John Mayer once said “your body is a wonderland." Those words are truer then ever before with these 25 phallic finds. This is easily the hardest cluster to come along in awhile.
These 25 phallic finds throbs with ingenuity and originality. Be amazed by the sheer power and girth of a phallic festival. Eye popping eye boners will change the way you see life. Literally.
Implications - Visually speaking, the 'Eye Boners' and 'Your Head as a Penis & Breast' articles stand out as you see other appendages act in a similar manner to the male reproductive organ.
25 Phallic Finds
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Public Fixtures Made Phallic
Tom of Finland's Suggestive Perfume Campaign
23
Penile Art
'Pricasso' Paints Portraits With Penis
22
Naughty Penile Art
The Twisted Photography of Robert Gligorov Celebrates Manhood
21
Viral Impact on PR
Motorola Responds About Using Penis-Like Imagery on Phones
20
Penisvertising
Tom of Finland Shopping Bag Creates Cheeky Illusion
19
Accidental Amputations
Man's Penis Amputated by Mistake
18
Talking Genitals Push Safe Sex
'Rebel Penis' by MTV Staying Alive Campaign
17
Crude Vauxhall Ad is YouTube Hit
C'Mon Penis Extension
16
Penis Pokey
Puppetry of the Penis for Your Home
15
Free Transsexual Surgeries
Prosthetic Penis Promotion in Sweden
14
Phallic Knitted Sweaters
Agent Provocateur Cardigan Covered With the Male Appendage
13
Phallic Sausage Makers
‘Roast My Weenie' Hot Dog Cooker Celebrates Manhood
12
Suggestive Sizevertising
Burger King ‘Big Boner' Commercial
11
Soft and Squishy Naughty Art
Andrea Pritshcow's Crocheted Penises Are Pretty Cute
10
Phallic Festivals
Kawasaki Celebrates Giant Penises for AIDS Awareness
9
Your Head as a Penis & Breast
Light of Life Raises Thyroid Cancer Awareness
8
Interactive Penile Ads
Pfizer Wants Your Finger in the Hole for Viagra
7
Drug-Free Erectile Dysfunction Cures
The Bathmate Hydropump Perks You Up Naturally
6
Naughty Retro Gaming Gadgets
The JoyDick Puts the Phallic Fun in Funky Game Controllers
5
Bizarre Energy Drinks
Chinese Deer Penis Wine
4
Minimalist L-Shaped Chairs
The Maarten Sherpenisse Chair Takes Seating to Its Most Basic Level
3
Hijacked Micro-Blogging
Twitter is Penis
2
Phallic Instrument Shapes
Naughty Wangcaster Guitar Is Pretty Ballsy
1
Phallic Plant Head Fashion
'And the Villain Still Pursues Her' in the 160g Magazine Erotic Issue
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Suggestive Photo Shoots
Justin Gaston Grabs His Crotch for Vman
Transgendered Brand Endorsement
Amanda Lepore for Jawbone
Nude VJs for Animal Rights
MTV & VIVA Body Paint PETA Ads
Transgender Pageantry
Amazing Philippine Beauties Contest (UPDATE)
Transgendered Cosmetics
Amanda LePore's Transsexual Makeup Line
Fiery Vixen Vigilantes
A/W 09 Agent Provocateur Lingerie Superheroes Revealed (UPDATE)
Public Fixtures Made Phallic
Tom of Finland's Suggestive Perfume Campaign
Astronomical Lingerie Ads
Agent Provocateur Brings ‘The New World Order' to Lingerie
Viagra Ring
Nudevertising Specialists
Henrick Purienne Photography Pushes Limits
110 Fantastic Frocks
From Dresses Made of Old Shoes to Floaty Gowns
Penile Art
'Pricasso' Paints Portraits With Penis
Suggestive Nerd Editorials
Gossip Boy Penn Badgley Grabs & Erupts in GQ Magazine
Free Boob Jobs For Sailors
Aussie Navy Funds Augmentation
Naughty Penile Art
The Twisted Photography of Robert Gligorov Celebrates Manhood
Spiked Corsets
Agent Provocateur's 'Soiree' Line is Dangerously Extreme
Perversely Pretty Photography
Sarah Sitkin's 'Morbid Sense of Humor' Exhibits Just That
Body Fluids, Hurting Yourself & Murder
The Eccentric Photography of Christophe Gilbert (II)
Illusory Shocktography
Twisted Art from Robert Gligorov
66 Bell-Shaped Ball Gowns
From Fairytale Wedding Frocks to Modern Versions of 17th-Century Dresses
Marie Antoinette Hairstyles
John Galliano's Fantastical Coiffures
13 Futuristic Lingerie Fashions
From Massaging Bras to iPhone Thongs
Tied Up Zorro Fashion
The Suggestive 160g Magazine 'Dark Horse' Editorial by Philipp Mueller
Penisvertising
Tom of Finland Shopping Bag Creates Cheeky Illusion
24 Innovative Breast Cancer Campaigns
More Than Just Applegate's Chairty…
Naughty Bagvertising
Erotic Shopping Bags by Condomi
Talking Genitals Push Safe Sex
'Rebel Penis' by MTV Staying Alive Campaign
Creative Cooking Contraptions
Kitchen Supplies That Exemplify & Enable Culinary Art
Suggestive Fantasy Ads
In an Absolut World, All Men Would Have 8 Inches
Wild Bouffant Hairstyles
Allure Magazine Gives Taylor Swift a Gigantic Frizzy 'Do
Fertility Festivals
Japanese Parade Features Giant Genitalia in Portable Shrines
Celebrity Fashion to Fight Cancer
Gwyneth Paltrow for Key to The Cure
Naughty Personified Plants
Vanity Fair's Viagra Shoot
Knees As Erogenous Zones
Vanessa Bruno Covers Up with Lacy Knee Lingerie
Folded Metal Furniture
The .ORI Sto Seat Uses Origami-Inspired Techniques for a Creative Chair
Suggestive Sizevertising
Deleye Stuffs Tighty Whiteys With Socks
Interactive Fitness Cards
'Yoga One' Business Cards Turn Your Fingers into Thighs
Morbid Safe Sex PSAs
‘The Cover' by MTV Staying Alive
Airbrushed Lace Faces
Ruby Chu Paints Patterns Onto Skin in Marie Antoinette-esque Shoot
Space Movie Lingerie
Steam It Up With a Star Wars Storm Trooper Garter Belt
Suggestive Celebratory PSAs
Stockholm Celebrates Condoms
Your Head as a Penis & Breast
Light of Life Raises Thyroid Cancer Awareness
Modern Beehive Bouffants
Clements Ribeiro's Spring 2010 Amy Winehouse Collection
Video Games as Prescription Drug Marketing
Viagra's 'Viva Cruiser' Axed by FDA
Gaudi-Inspired Seating
Bram Geenen Takes Cues From Art Nouveau for Stool & Chair
Modern Furniture Medleys
The Frankenstein Chair by Strala is a Exercise in Creation
Weird Food Trends and Daredevil Delicacies
What's On The Menu?
On-the-Go BBQs
The Notebook Barbecue Grill Makes Cooking Convenient
Healthy Food Fusions
Studying Food Synergy Can Help You Lose Weight and Prevent Cancer
Self-Stirring Sauce Pots
Cem Tutuncuoglu's Wrinkle Cooking Pot is Like a Sous Chef
Targetting Gay Youth for Awareness
‘AIDS is Still a Big Deal' Informative Webisodes
Agent Provocateur
Iris Strubegger Incites Fashionable Envy in Bergdorf Goodman Magazine
Satellite Graffiti
TV Show Inspires 60-foot Phallus That's Viewable From Google Earth
Frugal Lingerie Lines
H&M Welcomes Sonia Rykiel as Its Latest Designer Collaborator
Naughty Shopping Bags
French First Lady, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, Bare on Pardon Totes
Trend Hunter on Twitter
Twitter Cookies
Fortunes Based on Real Tweets
Joystick Coat Hooks
The 'Hang and Play' for Retro Gamers
Armadillo-Inspired Furniture
Oluf Lund and Eva Paarmann Create Cozy Chairs
Dumb Stunts for Cancer Prevention
Quit Stupidity Anti-Smoking Ads
Outdoor Party Pads
The Cooking Shelter is Great for Chilly Gatherings
Teen Executive Chefs
14-Year-Old Greg Grossman Scores a Reality Cooking Show
Hip Recycling Campaigns
E-Donor by MTV & HP
Concerto Cooking
Electrolux Re-Mix Prepares Food on Beat
Masonry Chairs
The Andy Martin Associates Weinerchaise is 100% Inspired by Brick
Vertebraic Chairs
The Scott Jarvie Atlas Chair is Perfect for the Spineless
Holistic Libido Boosters
Citrulline Watermelon the New Viagra?
Confess 2.0
Anonymous Twitter
Custom Computer Mice
Rock Your Logitech G9 Controller
Movie-Based Virility Marketing
Viagra Launches "Benjamin Button"-esque Ad Campaign
Faux Sofas
Maezm Creates a ‘Sofa-Dress' to Convert Any Chair
Reindeer Pate
Edible Sells Rudolph's Relatives
Warrior Moms for Healthy Lunches
Burger King 'The Battle is Over' Ads
Public Urination for Water Conservation
MTV Switch "Slash" PSA
Quirky Cork Chairs
The Tilter Chair by Daniel Michalik Leans Towards the Unusual
USB Bean Cookers
The Heinz Beanzawave Microwave Makes Computer Cooking Easy
Transsexual & Theft Scarevertising
‘Alfer GPS Sale' and Installation' Ads
Interactive Recipe Finders
'Cooking by Numbers' is for Broke & Adventurous Cooks
Kitschy Kitchen Kitties
Fur-Free Feline Decor Helps Cat-ify Your Cooking
Viagra Ice Cream
A Hard Treat To Beat
Phallic Instrument Shapes
Naughty Wangcaster Guitar Is Pretty Ballsy
Zip-Tie Seating
Victor Matic's DIY Zipit Chair is a Wobbly Must Have
Playing Truth or Dare with Cancer
Cancer Council of Australia 'Daredallion' Campaign
Transgender Job Discrimination
Diane Schroer Wins Lawsuit
Retro Game Controller Revivals
The Atari Joystick