Christmas is officially two weeks away and, if the elves see this list, they'll be fearing the moment Santa goes down the chimney. That's the way it happens right? Santa lands on your roof. Santa goes down the chimney. Santa places the presents under the tree. Santa goes back up the chimney and on to the next house.
However, fireplaces have changed a lot since the old days. Whereas decades ago, fireplaces were a staple in many homes, today heating methods have evolved and fewer homes have fireplaces at all. And the ones that do have fireplaces, have non traditional versions. How about the tractor beam fire funnel? If Santa goes down the chimney at a house with a fire funnel, he'll definitely get stuck.
70 Santa-Proof Fireplaces
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Luxury Fire Sculptures
Ultra Modern Fireplaces by Elena Colombo
68
Smokin' Hot Designs
EcoGreen Fire Open-Flame Ventless Fireplace
67
Antique Weapon Fireplaces
Mati Karmin Turns Old Estonian Mines into Furniture
66
Blinged-Out Home Decor
Gemstones in Luxury Interior Design
65
Suspended Fireplaces
'Babylon' Portable Ethanol-Burning Fireplaces for Indoors or Patio
64
Tractor Beam Fire Funnels
The Modus Design Suspended Fireplaces Beam Down a Blaze
63
Mosaic Fireplaces
Intricate Designer Fireplaces Starting to Heat Up Interior Design
62
Stylish Wood Burning Fireplaces
Eco-Friendly Cera Design
61
Safer Developing Country Cookers
The Greenway Smart Stove Generates Less Smoke and Uses Less Fuel
60
Antrax Bubble Fireplace
59
Mounted Stone Fireplaces
The 'Blomus Vidro Wall Fireplace' Burns Green And Healthy
58
Vintage Gamer Fireplaces
The Fontana Forni 'Horus' Fireplace Lets You Play With Fire
57
Wall-Mounted Fireplaces
Vauni Cupola Moves the Company's Signature Fireplace to the Wall
56
Contemporary Wood Burners
Adriano Design Presents a New Stove Collection Called Stack
55
Modern Modular Fireplaces
Skema by Mario Ferrarini Takes Fireplace Design to a Whole New Level
54
Fusing Kitchens & Fireplaces
Ruegg's CookCook Stove Puts the Kitchen Center Stage Again
53
Cylindrical Fireplaces
910 Project by Smith Designs is a Show-Stopping Penthouse
52
Chimney-Top Turbines
The ChimChum Wind Vane is Great for Harnessing Energy Off the Grid
51
Swank Fireplace Surrounds
Caminetti Montegrappa Frames Your Fireplace Finely
50
Glass Jug Torches
21st Century Indoor Conversation Pits by Planika Fires
49
Fireplaces as Art
Innovative Designs by J.C.Bordelet
48
Boomerang-Shaped Fireplaces
The EcoSmart Zeta is Perfect for Eco-Friendly Indoor Fires
47
Panorama Pellet Stoves
Sleek MCZ Heater
46
Rustic Luxury Hotels
Le Lodge Park in Paris is the Ultimate Ski-Lover's Destination
45
Mobile Fireplaces
The Eclypsya Fireplace by Benjamin Mesnard
44
Crumbling Flame Photography
The Matches Photo Collection is a Reminder That Nothing is Forever
43
Bookworm Fireplaces
Snuggle Up to a Warm Fire and Hot Cocoa with the Helios Fireplace
42
Upcycled Bonfire Pits
The Fire Ring Sets Aflame with Ease & Holds Your Drinks Conveniently
41
Dramatic Fireplaces
Wall-Mounted Flame and Butterfly Designs by Arkiane
40
Elegant Outdoor Fire Pits (UPDATE)
Ak47 Design Creates Modern Fireplaces for Your Backyard
39
Square Home Hearths
The 'Lava Cube of Fire' from Secret North is a Cubed Fireplace
38
Chic Cabinet Fireplaces
The Conmoto 'Gate' Fireplace is Perfect for Contemporary Homes
37
Table Top Fireplaces
'Apoll' Candle Alternative
36
DIY Portable Fire Pits
Karen Bertelson Puts Together a Hot, Inexpensive and Safe Project
35
Recycled Steel Fire Pits
Great Bowls of Fire
34
Fire Pit Seating
The Fireplace Lounge Maximizes Heat and Comfort
33
Eco-Chic Heaters
The Graffiti-Themed Biocamino Wall Fireplace Emanates Artistic Flair
32
Deceptively Floating Hearths
Bio-Blaze's Veniz Fireplace Produces Absolutely No Smells or Smoke
31
Fireless Fireplaces
The Nobo Firepit Electric Radiator Keeps You Warm Without the Smoke
30
Campfire Inspired Indoor Fireplaces
urBonfire
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Fiery Entertainment Units
The I-Vision Fireplace by Helex Also Has an HD Flat-Screen Tv
28
Scorched Earth Fireplace
The Third Rock Fire Pit is a Hot Item
27
Fanciful Fireplaces
The Rondo by Castellamonte Collection Features Decorative Wood Stoves
26
Sculptural Fire Pits
The Mikado Focus Grill is Aesthetically Pleasing in a Natural Way
25
Pop-Up Fireplaces
Portable Bonfire Enclosed in a Table
24
Contemporary Sculptural Fireplaces
The Cast Concrete Firebowl Brings to Mind a Luxury Bonfire
23
Modern Far-Reaching Fireplaces
Escea DX1500 Ultra Wide Can be Controlled by Smartphones
22
Tabletop Fireplaces
The Speak Fireplace is a Heated Work Desk
21
Artistic Home Heaters
The O-Flut Fireplace is an Aesthetically Pleasing Design
20
Outdoor Fire Totems
The Iron Maiden is a Beautifully Rustic Vertical Hearth
19
Portable Block Infernos
The Bioalcohol Fireplace Brings the Heat Anywhere and Anytime
18
Indoor Pothole Infernos
The Vellum Fireplace Heats up the Home in a Contemporary Style
17
Swarovski Crystal Fireplace
Justin Ladda Luxury
16
Hanging Fireplaces
Spark Modern Fires Introduces Something Sleek & Modern
15
Skyline Silhouette Hearths
The Nerone Wall-Mounted Fireplace is Designed by James Di Marco
14
Animated Evolution Advertising
The Crown Matches Claymation Campaign Goes Way Back in Time
13
iPod-esque Fireplaces
The Contemporary Curva Firespace from Saferetti
12
Electrified Fire Pits
The Cozy Bonfire is Designed to Bring Families Together During Winter
11
Conical Freestanding Fireplaces
The Modfires by Brandon Williams are Colorful and Contemporary
10
Wireframe Fireplaces
The Wireplace by Giulio Iacchetti Burns Away the Bulk of Conventional Hearths
9
Plush Portable Fireplaces
The Qube by Bio-Blaze is Extremely Handy in the Good Old Winter Days
8
Planetary Patterned Bonfires
The Stars & Moon Big Sky Fire Pit Brings the Sky Within Reach
7
Smokeless Fire Pits
The Secret Fireplace Collection Lets You Breathe Easy
6
Crystalized Fire Pits
The Basalto Fireplace Looks Like it Belongs in the Fortress of Solitude
5
Table Fireplaces Hybrids
The Rays of Light Firepit Will Fill You With Burning Desire
4
3-Legged Fireplaces
The Invicta 'Tipi' Brings the Cottage Life Home
3
Orbital Basket Infernos
The Mario Mazzer Bioethanol 'Globe' Fireplace Adds Character to Any Home
2
Derelict Chic Fireplaces
The Philadelphia Fire Barrel is Just Like Being Homeless
1
Tire Fire Places
The Roll Fire Would Have Been a Double-Whammy for Cavemen
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The Breeo Live-Fire Pizza Oven is Built with Durability in Mind
Collapsible Propane Fire Pits
The Live Outdoor FIRESTORM Comes in Three Sizes
Electricity-Free Beer Fridges
The Bud Ground Cooler Needs No Electricity to Run in Hot Weather
QSR Fireplace Channels
The Tim Hortons Fireplace on YouTube is Available Ahead of the Holidays
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Functional Design-Conscious Fit Pits
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Mixed-Material Tabletop Fireplaces
The BRASSCENE Harmony Flame Fireplace is Clean Burning
Slow-Cooking Recipe Campaigns
Troy-Bilt's Low, Slow, & Mow Recipes Free Up Time for Yardwork
Flame-Free Candle Warmers
The Retro Candle Warmer Lamp Doubles the Life of Candles
Grill-Topped Portable Firepits
The Upgraded 'FireCan Deluxe' Comes With a Removable Grill Insert
Kitchenware Christmas Crackers
Fortnum's 1707 Crackers are Filled with Miniature Kitchen Utensils
Grill-Compatible Fire Pit Kits
This Kit Converts 'Weber' Kettle Grills Into Wood-Burning Fire Pits
Rapper Smokeless Fire Pit Ads
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Insulated Multi-Fuel Outdoor Stoves
The Biolite EcoZoom Versa Works with a Range of Fuel
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The Rüegg SURPRISE Fireplace Works as a Tabletop Grill
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The Interactive Time to Snow Timepiece has a Snow-Like Design
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The Houseplant Car Lighter Has a Nostalgic Construction
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Bink Rabbit Goods Delivers a Slew of Modern Furniture
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The 'Nightlight' Shed Glows After Dark for a Luminous Appearance
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Electricity-Free Portable Refrigerators
The 'Tony' Food Storage Container is Made with Clay
Cylindrical Magnetic Tripod Lanterns
The SinHanker Telescopic Lantern Works in a Variety of Ways
Slick Rechargeable Lighters
Brightly's Rechargeable Lighter is an Effective "Eco-Swap"
Color-Changing Marshmallows
Jet-Puffed's Color Changers Marshmallows Transform with Direct Heat
Dynamic Structural Chair Designs
Jumbo Presents the Snow Fence and Foldont Chair Designs
Ice Cream Advent Calendars
Double Rainbow Sweetens December with 12 Days of Ice Cream
Smart-Enabled Electric Grills
The Current Model G Dual-Zone Electric Grill Leaves Gas in the Past
Cocktail Smoking Cloches
Crafthouse by Fortessa Takes the Home Cocktail Experience to a New Level
Springy Safety-Focused Nutcrackers
The 'NutSmasher' Silicone Nutcracker Works with Any Nut
High-Power Insulated Pizza Ovens
The Everdure KILN S Series Gas Pizza Oven Bakes Pies in Minutes
Mini Smoke-Free Camper Stoves
The BioLite EcoZoom Dura Runs on Your Choice of Fuel
Kindness-Encouraging Soda Campaigns
The Coca-Cola 'The World Needs More Santas' Ad is Festive
Festive Airline Post Boxes
easyJet's Letters to Santa Campaign Supports Traveling Families
Festive Savory Snack Ads
Frito Lay Canada is Encouraging Canadians to Leave Out Chips for Santa
Off-Grid Wooden Hot Tubs
The AlumiTub Wood-Fired Hot Tubs are Precision-Built
Charcoal-Like Indoor Grills
The 'GRILL-X' Carbon Graphite Grill Works with No Charcoal
Karaoke Christmas Trees
Asda's Holiday Tree Lights Up When People Sing Michael Bublé Songs
Plant-Based Meatball Trees
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Brainteaser Advent Calendars
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Flying Insects Light Traps
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Edible Pastry Holiday Homes
Pop-Tarts & Tiffany Pratt Made Designs Inspired by Canadian Dwellings
Premium Windproof Lighters
Zippo's Yellow Flame Butane Lighter Insert is Sleek and Versatile
Festive Bamboo Tissues Papers
The Stack-A-Tree is an Eco-friendly Twist on Holiday Decorations
Film-Themed Character Puzzle Kits
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Remotely Controlled Grain Robots
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Portable Cylindrical Fireplaces
The EcoSmart Fire Pillar 3T Comes in Three Finishes
Connected Indoor Electric Smokers
The GE Profile Smart Indoor Smoker Will Be at CES 2024
Solar Powered Luxe Treehouses
Fort Treehouse Co. Designs the Baltic Treehouse in Canada
Festive Rooftop Parking Spots
Aldi Installed a Parking Space for Santa's Sleigh and Nine Reindeer
90s Toy Holiday Trees
Furbtrees are Introducing the Next Generation of Furby Across the UK
Vaulted Structural Telescopic Treehouse
Artistree Home Creates a New Treehouse in Sonoma County
Santa-Themed Vodka Cocktails
The New Santa Clausmopolitan is Now Available from Smokey Bones
Makeup-Hiding Accessories
Elf's Cosmetic Security Line Offers a Safe Hiding Space For Your Makeup
Tobacco-Scented Holiday Trees
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Houseplant's Side Table Ashtray is a Smoker-Friendly Homeware Piece
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Joe Snow Refrigerator Deodorizer Removes Fridge Odor
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The AroundFire Portable Grill Table is Easy to Bring Anywhere
Fire Connection-Inspired Candleholders
Charles Kalpakian Designs Candleholders with Eldvarm
Flame-Resistant Firefighting Drones
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Modular Wooden Holiday Homes
Arsenit Designs the Piil Home Resting in an Estonian Forest
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The Fireball Footbawl Cards Come with a Spicy Twist
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