colgate Promotes White Smiles in Hamburg, Germany
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Paper Animal Faces
Paper Animal Faces
Zid Zid Kid's Masks Make Beasts of Children
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Head Armor Accessories
Head Armor Accessories
Alexander McQueen's Extreme Warrior Masks Make You A Chic Tinman
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Extreme Halloween Makeup
Extreme Halloween Makeup
From Glow-in-the-Dark Clowns to Special Effects Gore
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Silly Surgical Masks
Silly Surgical Masks
Fun Face Masks to Fend Off Swine Flu Symptoms (UPDATE)
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Extreme Tribal Fashiontography
Extreme Tribal Fashiontography
Herring & Herring for D Mode Magazine
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Magnificent Makeup Masks
Magnificent Makeup Masks
Igor Bogun's Transcendent Fashion Photography
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Evil Celebrity Clowns
Evil Celebrity Clowns
Famous Faces Digitally Repainted at Worth1000
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Lacy Gothic Accessories
Lacy Gothic Accessories
TotusMel Tatted Masks and Jewelry
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Bloody Clown Photography
Bloody Clown Photography
Tim Engle's 'Clowning Around' is Exactly Why I'm Scared of Clowns
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Camouflage Body Painting
Camouflage Body Painting
Body Art as a Disguise
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Scary Circus Characters
Scary Circus Characters
10 Evil Clown Dolls
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