Get your kids something that’s actually useful, like the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set. This may be the best invention ever made. Now you can have big-budget small-plot adventures wherever you go!
Long car rides suddenly become action-filled adventures when you have the Nicolas Cage Adventure Set. Just look at all the possibilities. You can fight a parrot, team up with a ghost, and even be an astronaut. And best of all you’re Nic Cage the whole time! I want one of these right now.