The 'Go Away' Doormat from Fancy Says it Like it Is

 - Aug 18, 2013
References: fancy
Sometimes it's hard to turn away house guests who overstay their welcome, but with these hilariously anti-social welcome mats from Fancy, introverted homebodies can make it clear to potential visitors that they are simply not in the mood to chat.

This door mat is a very simple concept. Made of a bristly material that will help get rid of stubborn mud and leaves from the soles of boots and shoes, this door mat displays the words "GO AWAY" in bold, black letters. This ironic take on the traditional door mat, which typically says "Welcome," or "Home is where the heart is," or something equally friendly and optimistic, makes for a cheeky, yet honest welcome mat.

The owner of this door mat will never have to worry about turning away solicitors or surprise visitors, since their door mat will do all the talking for them, making it the perfect investment for TV addicts and grumpy old men alike.