28 Putrid Perfumes

From Pee-Scented Perfume to Sushi Cologne

— May 31, 2011 — Unique
Many can relate to indulging in luscious perfume scents on a regular basis, but none quite like these putrid perfumes. From pee-scented perfume to sushi cologne, these fragrances are in a league all their own.

If you’ve ever had the desire to smell like urine, cash, watches, feces, fast food or even crude oil, rest assured there are putrid perfumes out there for you! Why smell like a floral arrangement or majestic musk when you could smell like leather or meat?

There is no better time than to test out some of these putrid perfumes than summer. Granted, smelling like sushi or sausages may not get you the hot summer romance you’ve been looking for, but these smells may attract hungry individuals looking for yummy foods!
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Controversially Cerical Scents
Controversially Cerical Scents
Eau de Couvent is Causing Commotion in the Blogosphere
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State-Smelling Scents
State-Smelling Scents
Baxter of California and Colette Bring You the Smell of California
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Swine-Infused Scents
Swine-Infused Scents
The Bacon Cologne is Uses the Essence of Pork
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'Star Wars' Scents
'Star Wars' Scents
The Lando Eau Cologne is the Ultimate Cosplay Accessory
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Airport-Specific Scents
Airport-Specific Scents
The Scent of Departure Encapsulates a City's Fragrance
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Leather-Scented Perfumes
Leather-Scented Perfumes
The Demeter Riding Crop Cologne Smells Like Animal Hide
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Pee-Scented Perfumes
Pee-Scented Perfumes
Cherry Tree's Eau de Toilet is a Urine-Based Fragrance That Smells Good
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Sausage-Scented Vootives
Sausage-Scented Vootives
Man Cans are Candles Created for Men by a Teenage Entrepreneur
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Deceased Actor Scents
Deceased Actor Scents
This Steve McQueen Cologne Will Make You the King of Cool
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Political Perfumes
Political Perfumes
POTUS 1600 Obama Cologne
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Dead Celebrity Scents
Dead Celebrity Scents
My DNA Fragrance Antiquity Line is Creepy
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Life-Scented Candles
Life-Scented Candles
The Colette X Genevieve Gauckler Candles Smell Like Drugs and Lustful Events
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Sci-Fi Scents
Sci-Fi Scents
"Star Trek" Cologne Lets You Smell Like a Vulcan
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Aromatherapy for Animals
Aromatherapy for Animals
Pepper and Tanky's Dog Perfume Sweetens Pooch Pheromones
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Sushi Cologne
Sushi Cologne
Smell Like Dinner Wherever You Go
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Spray on Crude Oil
Spray on Crude Oil
Cory Ingram's Crude Cologne
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Hotel-Scented Perfumes
Hotel-Scented Perfumes
Smell Like a Ritzy Getaway With 'The Plaza' Fragrance
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Disdainful Fragrances
Disdainful Fragrances
We Love ‘CB I Hate Perfume'
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Foamy Fragrances
Foamy Fragrances
Chaneldrip by Pepe Heykoop Combines Art and Perfume
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Playdoh Cologne
Playdoh Cologne
Plus Fragrances of Chocolate Chip, Laundromat and Glue
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Cash-Scented Perfumes
Cash-Scented Perfumes
'His Money' Cologne Motivates You to Work Harder for Those Bills
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Nature's Cologne
Nature's Cologne
Male Sweat Makes Women Go Mad
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Fecal Fragrances
Fecal Fragrances
Jammie Nicholas Creates Perfume from His Own Poop
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Meaty Fragrances
Meaty Fragrances
The Fargginay Bacon Perfume Gives You a Smokey Scrumptious Scent
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Sanguine Scents
Sanguine Scents
The Blood Concept Creates Perfumes for your Blood Type
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Gothic Scents
Gothic Scents
Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Creates Dark-Sided Perfumes
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Watch-Scented Fragrances
Watch-Scented Fragrances
Nooka Makes Perfume That Smells Like Their Watches
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Fastfood Perfumes
Fastfood Perfumes
The Burger King Flame Lets You Smell Like A Cheeseburger
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