Japan's Vagina In A Can

 - Mar 22, 2007
References: demonbaby
Okay, put your hair back on! Yes, I'm telling you all about Japan's Vagina-In-A-Can. Why not? It's not like I told you about their Rect*m-Flashlight-Laser-Gun did I? Vagina-In-A-Can doesn't seem so bad now does it? I'm sure here in the western world we have similar products, right? I bet they don't compare though; to squishy, watermelon pink, styrofoam-filled, 6 inch, canned vaginas with pictures of Japanese anime schoolgirls on the outside for your viewing pleasure. Just when you thought it couldn't be a more perfect vagina, there's an added bonus: When you open the can, it stinks inside.