Despite the ultra-corny name, PearlyDreams might be a product that could catch on with the tooth-scrubbing public. Like spreading Ambien all over your gums, PearlyDreams will fight plaque, insomnia and even GINGIVITIS.
Counting sheep is for kids, and warm milk is for Gram Gram. Next to sucking down a nightcap or six (in which case you know you are not going to brush your teeth), PearlyDreams might just be the best way to fall asleep right when your head hits the pillow.
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