The Christ on a Cracker Pendant Makes Me Proud

 - Jan 29, 2010
References: etsy
Here we go, another delicious find by yours truly. This time it is going to get a little scary for you devout types out there, but for the rest of us, it's going to be awesome, because we know we will be saved by Christ on a Cracker.

Yep, you read right. Christ on a Cracker is a pendant, made out of a saltine, coated with a thick layer of varnish (or something) and inlaid with an image of Jesus. You can wear all you want, and know that you will always have the dear Lord near you heart, and cracker.