The 2009 edition of Red Tettemer iMate is up and running, and just in time for Valentine’s Day. After viewing these available candidates, you will thank your lucky stars you are single.
My favorites are "June Cleaver seeks Ward for her Beaver," "Must like kids," and "Clearance. Two for the price of one." If you are in the mood for some laughs, then make sure to check out the quirky singles ads at the link below.
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Red Tettemer's iMate 2009 Will Make You Thankful for a Solo V-Day
- By: Vincent SaleraFeb 7, 2009