Helping you get your morning off to an excellent start, novelty retailer Omg International Inc. created an egg mold shaped like a phallus. The humorously shaped egg molds fit in any standard pan so that you can make delicious and exciting eggs. Using the mold, your morning egg creation can help you get your blood pumping.
The phallus-shaped fryer is made of non-stick metal so that you don't have to worry about a misshapen or castrated omelette. To fry up the perfect breakfast, all you have to do is pop two eggs in the mold after placing it in a hot pan. Two conveniently placed circular holders keep your egg yolks in place so that you can have your eggs sunny side up.