It seems everywhere you look, people are becoming obsessed with the idea of Bigfoot. If you are just as influenced, then maybe the Bigfoot’s Girlfriend Lilac Starfruit Vegan Lip Conditioner is for you (phew! what a title).
Made to taste and smell like what a typical dinner date with Bigfoot would be like (“a mixture of forest fruits & balsam Peru essential oil”), the Bigfoot’s Girlfriend Lilac Starfruit Vegan Lip Conditioner promises to keep you moisturized while you woo your man, er, I mean beast, ah, boyfriend. Ya, boyfriend, we’ll go with that.