The Snarky Valentine's Day Cards Skip the Sap

 - Feb 4, 2011
References: thinkgeek & thinkgeek
If your sense of humor tends to run a little more sarcastic, then you're going to love these snarky Valentine's Day cards. The recipient of these cards must be someone who appreciates your cheeky attitude towards romance.

The illustrations feature vintage characters accompanied by crass sayings like, "I want to grow old and disgusting with you," "Big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first," and "I could watch TV with you forever." My boyfriend will be getting that last one. Skip the sweet sentiments for your lover this holiday and make them laugh with one of these Snarky Valentine’s Day Cards.