Sacrilegious Jesus iconography has been a staple of quirky fashion styles and satirical accessories for decades. From bracelets to waffle presses, Jesus has dominated every industry. Designers take iconic artwork from the Classical and Renaissance periods, such as "The Last Supper," and put their own, cheeky twist on them.
People who enjoy puns might want to look into getting a Jesus toast stamp. This stamp places Jesus's face right in the center of your toasted pieces of bread, and ensures that you'll always be able to make the perfect "grilled cheesus." Those who would rather display their Jesus pride through their fashion choices could don a cute graphic t-shirt, displaying the message, "Cheesus loves you," along with a crude cartoon of Jesus sporting a cheese beard.
Each of these Jesus products satirizes the religious icon in some way or another, whether it's by turning his name into a pun, or by parodying famous works of art featuring Jesus. With their tongue-in-cheek attitudes and unyielding creativity, these products are both entirely useful and sacrilegiously hilarious.
65 Sacrilegious Products
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Sinister Disney Remix Paintings
The Rodolfo Loaiza DisasterLand Exhibit Taints Childhood Memories
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Awkward Renaissance Infants
‘Ugly Renaissance Babies' Paints a Hilarious Picture
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Provocative Cross-Bearing Captures
'Mary & Magdalene' by Marcin and Natalia Kontraktewicz Shocks
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Undignified Deity Drawings
These ‘Jesus is a Jerk' Sketches Speak Heathen Humor
60
Jesus Hair Editorials
Patrick Petitjean is 'On the Road' in Vogue Homme
59
Religious Parody Blogs
‘Jesus is Love' Offers Modernized Christ Cartoons
58
Chic Apocalyptic Editorials
The Survival Mode Photoshoot Highlights a Dynamic Dystopia
57
Scandalous Church Billboards
St. Matthew in the City Anglican Church Stirs Controversy With Ad
56
Religion-Satirizing Fashion Ads
The Robert Kalinkin SS13 Campaign is Full of Double Entendres
55
Edgy Ecclesiastical Editorials
The Touchpuppet 'Power of Faith' Shoot is Earthy and Spiritual
54
Rock Icon Jewelery
Manuel Bozzi Creates a Legendary Collection
53
Modern Jesus Portraits
The Dimitris Alexandrou by Thanos Verveniotis Editorial is Haute and Holy
52
Leafy Portraits
Incredible Etchings, From Jesus to the Statue of Liberty
51
Outrageous Art Shows
Paul Fryer & All Visual Arts Make Waves in 'The Age of the Marvellous'
50
Religious Character Captures
The Tom Hahn 'Icons' Series is Sharply Photographed
49
Holy Honeycomb Art
Tomas Gabzdil Libertiny's Jesus Statue Made by Bees
48
Attractive Messiah Blogs
The 'F#ck Yeah Jesus Men' Tumblr Celebrates Christ-Like Appeal
47
Religious Sleeping Positions
The Chapel Bar & Bistro Ad Celebrates '7 Years of Almighty Nights'
46
Reborn Religious Paintings
Chris Parks' 'The Last Fiesta' is a New Take on The Last Supper
45
Tech-Worshipping Ads
The Login: The Conference of Insight Campaign Promotes Obsessed-Over Brands
44
Prison Ink Paraphernalia
Goof Vermeulen Uses Found Objects in His Tattoo Gun Creations
43
Legal Tender Art
The Dollar Bill Art Features Some of the Most Recognizable Faces in Pop Culture
42
Lego Jesus
‘Christus' Statue Made Of 30,000 Toy Blocks Unveiled for Swedish Easter
41
Kitschy Religious Icon Timepieces
This Jesus Watch is a Kitsch Masterpiece
40
Iconic Toast Imprints
Tibi Tibi Neuspiel Makes Bread Infused with Art
39
Jesus-Loving Video Games
'Mass We Pray' Brings the Dreary Fun of Mass Right into Your Home
38
Offensive Gold Fetuses
The Stephen Shanabrook Fetus Jesus Makes You Think
37
Desperately Debauched Drawings
The Rena Littleson 'My Two Cents' Series is for Gamblers
36
Sacrilegious Sculpture Renditions
Michelangelo is Challenged by the Jan Fabre 'Pieta' Design
35
Jesus Biscuit Jewelry
The Christ on a Cracker Pendant Makes Me Proud
34
Hilarious Religious Recreations
'Not Right Nativities' Show Something is Amiss at the Manger
33
Holographic Sacrilege Spreads
Bhisan Rai Creates a Luminously Controversial Photography Spread
32
Sinful Christ-Like Covers
'The Passion of Thom Browne' Spread for SCENE is Sacrilegiously Chic
31
Jesus-Endorsed Burgers
Christ the Redeemer's Favorite Fast Food is the Big Bob Burger
30
Snarky Web Comics
Natures Graffiti Pokes Fun At Everything & Everyone
29
Celebreligious Mashups
The Cyclops Virgin Mary is Made Out of an Olsen Doll
28
Trashy Ashy Carpets
The Cigarette Butt Street Rug by Jesus Bubu Negron
27
Sacrilegious Soft Drink Ads
The Red Bull Jesus Commercial is Hilarious
26
Bike Wheels as Halos
City Bike Depot Campaign Uses Unbelievable Imagery
25
Sacrilegiously Sweet Beer Brandings
DuClaw Sweet Baby Jesus Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter is Rich
24
World-Whipped Wonders
Julius von Bismarck 'Punishment' Project Cracks at the Earth's Landmarks
23
Provocative Crucifix-Clad Clocks
Nono Muaks Combines Wilderness with Religion in this Home Object
22
Crucifix Superheroes
The Munkapeni 'Personal Jesus' Sculptures Turn the Lord into Batman
21
Sacrilegious Kitchenware
The Cheesus Christ Grater is Perfect for Sacred Cheeses
20
Push-Pin Prophets
Rob Surette Has Created a Jesus Portrait Out of Tacks
19
Pious Pendants
The 'Black Jesus' Necklace Lets You Look like a Rap Star
18
Scarlet Jesus Bling
Good Wood Red Jesus Piece Makes Us Want to Go to Church
17
Religious Villain Art
Lubolo's Paper Darth Project is Sacrilegiously Sci-FI
16
Artillery-Inspired Antiques
Krystopher Sapp Gives Guns a Vintage Look
15
Holy Breakfast-Cookers
Alisa Toninato Created the Jesus Waffle Maker to Bless Your Breakfast
14
Holy Wine Treats
The Sebastian Errazuriz Christian Popsicles are Tempting
13
Biblical Cartoon Parodies
Last Supper in South Park Celebrates 15 Years of the Cartoon
12
Fuzzy Religious Wookies
'Chewie is My Co-Pilot' by John Lacko is a Fantastic Use of Felt
11
Holy Cheese Snacks
'Cheesus' Found in Bag of Cheetos in Dallas
10
Replicated Religious Artifacts
Italian Scientis Creates Faux Shroud of Turin
9
Holy Sci-Fi Manuscripts
The Religious Star Wars Icons Carry the Force of God
8
Religious Table Settings
The Bella Maniera Collection is Inspired by 'The Last Supper'
7
Modern Translations of Holy Texts
LOLCat Bible Translation Project Says 'Oh Hai' to Jesus
6
Messiah Pods
J. Derek Allred Unveils 'Jesus Shuffle' Concept
5
Bold Bullet Portraiture
Viktor Mitic Creates the New Gun Art Genre With His Works
4
Holiday Parody Cartoons
The Neil Diamond Chanukah Song Gets Laughs on Youtube
3
Intense Energy Drink Films
The Coca-Cola Burn 'Ride' Video is Ablaze
2
Partying Jesuses
The French Jesus 2000 is No Savior of Mankind
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Magic Disappearing Profit Mugs
Make the Beard of Jesus Disappear When You Add Hot Water
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The Thom Browne Spring/Summer 2013 Collection is Warlike
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Summery Seaworthy Photoshoots
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The F*** Yeah Dementia Tumblr is Sure to Make You Laugh
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The Lacplesis Dzyvs Discover Real Life Campaign is Adventurous and Surreal
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The Harvey Nichols SS12 Campaign Encourages People to Be Seen
Retro Gaming Body Art
The Gamer Sleeve Tattoo Depicts All the Famous Characters From the Past
Iconic Art-Inspired Photo Collages
The Shutterstock Ad Campaign Makes Masterpieces from Scratch
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The Robert Kalinkin SS13 Campaign is Full of Double Entendres
Zombie-Saving Propaganda Ads
The MTV Serbia 'Death Valley' Campaign Fights Police Brutality
Drug-Addled Celeb Ads
The Cocaine Co Campaign Associates Itself with Overdosed Individuals
Cartoon Epic Fail Posters
Acme Corporation Poster is Dedicated to Wile E. Coyote's Countless Tries
Celeb Personal Photo Blogs
The Beyonce Tumblr Reveals a Ton of Intimate Images
Vividly Patterned Photoshoots
Fashion Magazine 'Busy Bodies' Stars Model Anastasija Kondratjeva
Vengeful Disney Vixens
DeviantArt Artist JoshWMC 'Princesses as Fighting Warriors' are Remixed
Beggar Hood Ornament Ads
The Bucharest City Police Campaign Pleads 'Don't Encourage Begging'
Disneyfied Marvel Mutants
Matthew Humphreys Draws X-Men as Disney Characters With Charming Results
Human-Like Pet Blogs
The Animals Doing People Things Tumblr Features a Pig in an Argyle Sweater
Modern Jesus Portraits
The Dimitris Alexandrou by Thanos Verveniotis Editorial is Haute and Holy
Playful Sci-Fi Portraits
Feel the Warm and Fuzzy Power of the Force with Star Wars Bunny Art
Amish-Inspired Runways
Thom Browne Fall 2013 Menswear Runway Showcases Broad Features
Wealthy Pig Ads
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Mind-Bending Surrealist Illustrations
Moebius Renders Dizzying and Bizarre Drawings
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Blindfolded Victim Ads
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Crime-Prone Princess Pictorials
Cat Londers Transforms Batman's Foes into Disney Heroines
Surreal Purgatory Art
Siegfried Zademack Renders Bizarre Works of Hell on Earth
Zit Catastrophe Ads
The Clearex Pimple Treatment Gel Campaign Relies on Nail Art
Digitalized Religious Practices
'Faith Condition' by Lukas Franciszkiewicz Challenges Digital Need
Surreal Aquatic Photography
Irene Z Imagines a Post-Apocalyptic Water World
Origami Sketch Paper Ads
The Ad Pad Campaign Targets Advertising Creatives
Moving Monster Portraits
Stereographic Drawings by Dain Fagerholm Bring Life to Monster Images
Badass Body Art Beauties
Serch Galindo Paints Digital Women with Impressive Tattoos
Headache-Transferring Ads
The Crocin Pain Relief Tablets Campaign Helps to Alleviate Pain
Rap Remix Blogs
The Hip-Hop Humor Tumblr Fuses Everyday Objects with Music Icons
Star Wars History Charts
'The First 35 Years of Star Wars' Infographic is Vast and Impressive
Deformed Skin Tattoos
Tattoo Artist Servadio Draws Unsightly Skin as His Signature Touch
Sinking Alcoholism Ads
The AA Unidade Servico Recupercao Campaign Depicts Suicidal Drinkers
Priest-Inspired Runways
The Damir Doma Fall 2012 Collection Features Conservatively Draped Styles
Whimsical Mythical Sculptures
The Narwhal Art Gallery Blurs the Lines Between Myth and Reality
Decadent Utopian Editorials
The LOVE Magazine 'Dance with a Stranger' Photoshoot is Emotive
Colorful Freaky Figures
These Diela Maharani Illustrations are Creepy
Ink Removal Guides
A Comprehensive Look at How to Get Rid of a Tattoo
Attractive Messiah Blogs
The 'F#ck Yeah Jesus Men' Tumblr Celebrates Christ-Like Appeal
Fat Erasing Ads
The 100 Rokiv Weight Loss Clinic Campaign Encourages Healthy Food Options
Cement-Coated Containers
A Concrete Bottle Surface Covers Wine with an Unexpected Cloak
Cinematic Landscape Campaigns
The SAYAT NOVA Collection is Desert-Inspired
Infantile Sci-Fi Characters
Sarah Allen Depicts Star Wars Icons as Adorable Babies
Industrial Minimalist Stores
The Thom Browne Tokyo Store is an Unconventional Design
Fashionista Athlete Blogs
The NBA Hipsters Tumblr Recognizes the Stylishness of Basketball Players
Religious Sleeping Positions
The Chapel Bar & Bistro Ad Celebrates '7 Years of Almighty Nights'
Ominous Otherworldly Fashion Shoots
Fernando Cabral Heats Up the Pages of Open Lab #6
Oversized Chic Runways
The Thom Browne Fall 2013 Collection Empowers With Exaggeration
Tech-Worshipping Ads
The Login: The Conference of Insight Campaign Promotes Obsessed-Over Brands
Literal Inner Beauty Portraits
Angela Christine Smith Explores the Body in Dissections
Prison Ink Paraphernalia
Goof Vermeulen Uses Found Objects in His Tattoo Gun Creations
Science Fiction Fine Art
Terry Cook Renders Star Wars Cast Using Traditional Painting Methods
Kitschy Religious Icon Timepieces
This Jesus Watch is a Kitsch Masterpiece
Religiously Regal Runways
The Lacroix Homme Fall/Winter 2012 Collection Makes Church-Ready Looks
Plasticine Pope Carvings
Miriam Jonas Creates Play Dough Sculptures Within Tin Cans
Cartooned Album Artwork Blogs
The Clipart Covers Tumblr Accurately Reinvents Classic CDs
Nerdy Computer-Inspired Tattoos
The Photoshop Toolbar Tattoo Gets Technical
Inverted Libation Sippers
The Brew2Go Holds a Whole Beer to Help Keep It Cool and Stop Spills
Gigantic Novel Comics
The Angelika Taschen Comic Series by Artist Joe McKendry is Awesome
Licence Plate Address Plaques
The AVTOTravel.com Ad Campaign Promotes Permanent Motor Homes
Religious Indicator Infographics
The World of Religion Chart by National Post Shows Beliefs
Dirty Domino Effect Ads
The Skay Cleaning Wipes Roll Campaign Promotes Easy Clean-Ups
Unattractive Eating Blogs
The Law and Order and Food Tumblr is Deliciously Criminal
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The Brad Pitt Eating Things Tumblr Offers Delicious Eye Candy
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The G-String Wedding Dress from Kaviar Gauche is Scandalous and Sexy
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The Earl Pendant Lamp by Llot Llov is Devoutly Romantic
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These Matt Bahen 'After The Wolves' Oil Paintings are Sombre
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