39 Killer Cuisines

From Murderous Hamburgers to Heart Attack Grills

— May 19, 2011 — Lifestyle
Food is, alas, not always healthy, and these killer cuisines demonstrate just how many calories can be packed into one mouthful. If you're a burger lover and not too concerned about your weight, then you'll love what this list has in store.

Did you know that one burger can contain 4,800 calories? If that doesn't get you rolling on the floor, the Heart Attack Grill certainly will. If you manage to finish a Quadruple Bypass Burger, you will be rolled out to your car in a wheelchair by one of the sexy waitresses decked out in a nurse outfit. Don't enjoy meat burgers? YouTube channel Epic Meal Time has you covered with burgers made out of candy. Whatever your preference, these killer cuisines will have you rolling on the floor in no time.
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71,488-Calorie Pasta
71,488-Calorie Pasta
Epic Meal Time Shows Us How to Make Fast Food Lasagna
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Footlong Cheesburgers
Footlong Cheesburgers
Carl's Jr. Combines the Beefiness of a Burger With the Length of a Sub
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Giant Metal Hamburgers
Giant Metal Hamburgers
The Top Secret Hamburger by Liao Yibai is a Hard Oath to Keep
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Killer Hamburger Videos
Killer Hamburger Videos
The Hambuster Team Makes Burgers with a Butchering Agenda
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Breakfast Hamburgers
Breakfast Hamburgers
The Pop Tart Quarter Pounder is a Sugar and Beef Infusion
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Lion Burgers
Lion Burgers
Il Vinaio in Arizona Lets You Sink Your Teeth Into an African Lion
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King-Sized Pizza Burgers
King-Sized Pizza Burgers
The New York Pizza Burger is a Gut-Busting Tribute to the Big Apple
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Chocolate: The New Health Food?
Chocolate: The New Health Food?
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Cholesterol-Boosting Burgers
Cholesterol-Boosting Burgers
The Fried Chicken Luther Double Down Sandwich
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Bacon Topped Veggie Burgers
Bacon Topped Veggie Burgers
Odd Secret Fast Food Menu Discoveries
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Seven-Patty Burgers
Seven-Patty Burgers
Japanese Burger King Offers Gigantic Windows 7 Whoppers
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Luxury Fastfood
Luxury Fastfood
Hot Ducks
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$170 Junkfood
$170 Junkfood
Burger King Kobe Beefburger
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Gourmet Drive-Throughs
Gourmet Drive-Throughs
Pop-Up Monnow Valley Drive Thru & Drive In Movie Theatre
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Secret Hamburger Desserts
Secret Hamburger Desserts
The Mamido Burger is a Decadent Sweet Treat
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Drinking Rocket Fuel
Drinking Rocket Fuel
U.S. Won't Limit Rocket Fuel in Drinking Water
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Wildly Popular, Disgustingly Greasy Food
Wildly Popular, Disgustingly Greasy Food
"Squeeze with Cheese" Burgers
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Fuel-Cell Hamburgers
Fuel-Cell Hamburgers
Zemship on the Alster
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Monster Burgers
Monster Burgers
The 198-Pound Hamburger Cooked Up by Sydney Cafe
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Southern Comfort Restaurants
Southern Comfort Restaurants
The Park Slope Chip Shop Will Deep-Fry Anything You Want
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4,800 Calorie Burgers
4,800 Calorie Burgers
Gargantuan 5lb Hamburger Wows Baseball Fans, Clogs Arteries
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Fastfood In Cans
Fastfood In Cans
Dosenbrot's Smart Hamburger Packing Lets You Skip McD's
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Chocolate Candy Burgers
Chocolate Candy Burgers
Epic Meal Time Makes Barbecuing a Whole Lot Sweeter
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Sneaker Burgers
Sneaker Burgers
Nike Air Max 90 interpreted by Ole Hemmendorff
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Vending Machine Burgers
Vending Machine Burgers
Tateishi Burger Has Patrons Order Burgers via Machine
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Donut Burgers
Donut Burgers
Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers
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Bacon-Donut Burgers
Bacon-Donut Burgers
Crave Shack Serves Up Culturally Sensitive Heart Attack Fare
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Donut Hamburgers
Donut Hamburgers
The Luther Burger
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Heart Attack Hamburgers
Heart Attack Hamburgers
Food Network Magazine's Top 50 Burgers Are to Die For
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Toad Burgers
Toad Burgers
'Fire the Chef 2' Shows Creepy but Faux Photoshop Cuisine
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Fast Food Pizza Toppings
Fast Food Pizza Toppings
The American Pizza Uses Hamburgers and Fries as Delicious Toppings
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Jumbo-Sized Schnitzel & Burgers
Jumbo-Sized Schnitzel & Burgers
Waldgeist Restaurant
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Cheeseburger Cupcakes
Cheeseburger Cupcakes
Make Your Favorite Dessert Into an Illusionary Dinner
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Sculptural Burger Sandals
Sculptural Burger Sandals
Robert Tabor's Shoe Designs Look Good Enough to Eat
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