The Styrofoam Turntable Can't Be Mixed in the Microwave

If I ever want to be a DJ Hero, I'm going to need a Styrofoam Turntable. I imagine the learning curve for DJ-ing is fairly steep, which is why I'll need all the unbreakable turntables I can get. I get frustrated easily.

I may have to wait awhile to get my hands on all this foamy goodness though. Unfortunately, the Styrofoam Turntable from Teenage Engineering is still a prototype. I guess I'll just have to put my dreams on hold for a while.