Tons of people like to talk on Twitter and so do many inanimate objects. As much as these items are in no way alive, it can be fun to personify them with a voice on how they might sound if they could talk.
The purposes of creating a Twitter account for an inanimate object seem to range from frivolous to charitable to quite practical. This includes things like Imogen Heap’s dress at the 2010 Grammys that displayed a live Twitter feed, or devices capable of sending reminders when the laundry can be taken out of the dryer or it’s time to water a plant.
It’s possible to find everything from undergarments to accessories that tweet, but hopefully these items will be worn one at a time to prevent an information overload on a Twitter news feed.
28 Inanimate Objects That Tweet
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Twitter Dresses
The Imogen Heap Grammy Awards 'Twitdress' is Geekalicious
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Social Media Tombstones
Tweet & Share with the Dead Using the E-Tomb
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Tweeting Pet Mechanisms
Stay Connected from Wherever with the Kitty Twitty Cat Toy
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Social Media Knitting Machines
Knitbot Will Make Sweaters for You as Long as You Keep Tweeting
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Tweeting Cookie Dispensers
The UID Cookie Box Rewards Tweets with Crispy Treats
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Twitterific Park Benches
The TweetingSeat by Chris McNicholl Connects Online and Offline Worlds
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Scientific Social Media Experiments
Talk to a Plant Sees if Tweets Help a Plant Growth
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Automatic Tweeting Aprons
Apron Alert Automatically Updates Your Feed with Your Cooking Status
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Twitter-Reading Toys
The Twimal Gadgets by Takara Tomy Read Your Tweets Aloud
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Posthumous Tweeting Apps
The LivesOn App Will Tweet for You After You Kick the Bucket
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Social Media Tunnel Installations
The ‘Hundreds and Thousands’ Tunnel Responds to Hope
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Tweeting Objects
This MIT Media Lab Project Allows Objects to Send Digital Alerts
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Tweeting Sports Shoes
AdiPower Barricade Offers Instant Social Media Connection During Olympics
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Tweet-Sending Bras
The Nestle SA 'Tweeting Bra' Tweets When It is Unclasped
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Tweeting Charity Scarves
Twitter Knitter Uses Social Media to Keep the Cold & Needy Warm
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Tweeting Teapots
The Twettle Teakettle is Made for Techy Know-Alls
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Tweeting Consoles
The Twitter Xbox 360 is Socially Fun
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Massive Tweeting Walls
The Great Wall of MultiTouch Displays Interactive Event Tweets
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Tweeting Activist Outfits
The Twitter Dress by Deportivo Gives a Voice to Swedish Youth
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Social Media Refrigerators
The Tweeting Fridge Reminds You to Drink Your 8 Glasses a Day
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Tweeting Pet Devices
Canine Twitterer Updates Your Dog's Status
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Tweetable Interactive Instruments
The Digital Kitchen's Stanley Piano Plays Beautifully
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Tweeting Satellites
The CubeSat Xi-V is the World's First Social Media Satellite
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Tweeting Rotary Phones
The Tweephone by UP Digital Bureau and Unteleported Tech Agency
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Tweeting Tabletops
The Twitnic Table Brings Social Media to Lunch
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Tweeting Gumball Dispensers
Paypal Vending Machine Wipes Out Coin-Operated Machines
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Hug-Tweeting Shirts
Celina Alvarado's 'Try Me' Measures and Tweets the Quality of Your Hug
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Tweeting End Tables
'Tableau: Physical Email' Prints TwitPics and Sends Tweets
Related Ideas
Artful Olympian Body Tape
The Kinesio Tape at London 2012 Makes a Chromatic Appearance
10 Social Media Illustrations
From Twitterific Portraits to Real Life Tweets
Illuminated Architecture Exhibits
Untied Visual Artists Use Laser Light to Create Indoor Art
Sporty Lingerie Captures
The Ironic Youth Editorial is a Sultry Mix of Lingerie Photos and Sports
62 Tweetastic Innovations
Twitter Trends, From Twitter Portraits to Twitter Personal Training
Chic Comic Book Lingerie
The Marvel Avengers Undergarment Set is Ideal for Nerdy Female Fans
Submerged Sporting Photographs
These Olympic Pool Pictures Capture the Athletes in Action
Grungy Olympic Editorials
The 2012 Dazed & Confused Fashion Feature Highlights Patriotic Styles
Traumatic Alarm Clocks
The OKITE App Will Embarrass You on Twitter if You Hit the Snooze Button
Bra Evolution Infographics
This Spurst Graphic Outlines the History of Bras
Precious Pet Protestors
The Awwccupy Wall Street Tumblr Showcases Cute Pets at Occupy Protests
Undergarment Vending Machines
Undz Provides Easy Buying for Men's Skivvies
Sparkling Umbrella Installations
Anna Meister Creates a Starry Canopy for Vivid Sydney
Embellished Corset Couture
This Jewelled Bustier from RUNWAYDREAMS is Elegantly Ornate
Colorful Insect Photography
Nadav Bagim Takes Extremely Detailed Captures
Streaming Light Installations
James Tapscott's 'Transference' and 'The Arc' is Luminous
Greyscale Lingerie Editorials
The Fashion Gone Rogue 'Samantha' Photoshoot Stars Samantha Harris
Princess Cooking Fashion
Make a Meal Wearing the Zelda Apron
Tweet-Enabled Treat Dispensers
The BEV Twitter Vending Machine Trades Hash Tags for Iced Tea
Redhead Trauma Twitter Accounts
Ginger Problems Highlights the Perils of Redheads With Freckles
Rights-Focused Social Media Agencies
Farahway Global Uses Public Engagement and Community-Building
Headphone-Integrated Hats
The Hi-Hat is a Knitted Toque That Has Built-In Headphones for Easy Use
Proper Bra-Sizing Infographics
This Infographic Teaches Women How to Find Their Bra Size
Social Network Neediness Depictions
The 'World Without Twitter' Infographic is Hilariously True
Funny Fatal Tweets
The AboutToDieGuy Twitter Page Profiles a Daily Death-Defying Man
Fail Whale Tissues
The Whale Tissue Holder Has a Clever Kleenex-Spurting Design
Manmade Weather Installations
Cloudscapes at MOT Offers an Ethereal Experience
Dancing Soda Dispensers
The Coke Dance Vending Machine Rewards Participants for Dancing in Public
Social Media Mocking Videos
The Offline Social Network Video Pokes Fun at Facebook
Woodland Penthouses
Electric Paris by Mathieu Lehanneur is an Installation-Centric Venue
Glitzy Superhero Lingerie
This Superman-Inspired Bra Pays Tribute to the Iconic Man of Steel
Squid-Like Jetty Structures
The St. Petersburg Eye Affords a Great View of the Gulf
Influential Social Media Tips
Here is the Inside Scoop On How to Gain More Klout
Heroic Cooking Clothing
Superhero Aprons are Perfect for Geeky Chefs
Social Media Sanrio Apps
Hello Kitty Twitter App Delivers Cute and Charming Tweets
LED Social Media Frocks
Nicole Scherzinger Lights Up in This High-Tech Light Up Twitter Dress
Shattering Gaming Art
The Dan Saelinger Xbox 360 Explosion is a Gamer's Nightmare
Blockbustered Social Networking
These DIRECTTV Social Media Ads Appeal to the Tech-Savvy
Suspended Button Sculptures
Augusto Esquivel Visited Grandmothers' Sewing Boxes for Inspiration
Tweet-Analyzing Tools
Twitter Web Analytics Accurately Manages Tweets
Seaside Light Installations
The Spinifex Group PLAY Art Piece Reworks Sydney's Opera House Sails
Abstract Appendage Portraits
Caleb Morris Paints Soulful Characters with Surreal Body Parts
Stylish Auto-Branded Pop-Ups
MINI Lifestyle Store Showcases Fashion & Accessory Products
Social Media Banking Tools
The American Express Sync Program Merges the Cards with Twitter
Spectacular Urban Light Installations
Vivid Sydney's Projection Extravaganza is Unbelievable
Tweeting Concert Websites
Become a Musical Genius Using the Metropole Tweetphony Site
Pizza Vending Machines
'Let's Pizza' Cooks a Snack for Consumers in Under Three Minutes
Multi-Touch Memory Boxes
The LaCie Float Hard Drive is Part Storage and Part Trackpad
Morbidly Groping Lingerie
Get Your Freak On with this Spooky Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Bra
Superhero Kitchen Getups
The Superwoman and Superman Aprons are for the Domestically Inclined
Cute Cartoonish Light Fixtures
Into the Clouds by FriendsWithYou is Whimsically Cheerful
Visitor-Controlled Light Bridges
Vivid Sydney's 2013 Centerpiece is an Interactive Light-Up Bridge
Social Media Druggies
Monica Gebruikt Tries to Get Addicted to Facebook Instead of Drugs
Social Media Gift Wrap
Tweet Wrap Spreads Twitterific Spirit One Present at a Time
Facial Recognition Product Dispensers
Sanden Vending Machine Provides Extreme Customization
Ridiculously Tiny Museums
Somerville, MA Mayor Joseph Curtatone Unveiled the Minuscule Museum
Twitterific Cushions
These Anony Tweet Pillows are for the Chirpy Tweeps
Social Shopping Graphics
Twitter's Graphic Looks at the Ties Between of Social Media and Shopping
Stylish Unisex Kitchen Smocks
Hedley & Bennett Aprons are for Anyone in the Kitchen
Social Media Singing Sites
The ‘Tweet Your Tweet’ Website Features a Bird to Sing Twit
Automatic Tweeting Aprons
Apron Alert Automatically Updates Your Feed with Your Cooking Status
Online Oversharing Pranks
This Jack Vale Prank Uses Info People Share Online To Trick Them
Twitterific Pint Glasses
The Fail Whale Pint Glass is Perfect for Tweet Ups
Abandoned Elevator Museums
This Small Museum Features Pieces as Quirky as the Space it Inhabits
Fairytale Cookwear
These Disney Aprons Will Make You Feel like a Princess
Shared Personal Info Pranks
This Social Media Experiment Freaks Out Strangers with "Personal" Info
Olympic Lunar Captures
The 'Full Moon Rises at Tower Bridge' Photos are Captivating
Sci-Fi Gamer Console Cases
The 'TRON: Legacy' Xbox 360 is the Baddest Gaming Box in Town
Social Media Tunnel Installations
The ‘Hundreds and Thousands’ Tunnel Responds to Hope
Charitable Artwork Dispensers
The Vending Machines by Wieden + Kennedy Raise Money for Schools
Wi-Fi Drink Dispensers
Asahi Beverages Rolls Out Vending Machines That Provide Internet Access
Porky Piano Campaigns
The Lasonic Big Fat Sound Ads Boast Delicious and Meaty Audio
Massive Olympic Ad Deals
Adidas Metro Partnership is the Biggest Newspaper Contract of 2012 Games
Flat-Pack Pianos
The Foldable Digital Grand Makes Transporting the Massive Instruments Easier
Twitterific Streetwear
Bape Baby Milo Twitter T-Shirts Gain Street Cred in the Social Media Scene
Adorable Tweeting Pets
The Twitter Ugly Birds Icons Spread Your Word in Unique Style
Hi-Tech Instrument Gadgets
The Japanese Wrist-Mounted Finger Piano is a Handful of Musical Fun
Crystallized Gaming Consoles
The Swarovski Xbox 360 Kinect was Made for Diva Gamers
Adorable Underwear Cushions
These Cute Handmade Cushions Look Like His and Hers Undies
19 Atypical Tweeters
From Social Media Tombstones to Tweeting Pet Devices
Social Media-Powered Raffles
The 'Twombolr' Twitter Raffle Lets Contestants Enter with a Tweet
Hashtag-Based Search Engines
Hshtags is the New Google Search of Social Media
Social Enterprise Exploring Documentaries
The Real Value Film by Nothing Underground Has Insight
Anime-Inspired Aprons
Rachel Bradford's Nerdy Aprons Bring Geek Chic to the Kitchen
Tweeting Clothes Dispensers
Billboard Vending Machines Award Tweeters Who Compete for Soft Shirts
Musical Barcode Apps
The Barcodas App Turns Barcodes into Pianos
Virtuous Vending Tools
The Coca-Cola Japanese Red Cross Charity Soda Machines are Donation-Ready
Birdy Bottle Clips
This Neat Water Carrying Clip is Eco-friendly
Social Media Alarm Clocks
The Alarm App Tweets and Facebooks Your Morning Wake-Up
Festive Pet Greetings
These Minted Photo Cards Allow Users to Upload Images of Their Companions
Computerized Hydroponic Systems
The Genesis Controller is a Microfarm that Automates Plant Growth
Tweeting Charity Scarves
Twitter Knitter Uses Social Media to Keep the Cold & Needy Warm
Celebrity Tweeting Stats
The Visual History of Twitter Infographic has Fun-Filled Facts
Cat Meme Tweet Translators
Twitter Recently Launched a New LOLCat Language Setting
Social Media Management Charts
The HootSuite Infographic Illustrates Its Journey to 5 Million
Undead Twitter Enthusiasts
The Googly Gooeys Compare Zombies With Social Networking Addicts
Sound-Bursting Speedway Videos
Ok Go 'Needing/Getting' on YouTube Brings New Life to the Racetrack
Tweeting Consoles
The Twitter Xbox 360 is Socially Fun
Temporary Scaffolding Museums
The Schaustelle Pavilion Will Be Home to Museum Installations
Twitter Cookbooks
The Tweet Pie Book Offers Succint Recipes in 140 Characters or Less
Multi-Compartment Smocks
The White Mountaineering x Porter Apron Spices up Kitchen Fashion
Fading Flux Installations
Always/Never by United Visual Artists Explores the Perception of Time
Yarned Zombie Abominations
Fiona Goble Teaches You to Knit Your Own Zombies
Stylishly Woven Winter Wear
Upstate Stock is a Kickstarter Company That Creates Stylish Outerwear
Social Media Data Graphics
These Twitter Metadata Visualizations are Reveal Location
Fair-Trade Twittering
Ben and Jerry's Promotes the Fair Tweets Campaign
Carnivorous Canine Chewers
Dogmeat Dog Toys Give Pups Something They Want to Bite On
Tweeting Computer Apps
Twitter for Mac 2.0 Turns the Old Apple Tweetie Hi-Tech
Entertaining Upcycling Services
Box Play for Kids Turns Old Cardboard Containers into New Toys
Tweeting Activist Outfits
The Twitter Dress by Deportivo Gives a Voice to Swedish Youth
Unsanitary Social Media Stats
Tweeting in the Washroom Can Spread Fecal Matter and Other Viruses
Tweeting Music Apps
A New Twitter Music Discovery Application Set to Launch This Month
Social Media Portraiture
Strangers Draw Strangers in the 'Selfless Portraits' Series
Valuable Marketing Tweets
Toyotathon Shareathon Rewards Customers With $500
Waterless Dyeing Methods
Adidas DryDye T-Shirts Help to Conserve Precious H20
Social Media Interaction Enhancements
Facebook Comments Plug-In Creates Larger Connections
Steriod-Infused Intoxicants
The BrewDog 'Never Mind the Anabolics' Beer Has Performance Enhancers
Social Justice Interview Skills
The Cafe Impact 'How-To' Video is a Career-Building Exercise
Olympic Consequence Videos
‘The Dark Side of the London Olympics’ Vice Documentary
Dainty Pooch Portraits
These Drawings by Itsuko Suzuki are Adorably Cute
Tweet-Worthy Notepads
These Twitter Sticky Notes Turn Mundane Memos into Low-Tech Social Media
Talking Twitter Notifiers
Have Your Tweets Read by the Charatter Bear
Glutinous Hanukkah Tees
This Holiday T-Shirt Prays for Love, Peace and Latka Grease
Fanciful Wooden Pooch Feeders
Ken Decost Crafts a Lavish Two-Tone Bowl Holder for Pups
Civil Rights Walking Campaigns
GirlTrek Attempts to Grow the Network for Black Women and Girls
Soundless Pianos
Beyond Silence Uses Vibrations to Let the Deaf Enjoy the Music They Make
Celeb Grave Livestream Feeds
An Andy Warhol Birthday Calls for a 24/7 View of His Resting Place
Complimentary Communicating Dispensers
Kenneth the Talking Vending Machine Gives Out Free Coffee
LED Chirping Cycling Accessories
The Tweeting Bird Bike Light and Horn is Cute and Practical
Social Media Reality Shows
@SummerBreak Will Broadcast Only Through Online Platforms
Twitter Book Clubs
Twitter Account 1book140 Created by The Atlantic Becomes Online Book Club
Organic Pet Eateries
Munich's Beutefuchs Prepares Organic Dog Meals Onsite
Twittering Decals
Real Tweet Stickers by Phlange Glorieux Take Twitter Offline
Social Media Burger Songs
This Wendy's Social Media Campaign Turns Tweets into a Love Song
Tweeting End Tables
'Tableau: Physical Email' Prints TwitPics and Sends Tweets
Bodacious Bedroom Beauties
The Marie Claire US May 2013 Cover Shoot Stars Scarlett Johansson
Voicemail Tweeting
Egypt's Twitter by Voicemail Translates 140 Characters
Cruel Teenage Tweeting Displays
'Kill Your Darlings' Exposes the Ugliness of Online Death Threats