Curvaceous Kim Kardashian was reportedly heartbroken after her elimination from ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ and gold medalist Misty May-Treanor hobbled onto Monday night’s show to formally announce her inability to continue competing, but we’ve amassed a world dance tour for these ladies to raise their spirits.
Misty May-Treanor will love returning to Beijing, China for an impromptu jig in Tiananmen Square. And Kim Kardashian’s infamous booty shake will fit right in with the Bellydance Superstars. Perhaps the duo would prefer to channel Lady Gaga and dance in a nightclub rather than on the ‘Dancing with the Stars’ set--like London’s kinetic energy-harnessing eco club.
Misty May-Treanor and Kim Kardashian are probably sick of practicing choreography for hours on end, anyway--South Korea’s breakdancing b-boys will break them of their boredom. And in Australia, the Melbourne shuffle is probably far more fun to do than any ‘Dancing with the Stars’ rumba, jive or Viennese waltz.
And if all else fails, Kim Kardashian and Misty May-Treanor can work their rhythm out on the catwalk. Lingerie from Yummie Tummie probably covers more skin than the majority of outfits worn on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ right?