Voldemort can drink the blood of a unicorn to stay alive, but can real humans digest the imaginary creature too? With Canned Unicorn Meat, you will have your daily dose of magic, rainbows, and horns, in one meal!
Of course there isn’t actually real unicorn meat for sale because they are only a figment of everyone’s imagination, but a dismembered stuffed unicorn is in the can. Of course it is still a little abnormal, but entertaining all at the same time.
This would be a great prank gift to give to someone and you can get a kick out of watching them ponder what could be in the can. I like the idea of canned unicorn meat because it shows just how imaginative people can be with products.
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