The new year is almost here, and if there happens to be any truth behind those little apocalyptic predictions the Mayans were talking about, these zombie survival solutions may just come in handy.
It's amazing how many products have been drawn up, produced, and have sold in mass quantities for an undead attack that has only been portrayed in far-fetched movies thus far. Undead linguistic how-tos will give you an advantage in communicating with the creepy creatures, or try a badass pump-action shotguns if you're more of the trigger-happy zombie-hunting type.
If you actually believe there is a potential maelstrom of monsters coming our way, look into getting something from the zombie survival solutions selection. I may actually pick up a 'Louisville Decapitron' now, just in case cynicism makes me more of a target.
33 Zombie Survival Solutions
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Zombie-Fighting Gadgets
These Vintage Vampire Killing Kits Will Help You Defend Yourself
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Undead Military Blades
Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives Prepares You to Kick Ass in the Apocalypse
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Fashionable Zombie Gear
Best Made Co Axe Sling Lets You Fight the Dead and Cut Wood
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Table Weapons
Keep Zombies & Burglars at Bay With the 'For Zombies' Table
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Undead Defense Hackers (UPDATE)
Gerber Apocalypse Gear Gets You Ready for the Zombie Invasion
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Zombie Preparation Campaigns
The Westlake Ace Hardware Graph Helps the Living and Undead Survive
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Zombie Melee Hackers
Battle the Undead with the Badass Louisville Decapitron
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Monstrous Power-Packing Revolvers
Kick Ass & Take Names With the Raging Judge
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Undead History Books
‘The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks' Prepares You for Ac
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Badass Pump-Action Shotguns
Creek Stewart Creates the Ultimate Survival Tool
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Survival Garden Weaponry
The Crovel Extreme Shovel Was Built for More than Just the Backyard
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Pyschotic Practice Targets
These Horrific Killer Targets Help You Train for Your Worst Nightmares
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Undead Obstacle Courses
Join 'Run For Your Lives' and Avoid Being Eaten by Zombies
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Undead Target Practices
Zombie Ammo Targets Give You Reason to Pull the Trigger
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Zombie Survival Packs
Prepare Yourself Against Flesh Eaters With the Undead Kit
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Cylindrical Survival Packs
Mossberg Just-In-Case Kit Provides the Essentials for Staying Alive
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Undead Shooting Targets
The Zombie Industries Combat Dummies Really Bleed
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Badass Defense Blades
Survive the Zombie Apocalypse with the Gerber Gator Machete Pro
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Luminous Zombie Bashers
Glowbar Glimmers in the Dark for Better Visibility and Defense
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Undead-Ready Ammunition
ZombieMax are Real Bullets Specially Designed to Take Out Real Zombies
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Apocalyptic Survival Previews
The Last of Us Trailer Debuts with Intense Moments
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Apocalyptic How-Tos
The 'Guide to Zombie Survival' Helps You Endure Flesh-Eaters
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Post-Apocalyptic Abodes
Prepare for the End With the Daiwa EDV-01 Home
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Aramdillo-Inspired Zombie Shelters
The Vagabond Mobile Safe House Design Protects in a Pinch
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Extreme Wilderness Multi-Tools
The Crovel Packs More Tools Than You'd Need for a Zombie Attack
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Zombie Survival Solutions
Preparation for the Inevitable Uprising of the Undead
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Apocalypse-Ready Boom Boxes
The Thodio A-Box Prepares You for Zombie Outbreaks
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Undead Survival Dolls
Zombie Attack Barbie Gets Lock and Loaded for the Apocalypse
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Emergency Undead Containers
Zombie Survival Bottle Gets You Prepared for the Apocalypse
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Zombie Chainsaws
Protect Yourself from Zombie Infestations with this Custom Weapon
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Heavy Duty Combat Torches
The Surefire UB3T Invictus Shines with a Vengeance
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Undead Linguistic How-Tos
How To Speak Zombie Helps You Negotiate with Flesh Eaters
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Child-Friendly Undead Guides
CDC Creates the Useful 'Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic' Comic
Related Ideas
Zombie Celeb Sketches
The 'Portraits as Living Deads 2.0' by Frederik Peeters are Eerie
Undead Garden Ornaments
The RC Crawler is the World's Best Halloween Decoration
Fist-Fighting Gamer Weapons
The Replica FFXIV Bagh Nakhs Will Give You Plus 10 Attack
Fiery Avian Boomboxes
Blast Your Music Through these Wicked Angry Birds Speakers
40 Striking Spring Campaigns
From Insanely Intricate High Heels to Bold Bohemian Shoots
Undead Holiday Decor
The Zombie Christmas Ornaments Make for a Very Scary Christmas
34 Gorifying Zombie Captures
From Undead Pop Icon Cakes to Zombie Portraits
Undead Military Blades
Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives Prepares You to Kick Ass in the Apocalypse
$820,000 Handmade Rifles
The VO Falcon Edition is an Expensive Hunting Rifle
Featherlight Pocket Blades
The Baladeo 34 Grams Knife is Weightless
Zombified Avian Apps
Tomasz Kaczkowski Turns the Angry Birds Gang into Flesh Eaters
Undead A-Listers (UPDATE)
These Zombie Celebrity Photographs are Famously Frightening
Suave Weapon Staffs
Burger Knives' Sword Canes is a Luxurious Way to Defend Yourself
Undead Defense Hackers (UPDATE)
Gerber Apocalypse Gear Gets You Ready for the Zombie Invasion
Dual Personality Campaigns
The Pizza Planet Ads Show Two Sides to Each Slice
Zombie Melee Hackers
Battle the Undead with the Badass Louisville Decapitron
Walking Dead Campaigns
The FedEx ‘Zombie Outbreak' Commercial is Hilariously Creative
Solemn Soldier Campaigns
Battlefield 3 Launches with Army Men in London
Zombified Epic Love Stories
The Rotting Hill Film is Gutsy and Romantic
Badass Pump-Action Shotguns
Creek Stewart Creates the Ultimate Survival Tool
Jedi-Fighting Torches
Feel the Power of the Force With the Star Wars Lightsaber Flashlight
Cold-Blooded Villain Previews
The Arkham City Mr. Freeze Trailer Leaves Viewers With Chills
Survival Garden Weaponry
The Crovel Extreme Shovel Was Built for More than Just the Backyard
Badass Warrior Blades
Michael Craughwell Creates Giant Replica Swords
Undead Romance Commercials
The 'Hot Girl vs. Zombie' AXE Halloween Horror Film is Outrageous
Faux Infographics Food Ads
The Ataliba Steakhouse Campaign is Succinct and Humorous
Inked Icon Documentaries
A Day with Zombie Boy Rick Genest is a Look into the Artist's Life
Celebratory Celebrity Knives
James Franco's Brad Renfro Forever Switchblade Shows Love and Respect
Hilarious Undead TV Parodies
The Walken Dead Depicts Zombies in an Unusual Manner
Disheveled Currency Campaigns
National Forum for Animal Protection and Defense Asks For Funding
Powerfully Pristine Captures
Lindsay McCrum's 'Chicks with Guns' Book Features Fierce Women
Mirrored Typography Ads
The Aljazeera Network Campaign Looks Like It's Written in Another Language
Dunk Tank Advertising
The ‘Canon: Cheesy Targets' Marketing Campaign is Humorously Sub
Bicycle Escape Campaigns
The 'You Need a Vanmoof' Ads Show the Desire for Escape
Undead TV Toys
These Walking Dead Action Figures are Ultra Creepy
Undead Obstacle Courses
Join 'Run For Your Lives' and Avoid Being Eaten by Zombies
Bacteria-Beating Busbies
The Yamaha Oxi-Sanitation Ad Campaign Addresses a Common Helmet Issue
Zombie Gaming Engagements
'Left 4 Dead 2 Proposal' Shows That Gamers are Romantic Too
Reimagined Kitchen Knives
Jongwoo Choi's Swing Capsule Puts Safety First
Hamburger Meat Handguns
Dimitri Tsykalov's 'Meat Guns' Show the Harsh Brutality of Firearms
Caped Crusader Game Spots
Batman Arkham City Trailer Unveils a Full Epic Look
Vintage Suitcase Speakers
The Gentleman's Boombox by Floyd Davis Sounds as Good as It Looks
Throwback Doll Attire
The Tiny Frock Shop Sells Retro Clothing for Barbies
Gritty Undead Cruisers
The Chocolate 'Zombie Portraits' Skateboards are Stylishly Scary
Cylindrical Survival Packs
Mossberg Just-In-Case Kit Provides the Essentials for Staying Alive
Supernatural Defense Equipment
The 1800's Vampire Hunting Kit Shows Blood-Suckers Who's Boss
Masochistic Health Marketing
The Cancer Society of Finland Army Ad Aims Where it Hurts
Planet Ravaging Campaigns
The Revista Planeta Ad Serves up Destructive Dishes
Immense Magnum Installations
Guns by David Cerny Shows the Needlessness of Violence
Undead Asana Ads
Yoga Outreach Zombies Campaign Encourages You to Rise From the Dead
Badass Defense Blades
Survive the Zombie Apocalypse with the Gerber Gator Machete Pro
Villainous Video Game Teasers
Arkham City 'Joker & Harley' Pits Batman Against his Great Nemesis
Undead Space Showdowns
Black Ops Rezurrection 'Zombie Authority' is Gore-iously Epic
Sea Predator Utensils
Raul Chavez's Shark Attack Cutlery Set Makes Food Time Fun
Hybrid Samurai Blades
Katana Machete Revamps a Classic Weapon & Makes it Deadlier
Sith Lord Sound Systems
The Darth Vader CD Boombox by Jazwares Makes for Imperial Sound
High-Class Charity Guns
The Gold-Plated New Mexico Centennial Rifle is Sold for a Good Cause
Disembodied Trinkets
The Zombie in a Bottle is a Quirky Accessory for Zombie Lovers
Doodled Dog Campaigns
The Pictionary 2011 Ads Show the Game in Real Life
Spooky Skeletal Sweets
The Gingerdead Men Cookie Cutter Re-Animates Baked Goods
Creepy Undead Scratch-Backs
The Zombie Back Scratcher is Practical on Many Levels
Badass Garden Weaponry
The Special Forces Shovel Does More than Just Scoop
Handmade Deadly Weaponry
ARMORS Has a Kickass Medieval CROSSBOW Up For Sale
Colossal Gamer Trailers
The Battlefield 3 Gameplay Footage Video is Epic
Dual-Ended Sci-Fi Swords
Wicked Lasers Comes Out With a New Lightsaber to Celebrate Star Wars Day
Rotting Undead Slip-Ons
Step Foot in the Horrifying Plush Zombie Slippers
Undead-Ready Ammunition
ZombieMax are Real Bullets Specially Designed to Take Out Real Zombies
Marine Mammal Cutters
Tetsu Yamashita Designed these Wicked Whale Knives
Backyard Disc-Slingers
Engage in Warfare with the Nerf Vortex Nitron Blaster
Apocalyptic How-Tos
The 'Guide to Zombie Survival' Helps You Endure Flesh-Eaters
Grim Apocalyptic Trailers
Left 4 Dead Fan Film Teaser Brings the Video Game to Life Epically
Dual Handled Diggers
The Xovel Shovel was Designed with Wrists in Mind
Monster Footwear
The Zombies Afoot Plush Slippers are Comfy and Entertaining
Aramdillo-Inspired Zombie Shelters
The Vagabond Mobile Safe House Design Protects in a Pinch
Technicolor Culinary Cutters
Taylor's Coloured Kitchen Knife Block is Vibrantly Razor Sharp
Sleek Slicer Sets
Onus Knife Blocks Hold Sophisticated Cutters for Making Gourmet Meals
Battle-Ready Baseball Bats
Warstic Wood Bat Co are Perfect for All Ages and Skill Levels
Switchblade Kitchen Utensils
The Schweizer Messerblock Swiss Knife Block is Culinarily Equipped
Terrifyingly Charming Plushies
These Horror-Themed Friends by Stuffles Only Want Your Love
Sleek Designer Flashlights
The ICON Rogue 1 Provides Style and High-Beam Functionality
Back-Strapped Boomboxes
Yahya Tioso Designs the Future-Forward DynaX Boombox
Hardcore Riot Control Packs
The CrowdBuster will Strike Fear into Looters
Grippable Music Gadgets
Memorex TagAlong Boombox Lets You Tote Your iPod and Audio
Autobot Firearms
Rico Gonzalez Papa's Modified Megatron is Inspired by Transformers
Gangster Game Previews
GTA V Official Trailer Gives a Glimpse of What Fans Can Expect
Solar-Powered Stereos
The Eton Soulra XL is Eco-Conscious Audio for Listening Out of Doors
Modern-Day Boomboxes
The Altec Lansing MIX iMT810 Digital Boombox is Ready for the Streets
Sharpshooting Joysticks
Sony Releases the New Sharpshooter Assault Rifle Along With Killzone 3
Wisecracking Soldier Trailers
MW3 'The Vet & The n00b Trash Talk' Depicts Hilarious Conversations
Hollywood War Game Trailers
Modern Warfare 3 ‘The Vet & The n00b' is Gloriously Epic
Deep Hole Diggers
The Super-Penetration Shovel Lets Users Easily Plow Through Dirt
Blueprint Designer Dolls
‘Barbie I Can Be' Architect Barbie Makes a Splash for Mattel
Undead Linguistic How-Tos
How To Speak Zombie Helps You Negotiate with Flesh Eaters
Deadly Decaying Kits
The Create Your Own Zombie Kit Produces Zombies Without the Apocalypse
Portable Cubicle Speakers
The TDK Sound Cube is a Quirky Miniature Retro Boombox
Deadly Gamer Guns
The Modified Dead Space Plasma Cutter Can Pop Balloons and Light Matches
Action-Packed Vigilante Trailers
Nightwing for Arkham City Shows Dick Grayon At His Finest
Gory Undead Timetables
Plan Your Survival with the Walking Dead Wall Calender