Archie McPhee Flavored Mints will Drive Away Your Date

 - Dec 7, 2010
References: mcphee & bookofjoe
Have you always been curious about the taste of Zombie Brain, or about the effects of ingesting Absinthe breath fresheners? Well, these Archie McPhee Flavored Mints will expose you to an array of eccentric tastes that I believe are quite uncanny.

These collectable tins are available for just $2.50 each, so next time you find yourself on a dreadful date, pop a combination of the Garlic, Ranch Dressing, Onion Ring, Corn Dog, Curry and Monkey Banana Archie McPhee Flavored Mints. Scaring off a scoundrel this way will work like a charm!