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60 Inedible Bacon Products

From Porktastic Paintings to Swine Strummers

— December 17, 2011 — Lifestyle
If you love the added goodness salty swine meat brings to your life but could do without the guilt of calories or have an animal-loving conscious, the completely inedible bacon products will peak your porky interests.

Bacon, the delicious strips that have been the breakfast sidekick for centuries, are now being turned into wacky products that don't require the meat to be consumed whatsoever. There are innovations that give off the slightest whiff of meaty allure, like homemade hog candles or the appetizing alarms that wake you up with sizzling sounds and smell of bacon cooking in the morning. Then there are the porky accessories that include bacon shoes, cufflinks, watches and smartphone covers.

So if you can't stomach actually eating the succulent strips for whatever reasons, pig out on purchasing completely inedible bacon products instead!
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Smokey Swine Snail Mail
Smokey Swine Snail Mail
The MMMMvelopes Are a Bacon-Flavored Treat
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Porky Serving Platters
Porky Serving Platters
The Bacon Platter is the Best Way to Serve Breakfast
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Swine-Infused Scents
Swine-Infused Scents
The Bacon Cologne is Uses the Essence of Pork
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Tasty Pork Puffers
Tasty Pork Puffers
The BaconAir Allows You to Inhale Bacon
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Porktastic Paintings
Porktastic Paintings
This Bacon Starry Night is a Culinary Carnivorous Creation
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Breakfast Body Washes
Breakfast Body Washes
This Bacon Soap is Guaranteed to Keep You Awake in the Mornings
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Smokey Swine Soaps
Smokey Swine Soaps
ThinkGeek Bacon Soap Won't Make You Feel Greasy Post-Shower
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Life-Sized Pork Piglets
Life-Sized Pork Piglets
The Pig Project Shows How Pigs are Born into This World to be Eaten
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Homemade Hog Candles
Homemade Hog Candles
Aunt Sadie's Sizzling Bacon Candle Comes from Her Kitchen and Heart
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Porky Post-Impressionism
Porky Post-Impressionism
Van Gogh for Breakfast Recreates a Painted Masterpiece in Meat
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Pork-Loving Lights
Pork-Loving Lights
The Love Me Some BACON LAMP is a Mouth-Watering Illuminator
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Swine Strummers
Swine Strummers
The 'Bacon Love Blues' Guitar Tutorial is Not for Vegetarians
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Meaty Neck Warmers
Meaty Neck Warmers
The Bacon Scarf is a Crispy Piece of Clothing
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Meaty Cut Covers
Meaty Cut Covers
These Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages Help Cure Minor Chops
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Meaty Oral Hygiene
Meaty Oral Hygiene
Start Off the Morning Right With Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste
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Bacon-Flavored Toothpicks
Bacon-Flavored Toothpicks
Piggy Breath in Retro Tins
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Bacon Flavoured Rolling Paper
Bacon Flavoured Rolling Paper
Juicy Jay Lets You Satisfy Greasy Breakfast Food Cravings With Smoke
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Cured Pork Tree Trimmers
Cured Pork Tree Trimmers
The Delectable Bacon Christmas Ornaments Makes the Holidays Yummy
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Porky Celeb Portraits
Porky Celeb Portraits
The Bacon Kevin Bacon Statue Will Raise Money for Charity
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Pork-Flavored Dental Hygiene
Pork-Flavored Dental Hygiene
The Bacon Floss
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Crispy Fridge Accessories
Crispy Fridge Accessories
Bacon Slice Magnets are Not Porky the Pig-Approved
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Greasy Soap
Greasy Soap
Bacon Flu Soap Reminds you to Wash Away Germs
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Bacon Balm
Bacon Balm
J&D Makes Your Kisses Memorable With Breakfast-Flavored Gloss
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Bacon-Inspired Bath Bars
Bacon-Inspired Bath Bars
This Hamburger Soap is Topped with All the Fixings to Get You Clean
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Pork-Loving Charts
Pork-Loving Charts
The ‘America's Favorite Bacon Dishes' Infographic is Surprisi
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Bacon-Flavored Envelopes
Bacon-Flavored Envelopes
Mmmvelopes from J & D's Make Snail Mail Delicious
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Porky Accessories
Porky Accessories
The Bacon Watch Ensures You Always Know When It's Breakfast Time
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Cured Meat Fanatics
Cured Meat Fanatics
San Fransisco's Bacon Camp Is All About The Love of Pork
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Bizarre Anonymous Videos
Bizarre Anonymous Videos
The Bacon Man
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Food-Inspired Seating
Food-Inspired Seating
The Fossil Chaise Lounge by Atelier Van Lieshout
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Interactive Online Tomfoolery
Interactive Online Tomfoolery
Make Any Website Totally Porked at Bacolicio.us
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Bacon Bandages
Bacon Bandages
Sexy and Delicious
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Bacon Sunglasses
Bacon Sunglasses
DQM & Oakley Frogskin Make 50 Pairs of the Pork Shades
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Bacon Breakfast Clocks
Bacon Breakfast Clocks
The Bakon Alram Clock Wakes You Up to a Smokey Scent
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DIY Voodoo Doll Substitutes
DIY Voodoo Doll Substitutes
Focus Your Peeves With 'Bacon of Hate' Project from Anti Craft
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Artery-Clogging Cups
Artery-Clogging Cups
The Bacon Mug is a Heart Attack Waiting to Happen
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Meaty Breakfast Scarves
Meaty Breakfast Scarves
Wear the Bacon and Eggs Scarf for Cuisine Couture
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Meaty Fragrances
Meaty Fragrances
The Fargginay Bacon Perfume Gives You a Smokey Scrumptious Scent
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Scented Suits
Scented Suits
Bacon Tuxedo
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Dishes Made of Pork
Dishes Made of Pork
Bacon Cups and Bowls
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Crispy Star Wars Recreations
Crispy Star Wars Recreations
The Bacon AT-AT is Darth Vader's Dream Breakfast
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Porky Lighting
Porky Lighting
The Bacon Lamp is a Meat-Lover's Dream
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Blunt Weight Loss Messages
Blunt Weight Loss Messages
‘Excess Baggage' Ads Encourage Fatties to Live Healthfully
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Bacon Soap
Bacon Soap
How to Make Your Own
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Bacon Candles
Bacon Candles
SweetSoaps.com Candle Crackles and Smells like the Real Thing
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Tasty Manicures
Tasty Manicures
The Bacon Nails are an Epicurean Fashion Statement
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Porky Fashion Accessories
Porky Fashion Accessories
The 'Meat-cessory' Collection Makes Being a Carnivore Fashionable
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Delicious Tablet Holders
Delicious Tablet Holders
The iPad Bacon Case Adds Some Grease to Your Gadgets
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Breakfast-Loving Winter Wear
Breakfast-Loving Winter Wear
Bacon and Eggs Scarf and Gloves Will Whet Your Winter Appetite
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Delicious Porky Bouquets
Delicious Porky Bouquets
These Bacon Roses are the Perfect Valentine's Day Gift for Your Man
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The Caroline Collection Cufflinks
The Caroline Collection Cufflinks
From Bacon and Eggs to Corkscrews and Beer
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Bacon Accessories
Bacon Accessories
8 Inedible Obsessions
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Meaty iPhone Sleeves
Meaty iPhone Sleeves
The iPhone Bacon Case Provides Mouth-Watering Protection
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Equine Bacon Sculptures
Equine Bacon Sculptures
The Meat Horse by AuTopsyTurvy Might Make You Turn Vegan
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Greasy Undergarments
Greasy Undergarments
Bacon Bras
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Periodic Pillows
Periodic Pillows
Yellow Bug Boutique Creates Witty Couch Accents
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Cuisine Phone Sleeves
Cuisine Phone Sleeves
The iPhone 4 Food Cases Look Real Enough to Eat
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Bacon Shoes
Bacon Shoes
Keds Makes a Mouthwatering Pair of Breakfast Kicks
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Appetizing Alarms
Appetizing Alarms
The Wake n' Bacon Alarm Clock Wakes You up with Fresh Bacon
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Bacon Tattoos
Bacon Tattoos
Man Shares Love for Bacon with the World
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