Humans have proven themselves apt at attacking one another in the past, and the modern world builds on these concepts as evidenced by these wacky weapons. Whether you like them for the novelty, or you have more devious aims, these dangerous inventions are the most stylish way to raise your attack power.
Repurposing everyday objects like musical instruments and turning them into killer weapons is an inventive way to catch consumers’ eyes. It also works the other way around—taking everyday objects and adding weapon parts to them can make them a supremely stylish conversation piece to show to all your man friends.
For good or evil, humans have an undeniable interest in danger and power, and these wacky weapons play to those primal desires.
56 Wacky Weapons
From Injury-Inducing Engagement Rings to Weaponized Classical Instruments:
Trenton Millar — Jul 12, 2012 — Unique
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Undead Military Blades
Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives Prepares You to Kick Ass in the Apocalypse
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Featherlight Pocket Blades
The Baladeo 34 Grams Knife is Weightless
54
Fantastical Sword Swingers
Katrina Lin Renders Fighters with Katanas and Other Sharp Weapons
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Phallic Weapon Ads
The Lovestore Make Love, Not War Campaign is Destructively Sensual
52
Undead Defense Hackers (UPDATE)
Gerber Apocalypse Gear Gets You Ready for the Zombie Invasion
51
Candy-Colored Killing Machines
Twelve Four Haus Paints AK47 Automatic Rifles in Pastels
50
Compact Camouflaged Guns
The Henry U.S. Survival Ar-7 Rifle is Easy to Carry And Use
49
Twisted Blade Knives
The 'Jagdkommando Integral Tri-Dagger' is Controversial
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Deadly Lightweight Knives
The Escort Carbon Fiber Dagger Bundle is Meant for Self-Defence
47
DIY Beer Weapons
Making Canchucks is the Best Way to Recycle
46
High-Culture Cutters
These Ai Iijima Scissors Take the Shearing Tool to New Artistic Heights
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Razor Jewelry
Stunning ‘Swarovski Touch' Has Crystal Blades to Keep You Smooth
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Badass Black Blades
The Stelton Pure Black Knives Seem Made for Ninja Cooks
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Razor-Sharp Men's Jewelry
The Eddie Borgo Spring Summer 2011 Line in on the Cutting Edge
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Personalized Multi-Tools (UPDATE)
The Switch Pocketknife Can Switch Accessories on a Whim
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Badass Wilderness Blades
Bear Grylls Ultimate Survival Knife Assists in Desperate Situations
40
Weaponized Baseball Bats
Threat: Objects for Defense and Protection is Artistically Safe
39
Beverage-Popping Weaponry
The 'Bust a Bottlecap' Opener Tops off Drinks Dangerously
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Badass Warrior Blades
Michael Craughwell Creates Giant Replica Swords
37
Safari Swiss Army Knives
The Animal Pocket Knife is Better Suited to Play than Protection
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Stabbed Pop Culture Characters
The Hello Kitty Knife Set by Raffeale Iannello is Brutally Cute
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Wild Weaponry Cufflinks
'Knifelinks' by Cool Material are Sneakily Sharp
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Airplane-Safe Knives
The Klever Kutter For Post 911 Travel
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Serious Multitasking Scissors
The Triple-Bladed Double Scissors Can Cut Two Things at Once
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Badass Defense Blades
Survive the Zombie Apocalypse with the Gerber Gator Machete Pro
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Recycled Firearm Jewelry
Fonderie 47 Destroys Rifles to Create Stunning Accessories
30
Suave Silver Blades
Gentleman's Hidden Knife is One Sweet Sophisticated Weaponry
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Black Ceramic Blades
Slice and Dice in the Kitchen with the Edge of Belgravia Knives
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Hybrid Samurai Blades
Katana Machete Revamps a Classic Weapon & Makes it Deadlier
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Ergonomic Utility Blades
'iSlice Slice Box Cutter' Offers a Sleek Alternative to Exacto Knives
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Weaponized Classical Instruments
Maskull Lasserre's Six Shot Six String Combines With a Shotgun
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Prepackaged Box Blades
The Box Cutter Box is a Warehouse Worker's Dream Come True
24
Magnetic Wilderness Blades
SL1 Knife is the Essential Survival Gear for Adventurers
23
Retro Weapon Top Poppers
The Switch Pop Bottle Opener is a Switchblade for Party Animals
22
Light-Beaming Daggers
The SOG Bladelight Knife is Handy in the Darkest Places
21
Transformer Scissors
Scalable Scissors Have Retractable Blades for Different Surfaces
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Injury-Inducing Engagement Rings
Kate Bauman Designs a Romantic Weapon
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Seductive Blade Mancessories
These Knife Cufflinks Will Keep You on the Cutting-Edge of Fashion
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Weaponized Food Utensils
Jeff Pinard's Battle-Ready Cutlery Concept are Fit for Klingons
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Deluxe Disposable Razors
The $1,600 TwinLuxe Shaving Set for Your $2 Gillette
16
Murderous Blade Blocks
The Five Finger Fillet Steak Knife Set is Inspired by the Risky Game
15
Sharply Rolling Kitchen Tools
The Microplane Meat Tenderizer Lets You Prep Your Meal with Ease
14
Luminous Zombie Bashers
Glowbar Glimmers in the Dark for Better Visibility and Defense
13
Bladed Hanger Art
Based on a True Story by Grain is a Weaponized Closet Accessory
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Fashionable Axes
Blades Become Artful Decor, Let You Get a Handle on Chopping
11
Serrated Military Diggers
The Gerber E-Tool Folding Shovel is Built for Tough Grounds
10
Multitasking Cutters
The 'Precision Cut Multi Use Scissors' Puts One-Trick Scissors to Shame
9
Weaponized Wax Holders
ThinkGeek's Lightsaber Candlesticks Bring the Force to Your Table
8
Precision Pizza Cutters
Make the Perfect Cut Every Time With the Equalizer Multi-Blade Rocker
7
Defensive Holiday Weaponry
Santa Slays the Naughty with Candy Cane Weapons of the North Pole
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Spinning Blade Blocks
The Wusthof Rotating Knife Stand Swivels for Convenient Cutter Access
5
Swiss Army Scissors
Fiskars Cuts+More Features a Bottle Opener and Knife
4
Badass Brass Knuckle Java Holders
The Melee Mug is Tough as Nails
3
Finger Scissors
These Fingertip Blades Turn You Into Edward Scissorhands
2
Semicircle Bakery Blades
Arun Paul's Cake Knife Cuts Perfect Pieces Every Time
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Glowing European Multi-Tools
The Stay-Glo Swiss Army Knife is Ideal for Nighttime Emergencies
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Inbetween Umbrella Stand Soaks Rain & Elevates a Mundane Moment
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Zaku's Akatsuki Set is Elegant and Performance-Driven
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Talons are World's First Designer Nails Engineered for Men
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TOm Wood and Kozue Akimoto Join Forces on the Chiyu Capsule
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