Why have a standard ring or classic song on your phone when you can have the Stephen Colbert Jr. ringtone?
For those who don't know much about Colbert, the basics are this: Stephen Colbert had an eagle named after him, and the eagle is now seriously famous among Stephen Colbert viewers. This bird now has his own ringtone.
Does the real Stephen Colbert even have his own ringtone? Either way, the Stephen Colbert bird does. Get it now.