Judging from all of these anti-theft innovations, you'd think the only people on this planet were those with sticky fingers. But while you and I might be honest individuals who would never dream of stealing someone else's phone, bike, car or (gasp!) sandwich, knowing what your options are when it comes to protecting your goods is not paranoid -- it's essential.
A good bike doesn't come cheap (perhaps this is what the thieves tell themselves as well), so you might as well protect it with a wireless bike lock or a tire clamp. And, while you're at it, why not slip on a thief-proof coat and add a bum-recognition seat to your car? Make sure you check out all the anti-theft innovations on this list; they're definitely necessities if you possess things you just don't want others to take.
49 Ways to Thwart Thieves
Anti-Theft Innovations, from Belted Bike Locks to Thief-Proof Coats:
Katherinev123 — Jun 26, 2012 — Tech
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Wall Outlet Safe
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Tire-Clamping Cycle Security
The Head-Lock Bike Lock is an Inventive Anti-Theft Device
47
Anti-Theft Lunch Bags
Fake Mold Sherwood Forlee Plastic Bags
46
Anti-Theft Denims
The Levi's Commuter Series Caters to Cyclists
45
Wraparound Cycles
Kevin Scott Designs a Bendy Bike That Thwarts Thieves
44
Thievery-Thwarting Sandwiches
These Lunch Bugs Sandwich Bags Will Keep Your Food Safe
43
Fingerprint Security Wallets
Dunhill's Biometric Wallets Uses High Security Technology
42
Top Secret Parking
Underground Parking Spaces for 007 Enthusiasts in Big Cities
41
PickPocket Guerrilla
Fake Hands Placed In Bags by Brussels Airlines
40
Impenetrable Bike Security
The TiGr Titanium Bike Lock Will Give Thieves a Hard Time
39
Anti-Theft Bike Designs
Innovative Ways to Keep Your Bicycle Safe, Indoors and Out
38
Beach Safes
Anti-Theft Gigga Clam Keeps Belongings Like Sunglasses Safe
37
Anti-Theft Apparel
Clothing Arts' Pick-Pocket Proof Pants Offer High Security Style
36
Tesla Theft Protection
Cloak Your Car in a Lightning Bolt
35
Thief-Proof Coats
Quilted Leather Jacket Has Built-in, Anti-Theft Backpack
34
Battlefield Bicycles
The ‘B.O.N.D.' Comes Equipped with Tank Tires and a Flame-Thrower
33
Anti-Theft Coffee Cups
The Plug Mug Gets Rid of Java Bandits
32
High Security Tablet Locks
Griffin TechSafe Case Offers Serious Protection from Bumps and Thieves
31
Dual-Purpose Bike Bolts
Cheng-Tsung Feng's Pedal Lock Thwarts Thieves in Two Ways
30
Caged Clutch Collections
The Fleet Ilya SS12 Line is Minimalist and Risque
29
Smartphone Gaming Disguises
The Game Boy Color iPhone 4 Decal Dupes Potential Thieves
28
Anti-Theft Tablet Sheaths
The Kensington SecureBack iPad 2 Case Keeps Thieves Away
27
Wireless Bike Locks
The Halo Bicycle Lock Alerts You to Theft via Your Smartphone
26
Purse Protection Systems
The Handbag Security Safe is Stylish and Keeps Pickpockets at Bay
25
Sneaky Broken Wheels
The Anti-Theft Collapsible Bike Wheel Deceives Bike Thieves
24
Tamper-Proof Cycles
The StayLocked Bike Will Deter Thieves Immediately
23
Built-In Anti-Theft Bikes
The Handlebar Bike Lock Ensures That Your Never Forget Your Lock
22
Heat-Packing Strongboxes
The GunVault GVB1000 Gun Safe Keeps Your Arms Secured
21
iDisguise
Disguise Your Ipod Nano as a Candy
20
Protective Gadget-Guards
The iPad Lock Keeps Your Apple Gadget from Pesky Thieves
19
Belted Bike Locks
The Hiplok Wearable Bike Lock Lets You Fashionably Secure Your Cycle
18
Laptop Security Tethers
The Clicksafe Keyed Laptop Lock Makes Your Computer Thief-Proof
17
Deceptive Piggy Banks
Canon DSLR Camera Bank Keeps Your Money Well-Hidden
16
Thwarting Auto Thieves
OnStar Stolen Vehicle Slowdown Stops High Speed Chases in Their Tracks
15
Gilded Anti-Theft Gadgets
The Justin Gignac 'Security!' Pin Adds a Golden Touch to Safety
14
Shocking Anti-Theft Slacks
‘Electric Pants' by Shyam Chaurasia Punishes Pickpockets
13
Anti-Theft Umbrellas
Mac Funamizu Ensures the Shacklie Will Not Be Stolen
12
Talking Car Computers
The Honda Anti-Theft Negotiator Fends Off Bad Guys
11
Thief Photo Posting
'GadgetTrak' Locates Stolen Technology and Shows the Culprit
10
Bum Recognition Seats
Anti-Theft Driver's Seat Turns the Shape Of Your Butt Into a Key
9
Computer Peripheral Vaults
The NZXT USB Bunker Thwarts Keyboard Thieves
8
Weight Security Systems
The Butt-Recognition Car Seat Remembers Your Weight to Stop Thieves
7
Household Withdrawal Devices
The Cyber Bank Personal ATM Promotes Saving Overspending
6
Anti-Theft Proximity Alarms
The Blue Watchdog Notifies Your Phone in Case of Theft
5
Burglar-Detecting Doorstops
The Portable Door Alarm Wedge Will Have Intruders Running
4
Sneaky Safety Drawers
Anti-Theft Box Confuses Thiefs and Owners With Arrows
3
Flash Drive Encryptors
The Hiddn Crypto Adaptor Keeps Your Digital Life Private
2
Guitar Anti-Theft Devices
The Rock Lock Protects Your Six String from Roadies & Thieves
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Criminal Catching Doormats
The Anti-Burglar Mats Traps Thieves on the Way Out
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