34 Anti-Valentine's Gifts

From Anti-Social Excuses Shirts to Independent City Girl Purses

— January 28, 2014 — Lifestyle
If February rolls around and you’re still single, there’s no reason that you can’t celebrate, or treat yourself or a few friends to some awesome anti-Valentine's gifts.

Although Valentine’s Day seems to be a holiday that is reserved only for couples, this doesn’t mean that you have to adopt a bitter attitude if you find yourself alone. Some of these products demonstrate just how with sassy quips like "Sorry, I can’t — I have plans with my cat" and "New York is my boyfriend."

Products with compliments or affirmations on them are another great way to lift your spirits, especially if you hate holiday, but still want to show yourself some love. Since these products aren't designed for Valentine's Day, they'll also have a life beyond February 14th.
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Cheeky Beverage Indicators
Cheeky Beverage Indicators
These Wine Identifiers Label How Much More is Needed in Each Glass
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Optimistic Measuring Glasses
Optimistic Measuring Glasses
These Quirky Wine Glasses Will Show Whether the Glass is Half Full
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Problem-Loving T-Shirts
Problem-Loving T-Shirts
'Oneable' Encourages Us to Embrace Our Issues
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Sassy Worded Towels
Sassy Worded Towels
This Reserved Pool Towel Instructs People to Leave Your Spot Alone
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Security-Provoking Totes
Security-Provoking Totes
Trevor Jackson's Safe Travel Bag Begs to be Searched by Officials
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Wine-Choosing Graphics
Wine-Choosing Graphics
This Handy 'How to Choose Wine' Poster is for Indecisive Drinkers
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Grumpy Nap-Needing Tops
Grumpy Nap-Needing Tops
This Human Sweatshirt is Aggressively Tired and Brutally Honest
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Gender-Segregating Pillows
Gender-Segregating Pillows
These Barbara Coupe Cushions Keep Boys and Girls On Opposite Sides
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Rap Song-Inspired Jerseys
Rap Song-Inspired Jerseys
Show Everyone You’re a Jay-Z Fan with the 99 Problems Tee
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Social-Encouraging Door Decorations
Social-Encouraging Door Decorations
Show Your Welcoming Side with the Do Disturb Door Hanger
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Misogynistic Notebook Covers
Misogynistic Notebook Covers
Write Your Inner Most Feelings in Your B*tches Imma Holla at Notebook
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Cheeky Makeup Bags
Cheeky Makeup Bags
This Cosmetic Bag Design Boasts That It Should be Bigger in Size
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Waist-Watching Wine Glasses
Waist-Watching Wine Glasses
The Caloric Cuvee Calorie Counting Wine Glass Offers Nutritional Info
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Defensive Alcoholic Aprons
Defensive Alcoholic Aprons
Don't Be Shy About Your Fondness for Vino with this Funny Alcohol Apron
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Grumpy Sleeveless Shirt Designs
Grumpy Sleeveless Shirt Designs
These Sassy Tank Tops from Human Show you Could Not Care Less
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Sweatshirt-Like Laptop Sheaths
Sweatshirt-Like Laptop Sheaths
This Laptop Cover is a Fun Way to Dress Up a Computer
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Prison-Bound Bracelets
Prison-Bound Bracelets
This Hand Cuff Bracelet is Perfect for Trouble-Makers
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Disposable Face Sacks
Disposable Face Sacks
This Paper Bag Head Covering Features Beautifully Illustrated Portraits
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Hilarious Shop Sign Sweaters
Hilarious Shop Sign Sweaters
This Shop Sign Sweater Lets the World Know You're Closed For Business
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Sassily Vindictive Shirts
Sassily Vindictive Shirts
These Human Tank Tops Help You Throw Shade to the Haters
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Hilariously Literal Drink Coasters
Hilariously Literal Drink Coasters
These Clever Drink Coasters Offer a Round of Drinks On Them
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Bondage Novel-Inspired Jewelry
Bondage Novel-Inspired Jewelry
This Christian Grey Tie Necklace Will Entice Your Imagination
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Pun-Filled Animal Shirts
Pun-Filled Animal Shirts
This Hilarious Goat T-Shirt Plays on Male Facial Hair
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Independent City Girl Purses
Independent City Girl Purses
New York Ladies Will Love this Boyfriend Clutch
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Comically Candid Coasters
Comically Candid Coasters
Get Your Guests to Crack Up and Clean Up with These Funny Coasters
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Honest Alcoholic Travel Mugs
Honest Alcoholic Travel Mugs
This Vodka Coffee Mug Will Have People Guessing What You're Drinking
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Straight-Forward Romantic T-Shirts
Straight-Forward Romantic T-Shirts
This Romantic T-Shirt Prefers Brain Power to Muscle Power
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Crass Coffee Mugs
Crass Coffee Mugs
These Adult Coffee Mugs Give You Explitive Laden Advice
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Motivational Laundry Bags
Motivational Laundry Bags
These Heavy Duty Laundry Bags Finish the Job Faster
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Anti-Social Excuses Shirts
Anti-Social Excuses Shirts
This Cat Lover Shirt Lets People Know You Don’t Want to Hang Out
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Suggestive Relationship Fashion
Suggestive Relationship Fashion
This Tee Lets People Know You Don’t Want to Be Just Friends
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Eating-Encouraging Sweatshirts
Eating-Encouraging Sweatshirts
The RIP Diet Sweater Tells Everyone You're Ready to Feast
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Humorous Crisis Makeup Bags
Humorous Crisis Makeup Bags
Carry Essential Cosmetics in this Hilarious Emergency Mascara Pouch
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Anti-Social Welcome Mats
Anti-Social Welcome Mats
The 'Go Away' Doormat from Fancy Says it Like it Is
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