The Crovel Packs More Tools Than You'd Need for a Zombie Attack

 - May 6, 2011
References: survivaloutdoorgear & technabob
When the zombie apocalypse comes (and it is coming), the Crovel may be the only tool you need to survive the horde. The Crovel is a multi-tool unlike any other, combining 13 tools into one deadly-looking package.

The Crovel was designed to help you minimize the number of tools you would have to carry into the wilderness. It contains a shovel, crowbar, axe, bottle opener, knife, hammer, serrated knife, hoe and mini-rappel kit complete with 15 feet of 550 paracord. All of this is housed in one medium-sized 5.5-pound package.

I am no wilderness buff, so I can't speak on the usefulness of this tool -- but I am cheap, and I do know that $98 for a badass multi-tool like this is too good of a deal to pass up.