They make hickory-flavored bacon so, why not bacon-flavored, wooden toothpicks? These oral hygiene tools come in retro-painted tins - 80 a pack. Get'em at Archie McPhee's.
Implications - If the meal wasn't too appetizing, you might enjoy cleaning your teeth afterwords with these bacon-flavored toothpicks. For people who can't get enough of the fried, crispy goodness that is bacon, these toothpicks are the perfect way to end a meal full of bacon goods. You might be picking at your teeth longer than normal to fully enjoy the amazing flavor. What's next, bacon floss, bacon tooth paste or bacon mouthwash? Every restaurant should have these on hand.
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