21 Questionable Kids Toys

These Bad Kids' Toys Range from Gross to Creepy

— December 8, 2012 — Life-Stages
The majority of children's toys encourage positive play but these bad kids' toys are sure to be the most inappropriate choices you can make for your children.

This collection features a number of naughty ideas including the Pregnant Baby Doll, which is exactly what you'd expect. Others are more gross in nature like the Skeletal Plush Toys that take loveable childhood stuffed animals and bring their insides out. Some are just plan creepy like the Creepy Corpse Dolls, which look more like fetuses that haven't been carried to term than a toy for a little girl.

There are also some violent selections like the Heavy Artillery Toys that are a bit too mature for anyone who's a little young. So, next time you're in the market for a new toys, don't buy these.
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Alcoholic Snuggle Toys
Alcoholic Snuggle Toys
The 'Plush Spiked Watermelon' is the Perfect Adult Only Sleep Mate
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Bloody Blade Toys
Bloody Blade Toys
Scare the Dickens Out of Friends and Family with the Sawblade Throwing Disc
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Boozy Designer Toy Packs
Boozy Designer Toy Packs
The Tokidoki x Asahi Beer T-Shirt Set is for the Urban Drinker
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Weapon Wielding Toys
Weapon Wielding Toys
Ginger Troll 'Potato Daddy' Decks Out Mr. Potato Head in Hi-Tech Gadgets
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Disintegrating Undead Toys
Disintegrating Undead Toys
The Zombie Puzzle Appears to be Falling Apart
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Sultry Novel-Inspired Toys
Sultry Novel-Inspired Toys
Spice Things Up With the New Fifty Shades Novel Toy
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Sadistic Pony Toys
Sadistic Pony Toys
My Little Pony Gets its Own Serial Killer with My Little Dexter Pony
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Pregnant Baby Dolls
Pregnant Baby Dolls
Artist Darren Cullen Comments on Toy-Encouraging Social Norms
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Busty Milk Containers
Busty Milk Containers
The Handful Boobie Creamer Adds R-Rated Fun to Your Coffee
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Undead TV Toys
Undead TV Toys
These Walking Dead Action Figures are Ultra Creepy
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Heavy Artillery Toys
Heavy Artillery Toys
The Echo 1 M134 Minigun Shoots Pellets at Monstrously Rapid Rates
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Parasitic Roadkill Plushies
Parasitic Roadkill Plushies
Joshua Ben Longo Creates Morbidly Cute Cuddle Toys
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Terrifyingly Charming Plushies
Terrifyingly Charming Plushies
These Horror-Themed Friends by Stuffles Only Want Your Love
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Fleshy Layer Figurines
Fleshy Layer Figurines
These Anatomical Nesting Dolls Take Inner Strata Literally
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Horror-Inspired Toys
Horror-Inspired Toys
The Michelle Coffee Halloween Plush Toys are Scary
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Quirky Bunny Timepieces
Quirky Bunny Timepieces
Kidrobot for Swatch Collection Re-Invents the Dunny Character
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Decorative Tattooed Dolls
Decorative Tattooed Dolls
These Edgy Figurines by DolliPopVintage are Exceptional
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Kiddy Chain Guns
Kiddy Chain Guns
The AirZone Punisher Gatling Blaster Launches Darts at Rapid Fire Speed
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Skeletal Plush Toys
Skeletal Plush Toys
The Zombie Teddy Bear is a Super Scary Halloween Toy
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Wizardry Baby Dolls
Wizardry Baby Dolls
Tracy Ann Lister Creates a Series of Harry Potter-Themed Infant Toys
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Creepy Corpse Dolls
Creepy Corpse Dolls
Kamila Mlynarczyk Crafts Whimsical Victorian Toy Zombies
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