Uncle Oinker's

 - Apr 23, 2007
References: perpetualkid
Next time you get a hankering for some greasy bacon, it'll be as easy as reaching into your pocket to get your fixâ€"and will be much lower in calories!

For only 1.99, you can have your own tin of 100 Uncle Oinker's Savory Bacon Flavored Mints from PerpetualKid.com. The site proudly boasts that the little treats taste “like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavour to give it that extra punch!”

In case you have a bizarre bacon fetish, PerpetualKid also sells swine-inspired bandages, just in case you happen to cut yourself on the little metal mint tin. To completely wrap up your greasy breakfast cravings, they also have egg bandages.

If that wasn't enough to make your tail curl, you can even pay for it with cash from your Bacon Wallet.

To make sure no one gets “boared” next time you have company, let them take a spin with the game, What Would Bacon do? It's guaranteed to leave you squealing!