Lucid, the brand responsible for lifting the ban on absinthe in 2007, has released this slick absinthe fountain to let you indulge in the Green Fairy in the most expedient manner possible.
These multi-spouted Lucid absinthe fountains send forth a tiny stream of liquid right onto your slotted spoon and sugar cube. While the fountains are probably meant for a bar or pub, I think they'd look equally fantastic in your kitchen.
Implications - It would certainly earn you the unofficial 'craziest alcohol encouraging household addition' contest amongst your friends. Absinthe is the strongest type of alcohol any of my friends have ever drank, and the idea of someone putting something in their house that would make it easier to drink it blows me away and amusing me to no end.