The Swine Flu Collector Mask Helps You Avoid Sick, by Getting Sick

 - Nov 30, 2009
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Some people wear masks in order to avoid getting the swine flu (otherwise known as ‘hamthrax’). In the case of the Swine Flu Collector Mask, the INFLU mask, you can raise your chance of becoming infected with the media savvy flu, just by wearing it.

The Swine Flu Collector Mask aims at naturally raising your immune system, by constantly bringing you in contact with the virus. The mask has a battery operated fan, that operates on the inhalation to ensure that the greatest amount germs are pushed through into your lungs.