Just in time for the holidays, comes a invention that truly boggles the mind. The inflatable turkey is a blow up doll for the epicurean world. Now, rather than actually enjoying a delicious meal, you can just look at an inflatable representation of one.
The inflatable turkey is perfect for staging your table setting, while the real turkey is roasting. Plus it comes in a super cute tin that would be great to put your crayons in, because that is all you will be getting when your family commits you for buying this thing.
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