65 Humorous Flasks

From Witty Alcohol Tote Bags to Lipstick Booze Concealers

— November 20, 2013 — Lifestyle
If you're looking for something a little bit quirky to help carry your booze with you while out and about, then these humorous flasks will definitely make consuming alcohol much more exciting.

Constantly having to purchase alcoholic beverages while out with your friends can be quite expensive, which is why some people opt for bringing their own booze with them in a convenient flask. And while most flask designs feature simple stainless steel exteriors, these humorous examples are offering alcohol drinkers a much more comical way to carry their booze around. Featuring such designs as oversized bottles, lipstick containers and even those that resemble superheroes and Sci-Fi characters, these humorous flasks will surely make you chuckle each time you take a sip.

From retro walkman flasks to booze bag underwear, these humorous designs will certainly make the process of bringing alcohol a lot more fun.
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Indestructible Flask Campaigns
Indestructible Flask Campaigns
The Unbreakable Macallan Gets Put to the Sports Car Test
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Booze-Concealing Neckwear
Booze-Concealing Neckwear
This Flask Tie Lets Wearers Conceal Their Booze and Look Good Doing It
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Warfare-Ready Whiskey Flasks
Warfare-Ready Whiskey Flasks
This Whiskey Flask Will Certainly Not Go Down Without a Fight
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Bird-Watching Booze Dispensers
Bird-Watching Booze Dispensers
The Binocular Flask is Secretive and Fun
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Translucent Booze Keepers
Translucent Booze Keepers
The Eastman Innovation Lab Topo Flask Keeps No Secrets
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Stealth Cyclist Flasks
Stealth Cyclist Flasks
Take a Swig of your Drink with the Handlebar Hidden Flask
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Mafia-Inspired Flask Books
Mafia-Inspired Flask Books
This Hidden Flask Holder is Inspired by the Godfather Book
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8-Bit Battery Flasks
8-Bit Battery Flasks
The Get Loaded Liquor Flask Displays an Old School Energy Gauge
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Freezing Beverage Flagons
Freezing Beverage Flagons
The Iced Carafe Has a Built-in Ice Mold to Keep Drinks Frosty
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Retro Gamer Booze Dispensers
Retro Gamer Booze Dispensers
The Nerdtendo Gamebooze Flask is Perfect for Partying Geeks
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Sacrilegious Drinking Accessories
Sacrilegious Drinking Accessories
The Flask in a Book from Shopjeen Defies the Holy Word
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Crossword Game Flasks
Crossword Game Flasks
This is The Perfect Gift For The Intellectual Alcohol Connoisseur
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Alcohol-Toting Ensembles
Alcohol-Toting Ensembles
The Drinkmaster Hoodie is a Hands-Free Booze-Carrying Option
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Loving Liquor Flagons
Loving Liquor Flagons
The Heart Flask Will Set the Mood During Your Valentine's Day Date
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Gummi Bear Flasks
Gummi Bear Flasks
The Boozie Bear Flask is an Adorable Way to Lug Around Liquor
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Humorously Oversized Flasks
Humorously Oversized Flasks
The One Gallon Stainless Steel Flask is Likely Only for Novelty Use
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Subtly Geeky Booze Containers
Subtly Geeky Booze Containers
The Zelda Hylian Shield Flask Lets You Get Liquored Up with Link
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Abnormally Large Flasks
Abnormally Large Flasks
The Sasquatch Holds an Astonishing 128 Ounces of Your Favorite Booze
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Retro Walkman Flasks
Retro Walkman Flasks
The 'Drinkman' Conceals Alcohol in a Classic Vintage Piece
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Concealing Phone Flasks
Concealing Phone Flasks
The 'Bev-Burry' Phone Flask Cleverly Hides Your Alcohol
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Mammoth Alcohol Containers
Mammoth Alcohol Containers
The Sasquatch 128oz Flask was Made for Heavy Drinkers
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Wizardly Drink-Themed Flasks
Wizardly Drink-Themed Flasks
This Polyjuice Potion Flask is Perfect for Wizardly Drinking
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Dual Vice Dispensers
Dual Vice Dispensers
The Cigar Holder and Flask Brings Convenience to Carrying Smokes and Liquor
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Witty Alcohol Tote Bags
Witty Alcohol Tote Bags
These Wine and Beverage Totes are a Fun Way to Carry Your Booze
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Medicine-Inspired Alcohol Carriers
Medicine-Inspired Alcohol Carriers
The Booze Prescription Flask is Hilarious and Fun
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Robotic Booze Containers
Robotic Booze Containers
The R2D2 Sci-Fi Flask is Epically Out of This World
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8-Bit Booze Containers
8-Bit Booze Containers
The NES Cartridge Flasks Let You Get Your Game and Drink On
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Nostalgic Gasoline-Inspired Flasks
Nostalgic Gasoline-Inspired Flasks
The Gas Can Flask is World War II-Inspired
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Convenient Cocktail Packets
Convenient Cocktail Packets
The Tequila Pocket Shot by Pocket Shot Encourages On-the-Go Drinking
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Nautical Themed Flasks
Nautical Themed Flasks
These Porthole Bottles are a Great Way to Carry Your Favorite Alcohol
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Boozing Binoculars
Boozing Binoculars
The Double Flask Binoculars is Perfect for Sports Fans
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Posh Nomad Booze Packs
Posh Nomad Booze Packs
Drink in Sophistication with the Daines & Hathaway Travel Bar
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Vigilantie Disposable Flasks (UPDATE)
Vigilantie Disposable Flasks (UPDATE)
'The Original Disposable Flask' is Perfect for Busy Boozers
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Secret Booze Fasteners
Secret Booze Fasteners
The Belt Buckle Flask Is Covert And Stylish
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Discreet Drinking Cups
Discreet Drinking Cups
The Original Shot Flask Comes with Its Own Collapsible Shot Glass
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Whiskered Booze Bottles
Whiskered Booze Bottles
Drink & Look Like a Man With the Mustache-Shaped Flask
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Collapsible Plastic Carafes
Collapsible Plastic Carafes
The BYOBeverage Flask is a Lightweight Way to Tote Liquor
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Magnetic Fluid Flasks
Magnetic Fluid Flasks
The Ferrofluid Magnetic Display is a Mesmerizing Desk Toy
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Card-Carrying Flasks
Card-Carrying Flasks
Flask with Playing Cards Combines Hard Liquor and Gambling
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Boozy Battery Boosting Devices
Boozy Battery Boosting Devices
The PowerFlask is a Discreet Portable Phone Charger
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Hidden Flask Stadium Seats
Hidden Flask Stadium Seats
These Seats Let You Stay Comfortable and Hydrated During Games
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Fruity Booze Dispensers
Fruity Booze Dispensers
The Banana Flask Hides Alcohol Under a Healthy Disguise
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Slumping See-Through Flasks
Slumping See-Through Flasks
The Sede Carafe Seems to Sag Beneath the Weight of its Own Spout
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Lipstick Booze Concealers
Lipstick Booze Concealers
The 'Lip Flask' is the Perfect Item for the Girly Girl
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Concealed Carafes
Concealed Carafes
The Disposable Flask Lets You Bring Booze Anywhere
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Hair Care Disguised Flasks
Hair Care Disguised Flasks
The Shampbooze Bottle by Smuggle Mug Allows You To Bring Liquor Aboard
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Alcohol-Smuggling Walking Canes
Alcohol-Smuggling Walking Canes
This is the Perfect Way to Sneak Your Favorite Liquors Anywhere
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Laboratory Tea Leaf Flasks
Laboratory Tea Leaf Flasks
Tea Tube Packaging Suggests the Experimental Quality of New Flavors
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Deceptive Sunscreen Flasks
Deceptive Sunscreen Flasks
Smuggle Drinks Anywhere with Your Own Sunscreen Bottle Flask
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Booze-Concealing Slippers
Booze-Concealing Slippers
The Flip Flask for Those Who Like to Sneak in a Drink Slyly
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Swearing Flasks
Swearing Flasks
'In God We Trust' Creates a Cussing Cool Flask for Your Firewater
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Flask On The Fly
Flask On The Fly
Pocket Shots
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Reusable Booze Pouches
Reusable Booze Pouches
Disposable Plastic Flasks are the Answer to Your Alcoholic Prayers
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Classy Disguised Booze Bangles
Classy Disguised Booze Bangles
Cynthia Rowley Bangle Flask Accessories are Both Chic and Boozy Fun
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Flask Phones
Flask Phones
‘Cheers' Mobile Device Runs on an Eco Booze Capsule
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Nerdy Alcohol Holders
Nerdy Alcohol Holders
Etsy Retailer 'Stellar Custom Images' Makes Geeky Flasks
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Female-Friendly Secret Flasks
Female-Friendly Secret Flasks
The Bev Brush is Perfect for Ladies on a Budget
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Fake Feminine Hygiene Flasks
Fake Feminine Hygiene Flasks
These Flask Tampons Provide a Sneaky Way to Transport Alcohol
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Video Game-Inspired Flasks
Video Game-Inspired Flasks
Game Boy Simulated Flask Makes Drinking Nostalgic
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Handmade Hipster Flasks
Handmade Hipster Flasks
Whimsy & Ink Craft Booze Containers with Attitude
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Booze Bag Underwear
Booze Bag Underwear
The Freedom Flask Allows Users to Drink Alcohol Where Ever They Choose
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Concealed Boozy Gadgets
Concealed Boozy Gadgets
The Binocktails Bev-Cam Camera Flask is Cleverly Disguised
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Lingerie Booze Holders
Lingerie Booze Holders
Papa Bert WineRack Flask-Bra Makes You Look Bigger and Drink Better
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Booze Briefcases
Booze Briefcases
The Upcycled Suitcase Liquor Cabinet is a Classy Conversation Piece
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Flask-Hiding Fixies
Flask-Hiding Fixies
The Ateliers D'Embellie Bike Lets Riders Take a Sip While Staying Classy
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