Humans have proven themselves apt at attacking one another in the past, and the modern world builds on these concepts as evidenced by these wacky weapons. Whether you like them for the novelty, or you have more devious aims, these dangerous inventions are the most stylish way to raise your attack power.
Repurposing everyday objects like musical instruments and turning them into killer weapons is an inventive way to catch consumers’ eyes. It also works the other way around—taking everyday objects and adding weapon parts to them can make them a supremely stylish conversation piece to show to all your man friends.
For good or evil, humans have an undeniable interest in danger and power, and these wacky weapons play to those primal desires.
56 Wacky Weapons
From Injury-Inducing Engagement Rings to Weaponized Classical Instruments:
Trenton Millar — Jul 12, 2012 — Unique
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Undead Military Blades
Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives Prepares You to Kick Ass in the Apocalypse
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Featherlight Pocket Blades
The Baladeo 34 Grams Knife is Weightless
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Fantastical Sword Swingers
Katrina Lin Renders Fighters with Katanas and Other Sharp Weapons
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Phallic Weapon Ads
The Lovestore Make Love, Not War Campaign is Destructively Sensual
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Undead Defense Hackers (UPDATE)
Gerber Apocalypse Gear Gets You Ready for the Zombie Invasion
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Candy-Colored Killing Machines
Twelve Four Haus Paints AK47 Automatic Rifles in Pastels
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Compact Camouflaged Guns
The Henry U.S. Survival Ar-7 Rifle is Easy to Carry And Use
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Twisted Blade Knives
The 'Jagdkommando Integral Tri-Dagger' is Controversial
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Deadly Lightweight Knives
The Escort Carbon Fiber Dagger Bundle is Meant for Self-Defence
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DIY Beer Weapons
Making Canchucks is the Best Way to Recycle
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High-Culture Cutters
These Ai Iijima Scissors Take the Shearing Tool to New Artistic Heights
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Razor Jewelry
Stunning ‘Swarovski Touch' Has Crystal Blades to Keep You Smooth
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Badass Black Blades
The Stelton Pure Black Knives Seem Made for Ninja Cooks
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Razor-Sharp Men's Jewelry
The Eddie Borgo Spring Summer 2011 Line in on the Cutting Edge
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Personalized Multi-Tools (UPDATE)
The Switch Pocketknife Can Switch Accessories on a Whim
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Badass Wilderness Blades
Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Knife Assists in Desperate Situations
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Weaponized Baseball Bats
Threat: Objects for Defense and Protection is Artistically Safe
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Beverage-Popping Weaponry
The 'Bust a Bottlecap' Opener Tops off Drinks Dangerously
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Badass Warrior Blades
Michael Craughwell Creates Giant Replica Swords
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Safari Swiss Army Knives
The Animal Pocket Knife is Better Suited to Play than Protection
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Stabbed Pop Culture Characters
The Hello Kitty Knife Set by Raffeale Iannello is Brutally Cute
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Wild Weaponry Cufflinks
'Knifelinks' by Cool Material are Sneakily Sharp
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Airplane-Safe Knives
The Klever Kutter For Post 911 Travel
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Serious Multitasking Scissors
The Triple-Bladed Double Scissors Can Cut Two Things at Once
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Badass Defense Blades
Survive the Zombie Apocalypse with the Gerber Gator Machete Pro
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Recycled Firearm Jewelry
Fonderie 47 Destroys Rifles to Create Stunning Accessories
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Suave Silver Blades
Gentleman's Hidden Knife is One Sweet Sophisticated Weaponry
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Black Ceramic Blades
Slice and Dice in the Kitchen with the Edge of Belgravia Knives
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Hybrid Samurai Blades
Katana Machete Revamps a Classic Weapon & Makes it Deadlier
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Ergonomic Utility Blades
'iSlice Slice Box Cutter' Offers a Sleek Alternative to Exacto Knives
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Weaponized Classical Instruments
Maskull Lasserre's Six Shot Six String Combines With a Shotgun
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Prepackaged Box Blades
The Box Cutter Box is a Warehouse Worker's Dream Come True
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Magnetic Wilderness Blades
SL1 Knife is the Essential Survival Gear for Adventurers
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Retro Weapon Top Poppers
The Switch Pop Bottle Opener is a Switchblade for Party Animals
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Light-Beaming Daggers
The SOG Bladelight Knife is Handy in the Darkest Places
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Transformer Scissors
Scalable Scissors Have Retractable Blades for Different Surfaces
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Injury-Inducing Engagement Rings
Kate Bauman Designs a Romantic Weapon
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Seductive Blade Mancessories
These Knife Cufflinks Will Keep You on the Cutting-Edge of Fashion
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Weaponized Food Utensils
Jeff Pinard's Battle-Ready Cutlery Concept are Fit for Klingons
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Deluxe Disposable Razors
The $1,600 TwinLuxe Shaving Set for Your $2 Gillette
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Murderous Blade Blocks
The Five Finger Fillet Steak Knife Set is Inspired by the Risky Game
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Sharply Rolling Kitchen Tools
The Microplane Meat Tenderizer Lets You Prep Your Meal with Ease
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Luminous Zombie Bashers
Glowbar Glimmers in the Dark for Better Visibility and Defense
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Bladed Hanger Art
Based on a True Story by Grain is a Weaponized Closet Accessory
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Fashionable Axes
Blades Become Artful Decor, Let You Get a Handle on Chopping
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Serrated Military Diggers
The Gerber E-Tool Folding Shovel is Built for Tough Grounds
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Multitasking Cutters
The 'Precision Cut Multi Use Scissors' Puts One-Trick Scissors to Shame
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Weaponized Wax Holders
ThinkGeek's Lightsaber Candlesticks Bring the Force to Your Table
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Precision Pizza Cutters
Make the Perfect Cut Every Time With the Equalizer Multi-Blade Rocker
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Defensive Holiday Weaponry
Santa Slays the Naughty with Candy Cane Weapons of the North Pole
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Spinning Blade Blocks
The Wusthof Rotating Knife Stand Swivels for Convenient Cutter Access
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Swiss Army Scissors
Fiskars Cuts+More Features a Bottle Opener and Knife
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Badass Brass Knuckle Java Holders
The Melee Mug is Tough as Nails
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Finger Scissors
These Fingertip Blades Turn You Into Edward Scissorhands
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Semicircle Bakery Blades
Arun Paul's Cake Knife Cuts Perfect Pieces Every Time
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Glowing European Multi-Tools
The Stay-Glo Swiss Army Knife is Ideal for Nighttime Emergencies
Related Ideas
DIY Bread Designs
The 'Kotaku' Hello Kitty Toast is Shaped Out of Foil
27 Deadly Devices
From Homemade Handguns to Midas Touch Artillery
Pink-Hued Fantasy Paintings
Kindra T. Haugen Injects a Rosy Shade Into Her Surreal Illustrations
Superheroic Mancessories
These Iron Man Cufflinks are Comic Book-Inspired
69 Cutting-Edge Knives
From Professional Protective Kits to Bladed Writing Utensils
14 Badass Wilderness Weapons
From Undead Military Blades to Sharp Survival Gear
14 Multifunctional Ninja Weapons
From Ninja Star Thumbtacks to Nunchuck Pen Caps
DIY Fire-Breathing Handguns
Learn to Make the Badass Inferno Pistol Flamethrower
Cutting-Edge Compact Ovens
The Electrolux Cooik Practically Prepares Supper for You
Ad Executive Accessories
The Draper Series by Saucier Jewelry is Suited for a Gentleman
Provocative Pistol Photography
'Sons with Guns ' by Hans Proppe Portrays a Shocking Message
Mythological Trio Photography
John Wright's 'The Three Graces' Series is Mystical
Toy-Mimicking Cookies (UPDATE)
The Oreo 100th Birthday Ad Campaign Celebrates Historical Events
Chaotic Paper Sculptures
The Prisoners of Conscience Exhibit is Inspired by Mikhail Khodorkovsky
Arachnid Six Strings
The Spider Electric Guitars by Olaf Diegel are Wicked
Featherlight Pocket Blades
The Baladeo 34 Grams Knife is Weightless
Toy Brick Gamer Guns
The LEGO Halo Sniper Rifle is a Geeky Masterpiece
Sugary Pop Culture Mashups
The Hello Kitty x Avengers Cupcakes are Daring and Cutesy
Fantastical Women Artwork
Tobias Kwan Illustrates Macabre Beauties
Undead Defense Hackers (UPDATE)
Gerber Apocalypse Gear Gets You Ready for the Zombie Invasion
Repurposed Weapon Accessories
Fonderie 47's Jewelry is Made Out of AK-47 Rifle Parts
Earthy Prismatic Artwork
Kiel Mead Turns Ordinary Driftwood into Stunning Decor for Your Home
Zombie-Fighting Assault Rifles
The Doublestar Zombie-X AK-47 Will Have You Ready for Battle
Vegetable Orchestra Instruments
Nan Weidong and Nan Weiping Present Food for the Ears
Geographical Alcohol Ads
The Corona Extra Drink Responsibly Campaign Depicts Boozers' Boundaries
Twisted Blade Knives
The 'Jagdkommando Integral Tri-Dagger' is Controversial
Deadly Lightweight Knives
The Escort Carbon Fiber Dagger Bundle is Meant for Self-Defence
Zombie Melee Hackers
Battle the Undead with the Badass Louisville Decapitron
Swiss Army Silverware
This Cutlery Set Has a Drawer's Worth of Utensils to Fit Inside Your Pocket
Celebratory Survivor Ads
The Embassy of Israel in Argentina Campaign is Against Terrorism
Hunky Vigilante Editorials
'The New Transformers' Shoot by Sam Scott Schiavo is Warrior-Inspired
Morbid Crochet Cartoon Characters
Patricia Waller Presents Pop Figures in a Disturbing Light
Upscale Feline Airports
The Eva Airlines Hello Kitty Line Merges Travel With a Fictional Character
Rapper Tack Renderings
The Andre Woolery Push Pin Art is Prickly Portraiture
Rambunctious Game Renderings
Ben Camberos Draws Popular Characters with Energy and Spunk
Divvied Dessert Clocks
The Pie Timer by DesignWright Displays a Slice to Signify Cooking Time
Trade-Enabling Fashion
'Edun' by Ali Hewson Helps Support Manufacturing in Africa
Alcoholic Mixer Depictions
'Lunchbreath' is the Ultimate Bartender for Making Drinks
Diet-Friendly Fridges
The New Smart ThinQ Fridge Debuted at CES 2012
Survival Garden Weaponry
The Crovel Extreme Shovel Was Built for More than Just the Backyard
Beverage-Popping Weaponry
The 'Bust a Bottlecap' Opener Tops off Drinks Dangerously
Safari Swiss Army Knives
The Animal Pocket Knife is Better Suited to Play than Protection
Accordion Storage Ads
The Nissan Tiida Expandable Trunk Campaign Can Accommodate Large Containers
Stabbed Pop Culture Characters
The Hello Kitty Knife Set by Raffeale Iannello is Brutally Cute
Undulating Blade Racks
The Del Ben Essentium Knife Block is Sharp Enough to Warp Wood
Tear-Inducing Auto Ads
The Chevrolet Drive Carefully Campaign Shows "Speed Can Make People Suffer"
Explosive Suit Accessories
These 'PeaceBOMB' Cufflinks Will Blow You Away
Road-Reporting Apps
The iPhone Pothole Season App Campaign Helps People Avoid Messes
Glamorous Feline Organizers
The Hello Kitty Jewelry Earphone Holder Helps Keep Wires in Place
Drinking Game Packaging
Pong Beer is Made Specifically for College Kid Champions
African Weapon Artwork
The Fear.Less Exhibit Examines Violence by Law Enforcement and Criminals
Unwelcoming Womanhood Ads
The Kirira Foundation Campaign Depicts Women as Stony Statues
Hilarious Halitosis Ads
The 'No One Follows Bad Breath' Campaign Illustrates Through Laughter
Social Media Mancessories
Show Your Appreciation Offline With a Pair of Facebook Cufflinks
Survivalist Jewelry Designs
The Flint and Steel Bracelet is Ideal for 'Man VS. Wild' Fashionistas
Cylindrical Survival Packs
Mossberg Just-In-Case Kit Provides the Essentials for Staying Alive
Modular Cooking Tools
Take It by Enrico Azzimonti Works Together to Perform Multiple Tasks
Profane Beer Commercials
YouTube User RoboJules Creats a Vulgar Pabst Blue Ribbon Ad
Badass Defense Blades
Survive the Zombie Apocalypse with the Gerber Gator Machete Pro
Suave Silver Blades
Gentleman's Hidden Knife is One Sweet Sophisticated Weaponry
Adaptable Pouch Racks
The Paper-Bag Hanger Transforms to Suspend the Clothes it Once Carried
Adorable Alcoholic Cakes
These Beer Cupcakes are Tasty and Tipsy
Hybrid Samurai Blades
Katana Machete Revamps a Classic Weapon & Makes it Deadlier
Magnetic Wilderness Blades
SL1 Knife is the Essential Survival Gear for Adventurers
Elegant Espalier Racks
The Willow Coat Hanger is a Trellish Designed for Interior Organization
Meaty Mancessories
The Steak Cufflinks Will Make Your Wrists Look Raw
Transforming Metallic Mancessories
Fonderie 47 Cufflinks Stylize Gentlemen in Two Ways
Light-Beaming Daggers
The SOG Bladelight Knife is Handy in the Darkest Places
House-Shaped Dish Racks
Veronika Paluchova Offers a Playful Way to Keep Your Kitchen Organized
Sizable Public Stabbings
'The Knife' by Maria Lujan and Wolfgang Krug Looks like It Hurts
Seductive Blade Mancessories
These Knife Cufflinks Will Keep You on the Cutting-Edge of Fashion
Kiddy Chain Guns
The AirZone Punisher Gatling Blaster Launches Darts at Rapid Fire Speed
Booze-Counting Openers
The Beer Tracker Bottle Opener Lets You Know When to Slow Down
Snowball Siege Weapons
The Crossbow Snow Launcher Will Let You Rule Every Park and Playground
Taped-Up Amnesty Ads
The Red Cross Lebanon Campaign Places Humanitarians Closer to Victims
Mythical Video Game Instruments
STL Ocarina Allows You to Get in Touch With Your Inner Zelda
Destructive Edible Weapons
The Series 'Soft Guerilla' by Kyle Bean is a Fresh Take On Corruption
Chromatic Gradient Cups
The 'Le Creuset' Stoneware Mug has a French Flair
Turntable Sketching Machines
The Howsare 'Drawing Apparatus' is a Musical Drawing Instrument
Purposefully Random Artwork
Melissa Manfull Illustrates Fluid and Organic Structures
Surreal Bat Artwork
Vincent Kohler Creates Baseball that Spark the Imagination
Sweet Confection Axes
Play the Cup Cake Guitar with Tasty Emotion
Plank-Stabbing Kitchen Racks
The Angry Chef Towel Stand Decks Cooking Spaces Out Dangerously
Realistic Gaming Rifles
The CTA Digital U.S. Army Line Gives the Feel of Warfare in Video Games
Floating Raven Hooks
The Bird Hanger 'Krummi' Takes Storage to a New Level
Wound Wire Dishes
The Block Design Wire Fruit Bowl is Configured from a Single Coil
Super Hero Street Racers
The Hammacher Schlemmer 'Motorized Wheelrider' Should Fight Crime
Smart Carafe Lids
The Pil Bredaha Water Jug Opens and Closes Automatically
Plain Household Paintings
Ryan Stewart Nault Illustrates Everyday Objects in a Minimalist Ma
Metaphorical Measuring Tools
Solveigarson's 'I Could Eat a Horse' Pasta Holder is Hilarious
Changing Consumption Practices
Goodsumption Highlights Ethical Products Around the Globe
Handheld Candy Canons
The Double Barrel Marshmallow Shooter Packs Some Serious Sweet
Stone Fruit Instruments
The Avocado Ukulele Will Put a Song in a Food Lover's Heart
Canned Cartoon Lagers
Duff Beer Brings the Booze of Choice from Springfield to the Home
Child-Safety Slicers
Teach Your Young One to Cook Easily with the Curious Chef Knives
Optimus Prime Instruments
The Autobot Transformer Ukelele Pumps Out Cybertron-Approved Tunes
Swiss Army Scoopers
Gamago Swiss Measuring Spoons Are the Baker's Equivalent Pocket Knife
Dual Blade Measures
The Combination Knife & Precision Rule is a Dangerously Stylish Hybrid Piece
Illuminating Knife Blocks
These Nicholas Blackburn Designs Light Dark Kitchens
Hybrid Laser Toys
The Lazertag System 2PK by Hasbro Brings Fun to the Office
Brit Fashion Axes
Paul Smith x Vintage Guitars is a High Fashion Anthem-Rocking Instrument
Booze-Carrying Kitchen Gear
Butcher Apron with Flask Pocket Keeps a Brewskie Nearby
Glowing European Multi-Tools
The Stay-Glo Swiss Army Knife is Ideal for Nighttime Emergencies
Battle Bot Instruments
The Roc 'em Soc 'em Ukulele Brings Music to an Old-School Toy
Battle-Ready Cushions
Bryan Ku Gets You Ready for an Epic Pillow Fight