If you've ever wanted to get back at a cheater, I have the perfect cluster for you here. (I'm hoping Sandra Bullock is reading this.) From personalized punching bags and voodoo dolls to belligerent greeting cards, there are plenty of the traditional post-breakup gifts you'd expect to see.
But there are also other ways someone like Sandra Bullock could use to get back at a cheater that are far less expected. How about sending your ex-flame an STD e-card, or sell his or her personal possessions on an auction site?
30 Ways to Get Back at a Cheater
Ideas for Sandra Bullock, Like Belligerent Greeting Cards:
Marissa Brassfield — Apr 11, 2010 — Pop Culture
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Belligerent Greeting Cards
Liliana Krynska's Art Cards Don't Pull Any Punches
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Geeky Apologies
Don't Say 'I'm Sorry,' 'Ctrl Z' is Much Better
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Giving Tumors as Revenge
Katherine Heigl's Emmy Snub Punishment
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Viral Retribution
Upset Exes Document Revenge On Their Cheating Men Online
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Drunken Text Sites
TextsFromLastNight.com Documents Texting Debauchery
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Art for Bad Breakups
Handmade Goods To Inspire Torn Couples Like Chris Brown and Rihanna
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Naughty Net Revenge
Payback Videos for Exes
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Buying Real STDs Online
Revenge Crabs
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Accusatory TV Campaigns
Gossip Girl ‘Name Calling' Ads
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Broken Heart Bling
Breakup Jewelry By Etsy Artists Symbolize Broken Romance
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Voodoo Knife Set
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Custom Voodoo Dolls
Replicate Your Enemies and Exes
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Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry
Sell What You Won't Give Back
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eBay Revenge
Ex-Wife Airs Husbands Dirty Laundry
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Emotional Stress Balls
The Anti-Stress Face-Ball Makes for Therapeutic Fun
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Golddigger Awareness Sites
'Just Don't Wife Her' Protects Rich Men from Greedy Women
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Viral Ex-Host Tweeting
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Artifacts of Ex Lovers Exhibit
Broken Heart Museum
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Calvin Klein Sells Ex-Wife's Jewels
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Peculiar Relationship Penance
Cheating William Taylor Forced to Wear Sign
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Dejected, Dysfunctional & Dumped Love Hearts
Bittersweets
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Virtual Voodoo Dolls
Sprite's 'Brutal Honest Truths' Advertisements Go Viral
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Vengeful Stress Relief
‘Squeeze the Banker' Stress Dolls Crush Financial Pain
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Write An Email To The Future You
Future Me
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Personalized Punching Bags
DIY Youdoo Doll is Perfect for Passive-Aggressive Punishment
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Morbid Lighting
Ji-youn Kim's Hangman Light is Depressing
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STD eCards
Using E-Mail to Break Bad News
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Parental Revenge 2.0
'Oh, C**p, My Parents Joined Facebook' Website Shares Embarrasing Moments
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Virtual Investigators for Ex Lovers
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