28 Bad Breath-Beaters

From Vampiric Fresh Breath to Sensual Chewing Gum

— January 23, 2011 — Lifestyle
Before you head out on your next hot date, you need to check out these bad breath-beaters. Don’t let bad breath ruin your romantic moments; instead, check out this top list and see all of the cool and creative ways to keep your breath smelling like a Canuck or a cupcake.

These bad breath-beaters have everything from vampire breath mints to meat-flavored gum. Everyone knows that having meat breath is 10 times better than having onion breath.
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Cat Cough Candies
Cat Cough Candies
These Bubble Gum Hairballs are Both Delicious and Gross
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Vampiric Fresh Breath
Vampiric Fresh Breath
Death Mints Come in a Coffin and Combat Halitosis
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Functional Mint Candies
Functional Mint Candies
One Second Deodorant for Your Breath
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Mints For the Ultra Hip
Mints For the Ultra Hip
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Birth Control Combined With Breath Control
Birth Control Combined With Breath Control
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Candy Flossing
Candy Flossing
Sugary Cupcake Dental Floss is a Frosting Flavoured Delight
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Marketing "Flavorless" Products
Marketing "Flavorless" Products
Nihilist Mints
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Canuck Breath
Canuck Breath
Look & Feel Canadian Breath Spray
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Bacon Flavoured Mints
Bacon Flavoured Mints
Uncle Oinker's
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Breath Palette's 31 Flavors of Toothpaste
Breath Palette's 31 Flavors of Toothpaste
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Bizarre Breath Fresheners
Bizarre Breath Fresheners
Archie McPhee Flavored Mints will Drive Away Your Date
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Breath Mints for Pets
Breath Mints for Pets
DogToids and CatToids Freshen Foul Feline and Canine Mouths
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Meaty Chewing Gum
Meaty Chewing Gum
The Roast Beef Bubble Gum Should Be Served on a Platter
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Tri-Flavor Gum
Tri-Flavor Gum
Lotte Creates 'Magic' Chewing Gum for Japan
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Snooze-Inducing Toothpaste
Snooze-Inducing Toothpaste
PearlyDreams Oral Hygiene & All Natural Sleep Aid
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Garlic Camo
Garlic Camo
Chlormint Campaign Illustrates its Ability to Mask Bad Breath
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Instant Accent Breath Sprays
Instant Accent Breath Sprays
Freshen Your Breath and Pick Up An Irish Brogue
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Sensual Chewing Gum
Sensual Chewing Gum
Sexlets Takes Chewable Treats to the Bedroom
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Caffeinated Candy
Caffeinated Candy
Blitz Energy Chewing Gum
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Tearable Toothpaste Tubes
Tearable Toothpaste Tubes
Thrift Toothpaste Package Lets You Squeeze Out That Last Glob
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Chemical-Free Tooth-Cleaners
Chemical-Free Tooth-Cleaners
All-Natural Burt's Bees Toothpaste Takes Care of Your Pearly Whites
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Pre-Squeezed Toothpaste
Pre-Squeezed Toothpaste
SSYS Saves You From Common Toothpaste Troubles
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Refreshig Eye Mints
Refreshig Eye Mints
NEO's Eye Crack
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Double-Ended Dental Care
Double-Ended Dental Care
The Two-Way Toothpaste Tube Will Save You Toothaches
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Organic Chewing Gum
Organic Chewing Gum
Biodegradable Chicza Comes from the Mexican Rainforest
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Bulbous Toothpaste Tubes
Bulbous Toothpaste Tubes
Martin Ortiz's Colgate Packaging Design Defies the Norm
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Self-Dispensing Toothpaste
Self-Dispensing Toothpaste
The OHSO-Designed Toothbrush
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Offensive Chewing Gum
Offensive Chewing Gum
Too Shy to Say It? Express Your Opinion With Chewing Gum
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