27 Anti Valentine's Day Gifts

This List Un-Celebrates Valentine's Day with Crude & Sarcastic Gifts

— January 30, 2013 — About
For the single ones out there, anti-Valentine's Day gifts can come as a fun way to mock or find comfort during that couples only holiday.

The creations will take traditional Valentine's confections and products and put a twisted spin on them -- it's almost therapeutic for the unattached.

These gifts have become somewhat of a sensation over recent years with the celebration by cynical and bitter singles becoming almost as big as the actual celebration itself. There is really no other holiday that divides humanity quite like V-Day, which is strange considering it's meant to bring people together.

If you are single and anti-Valentine's Day gifts aren't enough to cheer you up, just remember: all chocolate and candy is really cheap the next day!
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Affair-Granting Campaigns
Affair-Granting Campaigns
Moosejaw Permission Slip Lets You Have a Fling This Valentine's Day
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Undead Love Angels
Undead Love Angels
This Cupid Gift is a Creepy Way to Show Your Love this Valentine’s Day
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Love Day Protest Sites
Love Day Protest Sites
The Occupy Valentine's Day Blog Defies the Commercial Holiday
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Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards
Anti-Valentine’s Day Cards
Courtney Scharf Reveals Her Favorite Holiday-Hating Greeting Card
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Valentine's Day Dishware
Valentine's Day Dishware
The 'Eat Your Heart Out' Plate Will Serve the Perfect Meal
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Anti-Valentine's Day Packages
Anti-Valentine's Day Packages
The Valentine's Day Bummer Basket is for the Broken-Hearted
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Spoof Singles Ads
Spoof Singles Ads
Red Tettemer's iMate 2009 Will Make You Thankful for a Solo V-Day
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Gross Smoker Sweets
Gross Smoker Sweets
The Edible Ashtray and Cigarette Butts Protest V-Day Desserts
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Anti-Valentine's Day Toys
Anti-Valentine's Day Toys
The Black Heart Plush is for Those Realistic Souls
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Organs as Gifts
Organs as Gifts
These Realistic Stuffed Hearts are the Perfect V-Day Gifts
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Unvalentines Jewelry
Unvalentines Jewelry
Dagger and Heart Druzy Pendant by Druizgjg is Dark & Sparkly
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Heart-Wrenching Tees
Heart-Wrenching Tees
'I Love Realism' Shirt Displays Funny Philosophy
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Romantic Holiday Infographics
Romantic Holiday Infographics
The Clever Valentines Day Rocks Sucks Diagram Breaks Down the Stats
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Dejected, Dysfunctional & Dumped Love Hearts
Dejected, Dysfunctional & Dumped Love Hearts
Bittersweets
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Rage Faces-Inspired Sculptures
Rage Faces-Inspired Sculptures
The Forever Alone Statue Depicts People's Sad Relationship Status
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Romantically Gruesome Plushies
Romantically Gruesome Plushies
Felt Monsters and Eyeballs Make for an Unusual Valentine Gift
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Cat Meme-Tributing Treats
Cat Meme-Tributing Treats
These Grumpy Cat Cookies by Whipped Bake Shop Will Make Sourpusses Smile
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Doghouse-Dodging Greeting Cards
Doghouse-Dodging Greeting Cards
The Egg2Cake Card Line is the Perfect Followup to Your Screw-Up
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Anatomically Correct Valentine Gifts
Anatomically Correct Valentine Gifts
Eat Your Heart Out Gives Literal Gifts for Valentine's
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Angsty Amour Accessories
Angsty Amour Accessories
The Snottub Anti-Valentine's Day Buttons Oppose Mythological Matchmakers
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Inappropriate Romantic Greetings
Inappropriate Romantic Greetings
The 'Horrible Cards' by the Oatmeal are Not for Everyone
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Comical Meme Accessories
Comical Meme Accessories
The Greenmot Jewelry Collection is Quirky and Humorous
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Zombified Teddy Bear Plushies
Zombified Teddy Bear Plushies
These Zombie Teddy Bears by Undead Teds are Terrifying
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Rude Cartoon Romance Cards
Rude Cartoon Romance Cards
'Bad Valentines' By Anna Strain Repels Rather than Attracts
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Blunt Love Notes
Blunt Love Notes
Jeffrey Wright Designs Strange and Funny Valentine's Day Cards
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Sarcastic Holiday Sentiments
Sarcastic Holiday Sentiments
The Snarky Valentine's Day Cards Skip the Sap
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Unwedding Celebrations
Unwedding Celebrations
Divorce Cakes
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