If you love the added goodness salty swine meat brings to your life but could do without the guilt of calories or have an animal-loving conscious, the completely inedible bacon products will peak your porky interests.
Bacon, the delicious strips that have been the breakfast sidekick for centuries, are now being turned into wacky products that don't require the meat to be consumed whatsoever. There are innovations that give off the slightest whiff of meaty allure, like homemade hog candles or the appetizing alarms that wake you up with sizzling sounds and smell of bacon cooking in the morning. Then there are the porky accessories that include bacon shoes, cufflinks, watches and smartphone covers.
So if you can't stomach actually eating the succulent strips for whatever reasons, pig out on purchasing completely inedible bacon products instead!
60 Inedible Bacon Products
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Appetizing Alarms
The Wake n' Bacon Alarm Clock Wakes You up with Fresh Bacon
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Bacon Tattoos
Man Shares Love for Bacon with the World
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Bacon Shoes
Keds Makes a Mouthwatering Pair of Breakfast Kicks
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Porky Fashion Accessories
The 'Meat-cessory' Collection Makes Being a Carnivore Fashionable
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Bacon Soap
How to Make Your Own
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Periodic Pillows
Yellow Bug Boutique Creates Witty Couch Accents
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Greasy Undergarments
Bacon Bras
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Equine Bacon Sculptures
The Meat Horse by AuTopsyTurvy Might Make You Turn Vegan
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Scented Suits
Bacon Tuxedo
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Bacon Accessories
8 Inedible Obsessions
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Delicious Porky Bouquets
These Bacon Roses are the Perfect Valentine's Day Gift for Your Man
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The Caroline Collection Cufflinks
From Bacon and Eggs to Corkscrews and Beer
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Bacon Candles
SweetSoaps.com Candle Crackles and Smells like the Real Thing
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Cuisine Phone Sleeves
The iPhone 4 Food Cases Look Real Enough to Eat
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Breakfast-Loving Winter Wear
Bacon and Eggs Scarf and Gloves Will Whet Your Winter Appetite
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Meaty iPhone Sleeves
The iPhone Bacon Case Provides Mouth-Watering Protection
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Bacon Breakfast Clocks
The Bakon Alram Clock Wakes You Up to a Smokey Scent
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Delicious Tablet Holders
The iPad Bacon Case Adds Some Grease to Your Gadgets
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Crispy Star Wars Recreations
The Bacon AT-AT is Darth Vader's Dream Breakfast
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Pork-Loving Charts
The ‘America's Favorite Bacon Dishes' Infographic is Surprisi
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Blunt Weight Loss Messages
‘Excess Baggage' Ads Encourage Fatties to Live Healthfully
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Interactive Online Tomfoolery
Make Any Website Totally Porked at Bacolicio.us
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Meaty Fragrances
The Fargginay Bacon Perfume Gives You a Smokey Scrumptious Scent
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Artery-Clogging Cups
The Bacon Mug is a Heart Attack Waiting to Happen
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Tasty Pork Puffers
The BaconAir Allows You to Inhale Bacon
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Meaty Oral Hygiene
Start Off the Morning Right With Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste
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DIY Voodoo Doll Substitutes
Focus Your Peeves With 'Bacon of Hate' Project from Anti Craft
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Swine Strummers
The 'Bacon Love Blues' Guitar Tutorial is Not for Vegetarians
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Dishes Made of Pork
Bacon Cups and Bowls
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Bacon-Inspired Bath Bars
This Hamburger Soap is Topped with All the Fixings to Get You Clean
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Porky Lighting
The Bacon Lamp is a Meat-Lover's Dream
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Greasy Soap
Bacon Flu Soap Reminds you to Wash Away Germs
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Food-Inspired Seating
The Fossil Chaise Lounge by Atelier Van Lieshout
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Meaty Cut Covers
These Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages Help Cure Minor Chops
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Porky Post-Impressionism
Van Gogh for Breakfast Recreates a Painted Masterpiece in Meat
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Smokey Swine Soaps
ThinkGeek Bacon Soap Won't Make You Feel Greasy Post-Shower
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Bacon Flavoured Rolling Paper
Juicy Jay Lets You Satisfy Greasy Breakfast Food Cravings With Smoke
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Bacon Balm
J&D Makes Your Kisses Memorable With Breakfast-Flavored Gloss
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Swine-Infused Scents
The Bacon Cologne is Uses the Essence of Pork
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Bacon-Flavored Toothpicks
Piggy Breath in Retro Tins
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Life-Sized Pork Piglets
The Pig Project Shows How Pigs are Born into This World to be Eaten
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Tasty Manicures
The Bacon Nails are an Epicurean Fashion Statement
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Bacon Sunglasses
DQM & Oakley Frogskin Make 50 Pairs of the Pork Shades
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Bacon Bandages
Sexy and Delicious
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Pork-Loving Lights
The Love Me Some BACON LAMP is a Mouth-Watering Illuminator
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Cured Meat Fanatics
San Fransisco's Bacon Camp Is All About The Love of Pork
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Breakfast Body Washes
This Bacon Soap is Guaranteed to Keep You Awake in the Mornings
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Meaty Breakfast Scarves
Wear the Bacon and Eggs Scarf for Cuisine Couture
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Pork-Flavored Dental Hygiene
The Bacon Floss
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Bacon-Flavored Envelopes
Mmmvelopes from J & D's Make Snail Mail Delicious
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Meaty Neck Warmers
The Bacon Scarf is a Crispy Piece of Clothing
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Porky Celeb Portraits
The Bacon Kevin Bacon Statue Will Raise Money for Charity
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Cured Pork Tree Trimmers
The Delectable Bacon Christmas Ornaments Makes the Holidays Yummy
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Porky Serving Platters
The Bacon Platter is the Best Way to Serve Breakfast
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Bizarre Anonymous Videos
The Bacon Man
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Porktastic Paintings
This Bacon Starry Night is a Culinary Carnivorous Creation
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Homemade Hog Candles
Aunt Sadie's Sizzling Bacon Candle Comes from Her Kitchen and Heart
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Crispy Fridge Accessories
Bacon Slice Magnets are Not Porky the Pig-Approved
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Porky Accessories
The Bacon Watch Ensures You Always Know When It's Breakfast Time
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Smokey Swine Snail Mail
The MMMMvelopes Are a Bacon-Flavored Treat
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Meat Sweats Boasts Three Signature Spritzes for Grilled and Smoked Meats
Low-Calorie Non-Alcoholic Brews
Partake Brewing's Alternative Brews Challenge Industry Norkms
Wrapperless Snack Bars
One Good Thing Packages Its Products in an Edible, All-Natural Film
Tech-Fueled Alt Meats
Motif FoodWorks' Innovations Mimic Taste and Texture of Animal Meat
Edible Clog Charms
Pop-Tarts Croc-Tarts Come with Candy Jibbitz for Decorating Pastries
Pretzel Bacon Burgers
Wendy's Debuts the New Pretzel Baconator Burger at Participating Locations
Tofu-Inspired Fragrances
Pacifica Beauty's Baked Tofu Scent Brings Awareness to Mindful Choices
Edible Butter Candles
Papa Johns Created the Garlic Butter Candle for National Garlic Day
Edible Snack Skins
Foodberry Creates Edible, Plant-Based Coatings Inspired by Fruit Skins & Peels
Canned Meat Snack Bites
SPAM Cheesy Bites Can Be Found in the Frozen Aisle
Upcycled Dried Fruit Snacks
The Ugly Company Boats Healthy Recipes That Curb Food Waste, as Well
Food-Inspired Branded Streetwear
The New Spam Clothing Line Highlights the Iconic Umami Flavor
Sweet Potato Jerky Snacks
Theo's Plant-Based Debuted a New Snack at Expo West
Savory Breakfast Bites
Amylu's Breakast Bites are Free from Gluten, Nitrates and Nitrites
Upcycled Bacon Jams
TBJ Gourmet's Bacon Jam is Sweet with Smoky or Peppery Flavors
Dog-Friendly Holiday Kits
The Beggin' Pawliday Cheer Kit Invites Pets to Join the Holiday Cheer
Cheeseburger-Inspired Breakfast Sandwiches
The Wendy's Sausage Bacon Deluxe Has a Hybrid Format
Gut-Friendly Candy Products
Savvy Sweets Comes in Four Delicious and Familiar Varieties
Swine-Centric Cooling Pads
These Pads Proactively Reduce Body Temperature Of Barn-Dwelling Hogs
Edible Savory Sprays
The Tofurky Gravy Spray is a Multitasking Fragrance
Savory Bacon-Infused Shakes
The Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Shake is Nutty and Meaty
Plant-Based Grilled Meats
Kraft Heinz Launches Plant-Based Hot Dogs and Sausages with NotCo
Veggie-Forward Handheld Snacks
MingsBings Now Come in Four Meat-Filled Options
Smoked Old Fashioned Kits
Whistlepig Whiskey Boasts a Speciality Kit for Whisky Enthusiasts
Vegan Foie Gras
This Plant-Based Foie Gras is Meat-Free and Guilt-Free
Savory Snacking Pastries
These New Ginsters Products Come in Two Tasty Varieties
Innovative Plant-Based Food Brands
Black Sheep Foods Adds More Flavor to the Plant-Based Diet
No-Nonsense Snack Puffs
FFups Makes "Not Healthy Tasty Tubes"
Bourbon-Specific Snacks
The Sweetery's Bourbon Buddies Enhance the Drinking Experience
Candied Bacon QSR Menus
Hardee's Candied Bacon Can Be Enjoyed in Three Ways
Plant-Based Hard-Boiled Eggs
Wunder Eggs are Free From Cholesterol & Made Without Chickens
High-Quality Pork Product Lines
Tender Belly Embraces a Passion for Exceptional Taste and Quality
Cheesy Breakfast Sausages
Seemore's Cheesy Breakfast Hash is a Meal in a Sausage
Hardcourt Smoked Bacon
This Hormel Black Label Bacon Was Smoked with Tournament Court Floors
Band-Backed Non-Alcoholic Beers
Kittie and We Are PIGS Launch the New KittiePIG Non-Alcoholic Beer
Bacon-Topped Cinnamon Buns
Schlotzsky’s Bacon Bon Has a Sweet, Savory Flavor
Food-Themed Candy Products
The Kraft Heinz Gummy Snack Pack is Fruit-Flavored
Free Bacon Sandwich Additions
Culver's is Giving Away Free Bacon Adds to Celebrate its New Bacon
Versatile Meat Alternatives
These Better Balance Meat Alternatives Come in Five Varieties
Extra-Meaty Restaurant Burgers
Applebee's Whole Lotta Bacon Burger is Packed with Meat
Grillable Cheese Sausages
Cheese Bangers are Made for the Frying Pan, Oven & Grill
Bacon-Garnished Chocolate Shakes
Hat Creek is Offering a Sweet and Savoury New Nutella Bacon Shake
Convenient Scrambled Egg Kits
Just Crack an Egg's Protein Packed Scramble is Ready in 2 Minutes
Sweet Maple Bacon Cookies
Crumbl is Serving Up a New Maple Bacon Cookie This Week
Flavored Vegan Crisps
Walkers Launches a Collection of New Vegan Crisps in Three Flavors
Artisanal Plant-Based Sausages
These New Tofurky Sausages Come in Two Flavors
Savory Condiment Lip Glosses
Filipinta Beauty Makes Beauty Products Inspired by Pantry Staples
Heart-Healthy Hot Dogs
The Impossible Hot Dog is Plant-Based and Cholesterol-Free
Spoilage-Spotting Food Sensors
This Sensor Lets You Know When Your Meat Or Chicken Is Going Bad
Nutritious Organ Meat Snacks
Ancestral Beef Blend Meat Sticks Come in Two Flavors
Cider-Flavored Bacon Strips
Hormel Black Label Apple Cider Bacon Shares the Flavors of Fall
Mini BBQ-Flavored Meat Snacks
Peperami BBQ Lunchbox Minis Respond to Consumer Demand
Cell-Cultured Sausage Investments
Clever Carnivore Raised $7 Million to Invest in Cultivated Pork
Celebratory Bacon Cakes
Wright Brand is Marking 100 Years with a Limited-Edition Bacon Cake
Steakhouse-Inspired Cheese Burgers
Whataburger Just Unveiled Its New Bacon Steakhouse Double
Savory BBQ Sundaes
Smokey Bones Serves Savory Sundaes with Brisket and Barbecue Pork
Uncured Canadian Bacons
Godshall's Unveils its Juicy Uncured Canadian Turkey Bacon at Sam's Club
Snackable Pancake Bites
Belgian Boys' Bite-Sized Pancakes are a Sweet, Anytime Treat
Fried Pork Product Patties
Spam Southern Fried Fritters are Ready to Eat in 20-Minutes or Less
Bacon-Horseradish Gins
Whitley Neill Smoky Bacon & Horseradish Gin is a Savory Gin Spirit
Gut-Friendly Snack Chips
These New Boundless Chips Come in Two Flavors
Chef-Approved Plant-Based Meats
These Redefine Meat Products are Arriving in the European Market
Festively Flavored Snack Chips
These Walkers Crisps Flavors are Arriving for the Holidays
Maple-Flavored Tin Meats
SPAM® Maple Flavored is Both Sweet and Savory for Waffle Dishes and More
Pickle-Flavored Candy Floss
There's Pickle Cotton Candy at the CNE 2023
Ready-to-Cook Frozen Meat Products
The Aunt Bessie’s Frozen Meat Joints Come in Five Options
Bottomless Appetizer Restaurants
Aldi Opened the UK's First Bottomless Pigs in Blankets Restaurant
Shareable Appetizer Buckets
Subway Debuted Pigs in Blankets Sharing Bucket for the Holidays
Protein-Packed Charcuterie Bites
Air Meats Chorizo is Half Chorizo, Half Nuts and Rice
Cheesy Artisan Meat Snacks
These New Country Archer Provisions Products Come in Two Options
Picnic Season Nail Polishes
Sally Hansen Good.Kind.Pure Dessert Charcuterie Collection is Vegan
Better-for-You Cheesy Puffs
CRAVE's Flamin’ Hot Wots’inits Offer an Alternative to Popular Snacks
Meatless Pork Belly Protein
Lypid Unveils the World's First Plant-Based Pork Belly in the U.S.
Thick-Cut Bacon Packages
Daily's Premium Meats Introduces its Thick 'Steak Cut Bacon'
Char-Grilled Pickles
Sideburns by Randy’s Artisanal Pickles are Smoky and Savory
All-Organic Potato Chips
Humble Potato Chips are Packaged in 100% Compostable Bags
Buttery Pork Rind Flavors
Pork King Good Releases the 'Old-Timey Butterscotch Pork Rinds'
Pulled Pork Hot Dogs
Wienerschnitzel Just Added a New Bbq Pulled Pork Dog and Fries
Cheesy Oktoberfest Sausages
Dog Haus' Oktoberwürst Sausage Captures the Essence of Oktoberfest
Southern Recipe Plant-Based Products
The Vegetarian Butcher’s ‘Hentastic’ is Tender and Juicy
Spanish Cuisine Meat Snacks
The Peperami Tapas Range Features Chorizo and Salami
Mexican-Inspired Pork Sausages
Dog Haus Has Just Added New Pork Al Pastor Sausage
Comfort Food Frozen Pies
These New Pukka Pies Come in Three Satisfying Varieties
Antibiotics-Free Pulled Pork
Pickleman’s Gourmet Cafe Now Offers Open Prairie NAE Pulled Pork
Fully Cooked Organic Bacons
Applegate Released Pre-Cooked Antiobiotic-Free QSR Bacon
Ranch-Flavored Bacon Variants
HORMEL® Introduces the BLACK LABEL® Ranch Bacon Brand
Pancake-Based Breakfast Taco
These New Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Pancake Tacos are Sweet and Savory
Ranch Dressing-Flavored Bacons
Hormel Black Label Ranch Bacon Combines Two Iconic Ingredients
Plant-Based Beef Patties
This Launches the New Plant-Based Beef Burgers with High Protein
Bacon Holiday Ads
Oscar Mayer Partners with Mint Mobile for 'A Side of Bacon' Holiday Campaign
Vegan Veggie Sausages
Plant Provisions Offers a Line of Plant-Based Veggie Sausages and Slices
All-Day Cuisine Pie Products
These New Pukka Products are Suited for Enjoying Breakfast to Dinner
Meat-Free Protein Pots
Squeaky Bean's New Protein Pots Contain Tasty Duck and Beef Alternatives
Convenient Sous-vide Meals
Three Little Pigs Sous-Vide Gourmet Meals are Ready in Five-Minutes
Thick-Cut Bacon Breakfasts
Denny's Just Debuted the New Hormel Black Label Bacon Slam
Meat-Free Deli Proteins
Quorn Launches the New Meat-Free Deli Products with Enhanced Flavors
Faux Meat Sausage Rolls
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Miniature Eggless Quiches
Crackd's Vegan Certified Quiches Use Meatless Bacon & Dairy-Free Cheese
Pulled Pork-Topped Cheeseburgers
Sonic's Pulled Pork BBQ Cheeseburger Has a Cherrywood-Smoke Sauce
Barbecue-Themed Candy Products
Kraft Heinz and Frankford Candy Partnered for Halloween Candies
Burger-Inspired Hot Dogs
The Dog Haus Bacon Cheeseburger Sausage Features High-Quality Ingredients
Flavorful Festive Food Products
These Premier Foods Limited-Edition Products Come in Four Options
Authentic BBQ-Themed Food Products
The Tesco Fire Pit Range Offers Great Flavors for Grillers
Vegan-Friendly Sausage Rolls
The Plant-Based Brand Squeaky Bean Just Debuted Vegan Sausage Rolls
Savory-Sweet Seasonal Donuts
McCormick & Dough Doughnuts Collaborated on Holiday Doughnut Bites
Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Smokey Mo’s Just Unveiled New Limited-Edition Pork Belly Burnt Ends
Hearty Bacon-Packed Burgers
Applebee's Launches the New Whole Lotta Bacon Burger
Convenience-Focused Pastry Products
These New Pukka Savory Pastry Products Come in Two Varieties
Flavor-Infused Grill Wipes
Grillicious' Grill and Pan Wipes Combine Cooking Oil & Natural Flavors
Homestyle Fried Chicken Entrees
Cracker Barrel Just Debuted Cheesy Bacon Homestyle Fried Chicken
Pulled Pork Parfaits
Smokey Bones is Turning Brunch on Its Head with Its New Pulled Pork Sundae
Bun-Length Turkey Sausages
Butterball Released Its New Bun-Length Hearty Turkey Sausage Links
Meaty Pork Snack Lines
Chao Sua Snacks Launches the New 'Pork Crunchy' Protein-Packed Snack
High-Quality British Pork Appetizers
The Jolly Hog Pigs in Blankets Come in Two Varieties
Limited-Edition Pulled Pork Sandwiches
The Erbert & Gerbert’s Porkwich is Crunchy and Satisfying
Gourmet Charcuterie Meat Snacks
These Schaller & Weber Salami Sticks are Ready to Enjoy
Meat-Free Pepperoni Products
Before the Butcher Plant-Based Pepperoni is Made with Pea Protein
German Bratwurst Collections
Tindle Foods Introduces the New Tindle Bratwurst Product Line
Bacon-Topped Peanut Butter Burgers
The Peanut Butter Bacon SuperSonic Double Cheeseburger is Nutty
Naturally Smoked Plant-Based Sausages
Vegami's Plant-Based Salami Celebrates Simple Veggies
Convenient Ready-to-Eat Pork Products
These New Pork Farms Products Come in Four Varieties
Meat-Free White Sausages
This Plant-Powered Bavarian Sausage is Being Released For Oktoberfest
Savory Apple Pork Pies
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Bacon-Packed Tex-Mex Meals
These Taco Bell Bacon Menu Items are Arriving in Canada
Sandwich-Inspired Savory Cocktails
The NY Bodega Sour Uses Bacon-Washed Whiskey & Egg Whites
Heat-and-Eat Protein Egg Bites
Applegate Naturals Frittata Bites Come in Two Varieties
Elevated Libation-Friendly Crisps
Made for Drink Made an Upscaled Version of Cheese & Onion Chips
Meaty Cheese Bread Appetizers
Donatos Cheese Bread Now Comes in Two New Flavors
Expansive Bacon-Themed Menus
Perkins Restaurant & Bakery Just Announced the New Baconfest Lineup
BBQ-Inspired Dog Treats
Barkworthies' New Natural Dog Chews and Treats are Hickory-Smoked
Meaty Plant-Based Ribs
Juicy Marbles Created the World's First Plant-Based Ribs with Edible Bones
Deli-Fresh Dog Treats
Full Moon's Artisanal Sausage Slices Share 100% Human-Grade Proteins
Spanish Charcuterie Bundles
Campo Grande's Spanish Charcuterie Sampler Bundle is Handcrafted
Piquant Plant-Based Chicken Products
These New Impossible Foods Products Come in Three Varieties
Spiced Meat Stick Snacks
These New Chomps Meat Snacks Come in Two Flavors
Keto-Friendly Pork Snacks
Tayto Group Debuts the 'Keto-Friendly' Mr. Porky Crispy Strips Campaign
All-Natural Canadian Bacon Products
The Godshall's Uncured Canadian Turkey Bacon is at Sam's Club
Plant-Based Smoked Bacon
La Vie's Vegan Bacon is Rich in Protein, Taste and Texture