I don't know if anyone would consider this hip, but the Bacon Bras sure as hell are absolutely hilarious!
Who thought of this and how drunk were they? I don't think Victoria's Secret will be calling anytime soon since the company recently decided their lingerie was just too damn sexy for their own good; this bacon lingerie is the absolute pinnacle of erotic undergarments! I understand your predilection for classy VS, but you'd be better off with Denny's or Long John Silver or MickeyD's.
Forget about classy, and set your goals on greasy!
My very best.