I hate Valentines Day, so when I found these sweets, it marginally improved my opinion on the whole fiasco.
From the brilliant Think Geek website are Bittersweets. Exactly like the original love hearts except the messages are much more realistic and true to life. They come in three varieties: Dejected, Dysfunctional, and Dumped.
Some of my favourite phrases include MUTUAL DISGUST, U C MY BLOG, DO MY DISHES, U HAVE A BLOG, RUSSIAN BRIDE with the whole listing on Think Geek.
So there you have it, more Valentines day trends to add to my gloom, and they will keep coming :-)